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Capt. Sticl posted:There's no question it refers to oral sex. The pinch must be about the clit, explaining why Elaine strongly prefers the swirl (both clockwise and counter-clockwise). Counterpoint: George's girlfriend said it feels like aliens poking at her body. Unless The Move is oral sex with other bits thrown in.
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Max22 posted:-- You don't like the movie?
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OldSenileGuy posted:Counterpoint: George's girlfriend said it feels like aliens poking at her body. Unless The Move is oral sex with other bits thrown in. Yeah but George was REALLY bad at it.
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Sep 7, 2010 07:25
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Elaine: Oh, Peterman ran off to Burma, and now he wants me to run the catalog. Kramer: Where? Jerry: Myanmar. Kramer: What is that, the discount pharmacy?
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Sep 7, 2010 13:24
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Personally I always had this hilarious and disgusting image of "the move" consisting in the man spinning around like a corkscrew or a top while inside the woman. Arms extended to the sides and going "wheeeee!", of course.
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Sep 7, 2010 15:51
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Personally I always had this hilarious and disgusting image of "the move" consisting in the man spinning around like a corkscrew or a top while inside the woman. Arms extended to the sides and going "wheeeee!", of course. You're not the only one.
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Sep 7, 2010 15:53
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Possibly one of my favourite references to Seinfeld of all time: http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/The_Swirl_and_Twist
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OldSenileGuy posted:Counterpoint: George's girlfriend said it feels like aliens poking at her body. Unless The Move is oral sex with other bits thrown in. Actually, something that's always irked me about this episode is how the girlfriend rags on George using a crib sheet (crib hand, in this case) to pull off the move correctly. The dude just made you orgasm, what do you care that he had it written down? God knows that if my girlfriend wanted to look up online better ways to blow me, I wouldn't complain.
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Actually, something that's always irked me about this episode is how the girlfriend rags on George using a crib sheet (crib hand, in this case) to pull off the move correctly. The dude just made you orgasm, what do you care that he had it written down? God knows that if my girlfriend wanted to look up online better ways to blow me, I wouldn't complain. I might complain if she just stopped right towards the end to re-watch a youtube video on what to do next, or something. But presumably George was looking at the crib notes seamlessly enough that she never noticed, so yeah, she should be happy. Also...how was he able to read his hand while under the covers with a face full of vag?
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Well, as a kid I used to keep a flashlight by my bed so I could read at night without my parents realizing I was awake.
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Is there any way you guys could draw some diagrams of how you think the move should be performed? I mean, as long as we're over-analyzing this fictional sexual act and all.
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Sep 7, 2010 20:02
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Elaine: That's better than your drawings of naked Lois Lane. Jerry: Where did you see that? Those are private!
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Parachute posted:Is there any way you guys could draw some diagrams of how you think the move should be performed? I mean, as long as we're over-analyzing this fictional sexual act and all. No. Don't do that. Thanks.
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Sep 7, 2010 21:04
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Tiny Fistpump posted:No. Don't do that. Thanks. You just don't want anyone copying your moves.
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Sep 7, 2010 21:20
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Joe Don Baker posted:You just don't want anyone copying your moves. Your move? What, are you kidding? I was doing that before I knew you. All you told me about was the ending.
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Druggachusettes posted:Elaine: That's better than your drawings of naked Lois Lane. I love Jerry's "outrage" tone so much. "You should have seen me last year - I got jiggy with it!
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Parachute posted:I love Jerry's "outrage" tone so much. "You should have seen me last year - I got jiggy with it! AND SO WHAT IF I DID PICK, EVEN THOUGH I ADMIT NOTHING AND NEVER WILL.
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Jerry: Oh, this is funny? I'm being funny?? Elaine: Yeah. Jerry: GEORGE, IS THIS FUNNY??? George: ....It's funny!
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Glenn Shadix died yesterday. He was the fat guy who played Jerry's landlord, Harold, in an episode  "94 years old. I found her yesterday. She didn't have a wig on. It was horrifying."
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Actually, something that's always irked me about this episode is how the girlfriend rags on George using a crib sheet (crib hand, in this case) to pull off the move correctly. The dude just made you orgasm, what do you care that he had it written down? God knows that if my girlfriend wanted to look up online better ways to blow me, I wouldn't complain. Yeah, I've wondered about this for pretty much forever. She even says it's "sick." Really? Really? That's way more prudish than being disgusted by "the contest."
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neoboman posted:Yeah, I've wondered about this for pretty much forever. She even says it's "sick." Really? Really? That's way more prudish than being disgusted by "the contest." It's also way better than simultaneously eating a sandwich.
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Holly: Oh I said hello to Franco for you. Jerry: Franco? Holly: Your butcher down the street. Jerry: Ohh, I bet he acted all aloof like he didnt know me! Holly: He did! Jerry: That is sooo Franco.
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Secks posted:Glenn Shadix died yesterday. He was the fat guy who played Jerry's landlord, Harold, in an episode Maybe better known as one of the designer creeps in Beetlejuice, the one who does the "summoning"
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I think that the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? I can't. drat it!
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esq posted:Jerry: Oh, this is funny? I'm being funny?? Haha George's angry compliments are the best: Jerry: Do you realize his obsession with you cost us a TV series?? Elaine: I didn't know that he'd fall for me and I'd drive him insane! I mean, you know, that's not my fault. George: Yes it is! You're very charming!
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I can't believe it, four months ago I couldn't stand Seinfeld. I thought it was one of the most boring, unfunny, generic sitcoms I'd ever seen in my life. I then got a hold of a DVD set and I've been watching it religiously since. It's basically dominated my life, I can't stop, It's just so brilliant. Now I refuse to believe that anyone doesn't like Seinfeld. I'm about half way through season 8, I'm just sad it's almost over.
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Jerry: I do really like this coffee shop. Nice cuff links, by the way. George: Office Christmas gift. I tell you, this Human Fund is a gold mine! Jerry: That's not a French cuff shirt, you know. George: I know. I cut the button off and poked a hole with a letter opener. Jerry: Oh, that's classy.
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Carol: Would you like to come upstairs for some coffee? George: No thanks. I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up.
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Parachute posted:Is there any way you guys could draw some diagrams of how you think the move should be performed? I mean, as long as we're over-analyzing this fictional sexual act and all. 
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Armacham posted:Oh wow, so that's what Jerry meant by "the swirl"! It's all so clear to me now.
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Invis posted:Carol: Would you like to come upstairs for some coffee? "Hey there, it's George.. Remember me? The guy who didn't come up for coffee?" This scene really hits home, your heart breaks for the guy with every additional thing he says, as he tries to recover and it just gets worse and worse. I think everyone's left at least one completely loving retarded sounding message to a girl you've just started seeing.
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The Walrus posted:"Hey there, it's George.. Remember me? The guy who didn't come up for coffee?" Along with the Twix episode, this is my favorite. George's impression of himself in the middle of the ep is comedy gold.
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Is there a gif anywhere of Bania's face when Jerry asks him why why he should work out? It's just amazing and I missed it tonight on TBS because I was in the kitchen. 
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"Hey it's George...I have nothing to say."
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esq posted:Jerry: Oh, this is funny? I'm being funny?? If I was forced at gunpoint to choose the single funniest Seinfeld scene, this would probably be it (along with the two previous lines -- Jerry: Am I being funny now? Elaine: ... A little -- and the following bit about 'Happy birthday') http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynmLdLwlgLI regulargonzalez fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Sep 10, 2010 |
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regulargonzalez posted:If I was forced at gunpoint to choose the single funniest Seinfeld scene, this would probably be it (along with the two previous lines -- Jerry: Am I being funny now? Elaine: ... A little -- and the following bit about 'Happy birthday') It's the pause before George yelling "It's funny!" that gets me. Currently watching The Bubble Boy episode, love this bit: George: That's pie country. They do a lot of baking up there. Jerry: They sell them by the side of the road. Blueberry, blackberry. George: Blackberry, boysenberry. Jerry: Boysenberry, huckleberry. George: Huckleberry, raspberry. Jerry: Raspberry, strawberry. George: Strawberry, cranberry. Jerry: ...Peach.
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regulargonzalez posted:If I was forced at gunpoint to choose the single funniest Seinfeld scene, this would probably be it (along with the two previous lines -- Jerry: Am I being funny now? Elaine: ... A little -- and the following bit about 'Happy birthday') yeah. This scene is amazing. "Happy Birthday? No such thing"
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I was fond of this exchange from "The Virgin": Jerry: Marla! Marla: Jerry! Jerry: George, Marla. George: Marla. Marla: George. Jerry, Stacy. Jerry: Stacy. Stacy: Jerry. Jerry: George, Stacy. George: Stacy. Stacy: George. Jerry: George? George: Jerry. Marla. Stacy!
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