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You know, we're living in a society! didn't mean to start the new page...that's a shame.
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ELAINE: That's it? I don't need a shot? DOCTER: Not shot, dog bite. ELAINE: No, no, no. I know I wasn't shot. Do I need a shot? DOCTER: Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.
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Sep 1, 2010 04:52
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She's foaming at the mouth!
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Sep 1, 2010 05:23
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I KNOW I don't want it! I don't NEED you to tell me what I don't want, you stupid HIPSTER DOOFUS!
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Sep 1, 2010 06:42
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Elaine: Will this hurt? Doctor: Yes, very much.
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Sep 1, 2010 06:51
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BOSCO!!!!!
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Sep 1, 2010 07:07
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So when somebody has B.O., the O usually stays with the B. Once the B leaves, the O goes with it.
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Sep 1, 2010 07:10
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AND WE HAD A PACT!!
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Sep 1, 2010 07:58
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"Can't do it." - jiffypark/jiffydump supervisor who looks like a Mediterranean Jon Stewart.
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Sep 1, 2010 08:07
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BAAD! STAY AWAY FROM THE CHICKEN! MESS YOU UP!
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Sep 1, 2010 09:01
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"I gotta go to the airport to pick up Elaine." "What, she's been away??" "She's been in Mexico for six weeks!" "No, I really think you're wrong. We just went to the fireworks the other day." "That was July 4th.."  EDIT: Oh and I have another very important contribution: 
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Sep 1, 2010 10:12
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Tiny Fistpump posted:TRYPTOPHAN ...I think.
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Sep 1, 2010 10:46
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Tiny Fistpump posted:"This guy...this is not my kinda guy" Easily my most quoted line from Seinfeld. His delivery is so perfect. He's so troubled by the whole thing. Elaine and Frank is always a hit. Frank: I once talked to the reverend Yung Son Moon. He bought two Jesus statues from me. He's a hell of a nice guy. Elaine: uh huh... Frank: Ever see that face on him? Like a Biiig apple pie.
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Sep 1, 2010 12:06
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hall n oates mom posted:"Can't do it." - jiffypark/jiffydump supervisor who looks like a Mediterranean Jon Stewart. "That's what I'd like to know about it" I loving love that guy
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Sep 1, 2010 12:26
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George likes his chicken spicy.
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Sep 1, 2010 12:58
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Secks posted:So when somebody has B.O., the O usually stays with the B. Once the B leaves, the O goes with it. You see? You see what I'm saying to you? It's a presence! It's THE BEAST!
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Sep 1, 2010 14:01
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"Elaine you don't like the movie?" "I HATE IT!!!!"
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Sep 1, 2010 18:31
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hall n oates mom posted:"Can't do it." - jiffypark/jiffydump supervisor who looks like a Mediterranean Jon Stewart. Tiny Fistpump posted:"That's what I'd like to know about it" He's also a part of one of my favourite callback jokes. To George: "Why don't you take it up with consumer affairs?" (later episode) Kramer, angrily getting back in the tour bus: "Maybe I WILL take it up with consumer affairs!!"
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Sep 1, 2010 18:43
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That storyline about Jerry drugging his girlfriend to play with her toys was probably one of the most daring and dark stories they did. Masturbation and abortion is one thing, but date rape was really pushing it. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Sep 1, 2010 19:25
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We wanna look to the future, we gotta tear down the past. Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently. He wasn't really a sultan. Ah, what d'you make of that? Hey, check this out, Lou Gehrig's pants. Not a bad fit. (a thought occurs) Hey, you don't think that nerve disease of his was contagious, do you? Uh, I better take 'em off. I'm too important to this team. Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching.
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Sep 1, 2010 20:27
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 "He looks like a Peanuts character!"
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Sep 1, 2010 22:21
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Dqoin0PiA This has got to be one of the scenes that always gets a laugh out of me. Newman DIED?!
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Sep 1, 2010 22:40
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DMST posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Dqoin0PiA We used to do that at my old job when someone didn't hear something that was said. We hired a new guy and a few weeks later we had that exchange and he actually believed Wayne Knight had died until we explained it to him.
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Sep 1, 2010 22:58
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Elaine: A milk glass, a juice glass, any glass, just pick a glass! Helen: Jerry doesn't wash these very well. Elaine: Mrs. Seinfeld, pick a glass! Pick a glass, Mrs. Seinfeld!!! This exchange had me laughing like an idiot last night, even though I have seen the episode 100 times.
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Sep 2, 2010 00:02
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Ishamael posted:This exchange had me laughing like an idiot last night, even though I have seen the episode 100 times. This is pretty much every episode for me. I can watch every episode again and again forever and still laugh like it was the first time seeing it.
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Sep 2, 2010 00:14
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"So where is it?" "What?" "The card. Is this it? In the trash?" "...No."
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Sep 2, 2010 01:38
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"I found out from Paula, she likes George. I bet he'll be relieved." "Eh. When he's dead he'll be relieved."
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Sep 2, 2010 01:52
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One of the best aspects of this show is how much Jerry basically encourages Georges behavior and eggs him on, and then in the next sentence he'll insult him.
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Sep 2, 2010 02:00
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You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.
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Sep 2, 2010 02:33
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Why did Jerry ever start calling George "Biff"? And when did it stop?
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Sep 2, 2010 02:35
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Evil Agita posted:Why did Jerry ever start calling George "Biff"? And when did it stop? He started comparing him to Biff Loman (from "Death of a Salesman") in 3x13, "The Subway." George was heading to a job interview and: Jerry: Remember, don't whistle on the elevator. George: Why not? Jerry: That's what Willy Loman told Biff before his interview in Death of a Salesman. George: What, you are comparing me to Biff Loman? Very encouraging: the biggest loser in history of American literature. I don't think it ever stopped, did it?
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Sep 2, 2010 02:42
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Cage posted:One of the best aspects of this show is how much Jerry basically encourages Georges behavior and eggs him on, and then in the next sentence he'll insult him. I think Jerry has a certain respect and even envy for George. Jerry forces himself into discipline, but a lot of classic moments show how much smarter and cunning George really is. George instantly picks up on bullshit and calls everyone on it - Jerry sits there and conforms to society. If Poppy had peed on George's couch, would he have left that apartment in one piece?
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Sep 2, 2010 02:49
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So Biff wants to be buff!
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Sep 2, 2010 02:50
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Supreme Allah posted:I think Jerry has a certain respect and even envy for George. Jerry forces himself into discipline, but a lot of classic moments show how much smarter and cunning George really is. George instantly picks up on bullshit and calls everyone on it - Jerry sits there and conforms to society. If Poppy had peed on George's couch, would he have left that apartment in one piece? That leads to a great dynamic on the last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Jerry is the one person in the world who agrees with Larry's righteous codes of societal honor, but has just enough social savvy to get away with it or get Larry to do the dirty work of throwing down his meaningless gauntlets. Having said that, there's no way George is more cunning than Jerry. The more I watch the show, the more underrated Jerry is of all of the leads and I think his relative lack of acting ability helps that-- the fact that no matter what horrible thing he's about to do or coerced George into doing, the fact that Seinfeld is always just about to crack up makes everything funnier. Imagine how dark Seinfeld would be if Jerry actually seemed bothered by things.
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Sep 2, 2010 03:04
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window. "Yeah, I put a six hour tape in. That should cover the experiment, the arrest, and most of your trial. Alright, I’ll see ya."
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Sep 2, 2010 03:10
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Everything evens out for Jerry
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Sep 2, 2010 03:53
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Tiny Fistpump posted:Everything evens out for Jerry Even. Steven.
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Sep 2, 2010 03:57
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R.D. Mangles posted:That leads to a great dynamic on the last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Jerry is the one person in the world who agrees with Larry's righteous codes of societal honor, but has just enough social savvy to get away with it or get Larry to do the dirty work of throwing down his meaningless gauntlets. Having said that, there's no way George is more cunning than Jerry. Acknowledging the fact that Jerry maintains control of 99 percent of situations, when George randomly walks into a scene and just effortlessly goes 'Hi I'm George', extends his hand, and Jerry's girlfriend (who's name he forgot, and who he just begged Kramer to try to extort) fails to give her name, and before Jerry can say anything George apologizes insencerely with 'Sorry, I tried'.. that scene to me epitomized that Jerry needs the illusion of superiority, but George not only sees that illusion, he gives not the slightest gently caress about it.
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Sep 2, 2010 04:07
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R.D. Mangles posted:The more I watch the show, the more underrated Jerry is of all of the leads and I think his relative lack of acting ability helps that-- the fact that no matter what horrible thing he's about to do or coerced George into doing, the fact that Seinfeld is always just about to crack up makes everything funnier. Imagine how dark Seinfeld would be if Jerry actually seemed bothered by things. I love Jerry when he's playing the cunning trickster, egging George on or sitting back and watching things unfold. It plays to Seinfeld's strengths because he really just has to enjoy the others' misfortunate and being a second away from cracking up just adds to that. That's why his repeated "That's a shame" is one of my favourite lines.
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Tiny Fistpump posted:"This guy...this is not my kinda guy" Don't think I've seen a youtube of that posted yet. It really is one of the top 5 lines ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inANd0iiY-s#t=2m43s
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