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"After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe." "That's unbelievable!" "Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital." "You ran?" "No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'" "Holy cow!" "Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!" "How could you do that?" "Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!" "You're Batman." "Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop." "You kept making all the stops?" "Well, people kept ringing the bell!" "What about the toe? What happened to the toe?" "Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line." "You did all this for a pinky-toe?" "Well, it's a valuable appendage." The you're batman line always loving kills me. Such an amazing scene.
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Aug 30, 2010 06:05
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That scene is one of my favourites, particularly for the batman line, and for Kramer's exaggerated mime of driving a bus, exclaiming "now I'm driving the bus"
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Aug 30, 2010 13:58
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Alright, alright. Just let me finish my coffee... then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up.
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Aug 30, 2010 14:31
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Kevyn posted:Alright, alright. Just let me finish my coffee... then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up. Based on Jerry's reaction, I'm convinced he ad-libbed the second half of that. I also think "It's like a sauna in here" might've been ad-libbed as well.
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Aug 30, 2010 14:34
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Poque posted:Based on Jerry's reaction, I'm convinced he ad-libbed the second half of that. I also think "It's like a sauna in here" might've been ad-libbed as well. The fat bastard line was ad-libbed and it was a huge turning point for the show. People laughed at the line and Seinfeld and friends realized that they could be total jerks and people would still enjoy the show.
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Aug 30, 2010 16:07
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Aug 31, 2010 00:36
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^^^^ Hahahah "No you're NOT out there, you can't be, cause I'm out there, and if I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence"
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Aug 31, 2010 00:45
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BrandNew posted:The you're batman line always loving kills me. Such an amazing scene. I love that line too, but Kramer's almost nonchalant,"Yeah, I am Batman," reply is the icing on the cake.
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Aug 31, 2010 00:54
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"This guy...this is not my kinda guy" If we're focusing on single lines that one has to be in my top 5
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Aug 31, 2010 01:45
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My favorite quote of the series isn't a single line, unfortunately. But I've said it before and I'll say it again! "Mail on Sunday?" "Oops!" I wish I could have Jerry's attitude while he's delivering the mail for everything I do in my life.
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Aug 31, 2010 02:09
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Tiny Fistpump posted:"This guy...this is not my kinda guy" I think mine is "And you want to be my latex salesman." edit: Although "Sex... to SAVE the friendship." might be a very close second. edit2: oh god there are too many: "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." penis sandwich fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Aug 31, 2010 |
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Aug 31, 2010 03:15
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Just wanna say to anyone who loves Seinfeld to a silly level, the DVDs have the great 'Notes About Nothing' features for every episode (basically subtitles of trivia throughout the whole episode, popup video style). My gf and I always turn NAN on when we watch the DVDs now and it really tells you a lot of interesting stuff, especially if you're a Curb fan also. Makes watching old episodes all the more interesting. Can't recommend them enough and wish more movies/DVDs had something like that. They're very well done.
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Aug 31, 2010 05:39
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Electromax posted:Just wanna say to anyone who loves Seinfeld to a silly level, the DVDs have the great 'Notes About Nothing' features for every episode (basically subtitles of trivia throughout the whole episode, popup video style). My gf and I always turn NAN on when we watch the DVDs now and it really tells you a lot of interesting stuff, especially if you're a Curb fan also.
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Aug 31, 2010 05:56
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"Too many people go their mail! Close to 80%. No body from the post office has ever cracked the 50% barrier! It's like the 3-minute mile!" One of my top five lines from one of my top five episodes. Infact, that entire exchange is one of my favorites, from The Andria Doria quote:JERRY: Hey, I've been trying to jam stuff in the box, like you told me, but sometimes it says, like, "Photographs - Do not bend".
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Aug 31, 2010 06:34
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Tiny Fistpump posted:"This guy...this is not my kinda guy" Same here, I love it so much. I think my least favourite line(or line delivery) is in "The Truth" when Jerry says "I would have killed this man. Torn him limb from limb, ripped the flesh right off his bones..." It just always irks me.
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Aug 31, 2010 06:47
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Yeah, well I got a complaint; this cartoon stinks.
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Aug 31, 2010 15:17
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safety dan posted:Yeah, well I got a complaint; this cartoon stinks. The pig says, "My wife is a slut?"
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Aug 31, 2010 15:37
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Now that's a complaint!
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Aug 31, 2010 15:57
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I've decided that The Diplomat's Club is probably my favorite episode of season 6. The way the pilot being in the audience inexplicably throws Jerry's performance, which ultimately leads to him being kicked off the plane, and the way that whole plot ties in with Elaine being suspected of poisoning Mr.Pitt is amazing. Plus the "george proving he isn't racist to Mr.Morgan" plot which is gold. Jerry's booking agent woman (aka Kitty) is the best though: "We lost the road about half an hour ago" "Why didn't you wake me up???" "You told me not to bother you with minor details.." "No road" is a MAJOR detail!!" "Ok now I know. Should I keep going or turn around, do you have a preference?" "LOOK OUT!!!"
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Aug 31, 2010 20:00
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My favorites come from The Jimmy. "Jimmy can jump. Jimmy can dunk." "Jimmy's gonna put the moooooves on Elaine."
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Aug 31, 2010 20:16
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Hey look. Hank's got a new boyfriend. Jimmy's not threatened by Hank's sexuality... Jimmy's happy for Hank.
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Aug 31, 2010 21:01
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Just saw the one where Kramer turns his apartment into The Merv Griffin Show. I completely forgot that he did that, it's one of my favorite things that Kramer does.
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Aug 31, 2010 21:19
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Elaine got a new dress. Jimmy likes it.
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Aug 31, 2010 21:28
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Druggachusettes posted:Just saw the one where Kramer turns his apartment into The Merv Griffin Show. I completely forgot that he did that, it's one of my favorite things that Kramer does. The Jack Hannah cameo at the end was phenomenal. "Where are the cameras?"
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Aug 31, 2010 21:28
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Druggachusettes posted:Just saw the one where Kramer turns his apartment into The Merv Griffin Show. I completely forgot that he did that, it's one of my favorite things that Kramer does. Eating the chips during the 'commercial break' is amazing.
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Aug 31, 2010 21:41
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What? Two animal acts on the same show? What is this, amateur hour? Look, George, I'm sorry, but maybe another time, all right?
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Aug 31, 2010 21:44
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I'm thinking about going as Kramer for Halloween and I'm wondering what's the best non-wig way to duplicate his hair. My own hair's long enough but I don't know what I'd do to get it into that stringy frizzy look he has going on. Anyone got any ideas?
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Aug 31, 2010 21:45
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Okay, so you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So what?
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Aug 31, 2010 22:40
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The Ninth Layer posted:I'm thinking about going as Kramer for Halloween and I'm wondering what's the best non-wig way to duplicate his hair. My own hair's long enough but I don't know what I'd do to get it into that stringy frizzy look he has going on. Anyone got any ideas? Wet a paperclip and stick it in the socket outside of your friend's apartment. Its no picnic, and you'll likely lose a nail.
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Sep 1, 2010 00:02
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The Big Salad is playing, and I'm basically watching just for the eminent, "But NOOO! You had to have the BIIIIIG SAAAAALAAD!!!!" The way he gestures just kills me. EDIT: What are the odds that I just decide to check my feeds and see this? octothorpopus fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Sep 1, 2010 |
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Sep 1, 2010 00:41
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..... Did you see what just happened here?
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Sep 1, 2010 01:11
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Martytoof posted:Okay, so you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So what?
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Sep 1, 2010 02:35
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Martytoof posted:Okay, so you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So what? You're single.
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Sep 1, 2010 03:06
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octothorpopus posted:The Big Salad is playing, and I'm basically watching just for the eminent, "But NOOO! You had to have the BIIIIIG SAAAAALAAD!!!!" TBS and my local Fox affilate show Seinfeld at 7:30. I had to choose between The Big Salad and The Merv Griffin Show. Life is hard. I eventually chose The Big Salad since I've seen that one less.
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Sep 1, 2010 03:54
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Fury1671 posted:TBS and my local Fox affilate show Seinfeld at 7:30. I had to choose between The Big Salad and The Merv Griffin Show. Life is hard. Not gonna lie, but I would've picked The Merv Griffin Show. I just love the fact that they drug his girlfriend only to play with her toys.
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Sep 1, 2010 04:11
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octothorpopus posted:Not gonna lie, but I would've picked The Merv Griffin Show. More wine?
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Sep 1, 2010 04:32
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Sep 1, 2010 04:37
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octothorpopus posted:Not gonna lie, but I would've picked The Merv Griffin Show. I remember that Mattel football game they reference, it was pretty fun (at the time).
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Back to base, Joe!
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