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regulargonzalez posted:If I was forced at gunpoint to choose the single funniest Seinfeld scene, this would probably be it (along with the two previous lines -- Jerry: Am I being funny now? Elaine: ... A little -- and the following bit about 'Happy birthday') On my friend's birthday I posted the whole birthday speech on his wall. He's almost as much of a Seinfeld fan as I am and he should be ashamed of himself for not aknowlegding the most awesome way to tell someone happy birthday.
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The Walrus posted:"Hey there, it's George.. Remember me? The guy who didn't come up for coffee?" Another way Mark Corrigan is the British George Costanza (cursing and epic amount of embarrassment in clip): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpDRdXUIKLI And, uh:  
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Chicolini posted:Are those Charles Nelson Reilly glasses still popular with old retired men or does Larry David just love them? Because he has Shelly Berman playing his dad wearing the same exact ones on Curb, too: 
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Everyone always talks about how funny George's parents are, but I think Morty and Helen are the funnier set of parents. "That's why we joined a program. We walk once around the block three times a week." "And every morning I eat a plum!"
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They said they were sending over an Asian woman....
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Sep 10, 2010 06:54
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Kevyn posted:Everyone always talks about how funny George's parents are, but I think Morty and Helen are the funnier set of parents. PLUM!
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Sep 10, 2010 09:03
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I was always more fond of Jerry's parents just because they are exactly like my parents
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Sep 10, 2010 14:41
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Chicolini posted:I must have had Larry David-levels of neuroticism as a kid. When my parents applauded me for doing ridiculously simple things like this, I got a complex that there was something wrong with me and they were lowering the bar as much as possible.
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Sep 10, 2010 14:57
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Forget the swirl. The only move you need to do is the Stop Short.
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Sep 10, 2010 15:11
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Hank Morgan posted:Forget the swirl. The only move you need to do is the Stop Short. Just picturing Jerry Stiller doing his stop short arm move makes me laugh. Can I get a gif of that please?
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Sep 10, 2010 15:32
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Has anybody ever noticed that on a shelf in The Hot Tub Kramer has a bunch more pasta figurines?
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Sep 10, 2010 15:37
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That birthday clip is fantastic.. one of my fave scenes. Another one of my favourite's is when george "accidentally" bumps into jerry, lois and duncan to collaborate a story about the "big race" back in high school.. and they get side-tracked taking shots at each other that they nearly forget about it. the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YoliGLJT2Y
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Sep 10, 2010 16:01
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Boy, you really went bald there, didn't ya?
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Sep 10, 2010 17:14
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Cane Break posted:Has anybody ever noticed that on a shelf in The Hot Tub Kramer has a bunch more pasta figurines? Yeah! You can also see at least two when Silvio looks in to Kramer's apartment through the reverse peephole. Parachute fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Sep 10, 2010 |
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Sep 10, 2010 17:14
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How 'bout I take your little board and SMASSHHHH!!!
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Sep 10, 2010 17:30
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pleasantlyplump posted:That birthday clip is fantastic.. one of my fave scenes. Another one of my favourite's is when george "accidentally" bumps into jerry, lois and duncan to collaborate a story about the "big race" back in high school.. and they get side-tracked taking shots at each other that they nearly forget about it. I like how they don't think a second about how they're gonna keep this charade up if Lois and Jerry were to stay together for any longer time. Another great George moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C02lvgmm4DQ "I can't stop now." has to be one of the funnier lines in the series.
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Sep 10, 2010 18:44
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Hahahaha "Yeah, well, I've been smokin'"
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Sep 10, 2010 19:03
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"Jerry it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back!" They made go many great jokes involving the answering machine. Edit: Found a youtube of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_nCmj9IyLo&feature=related
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"...and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities."
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Sep 11, 2010 22:23
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You're not going to open with that, are you?
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Sep 11, 2010 22:44
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Astroturf! You know how those jews hate grass.
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Sep 11, 2010 22:57
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Just watched that for the first time (I think the last Seinfeld episode I've never seen). Really need a gif of Jerry's face after he says"nah no one's ever been shot in the city".
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Sep 12, 2010 00:22
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He pulled the lever on the machine but the Clark Bar didn't come out!
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Sep 12, 2010 02:54
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I forgot how much of an rear end in a top hat Jerry was in "The Bookstore." George tries so hard to get rid of the book, and Jerry just sort of cuts him off at the knees every time, then he rats him out knowing full well that the bookstore intends to prosecute. And this is right after he gets mad at Kramer for being willing to turn Jerry in if he killed anyone.
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Sep 12, 2010 05:51
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Your Proud Pal posted:He pulled the lever on the machine but the Clark Bar didn't come out! Stop using exclamation points, I hate exclamation points.
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User-Friendly posted:I forgot how much of an rear end in a top hat Jerry was in "The Bookstore." George tries so hard to get rid of the book, and Jerry just sort of cuts him off at the knees every time, then he rats him out knowing full well that the bookstore intends to prosecute. Stuff like this is why I love Jerry.
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User-Friendly posted:I forgot how much of an rear end in a top hat Jerry was in "The Bookstore." George tries so hard to get rid of the book, and Jerry just sort of cuts him off at the knees every time, then he rats him out knowing full well that the bookstore intends to prosecute. J E RR Y H E ll O
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Sep 12, 2010 07:41
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George's voicemail is the greatest thing I have ever heard. I just discovered this thread, leave me alone.  vvv Beartaco fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Sep 12, 2010 |
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Sep 12, 2010 07:50
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Hope you don't think you aren't the 400th person to post that. Not even the best quality! You have no hand.
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Sep 12, 2010 07:53
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It all makes sense now, Jerry IS O'Brien. I always thought something was odd about him and how neat he is, now I know he's a nazi.
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hall n oates mom posted:Hope you don't think you aren't the 400th person to post that. Not even the best quality! You have no hand. Oh, you mean the one in HD-D-D-D-D!!?? It's really weird watching the "HD" broadcasts and just knowing that they cut off the top and bottom to elongate them and fit them to my TV. I know at some point in this thread someone posted the shots next to each other of the the standard and "HD" aspect ratios.
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Sep 12, 2010 15:37
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When you're dead, you're dead. That's it. You're not going anywhere.
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William Pahllace posted:It's really weird watching the "HD" broadcasts and just knowing that they cut off the top and bottom to elongate them and fit them to my TV. It's actually not that bad. There's some extra information at the sides that they were able to put back in for HD. I watched the clip in 720P and the really weird thing was how good it sounded. George chewing and smacking his lips with the popcorn
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I just watched the 2-part where Jerry buys the car. "I'm a good boy!" loving killed me, and then when his dad's defending him. "My son would never steal! He's a good boy!"
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I don't think Jerry would stand for people putting their shoes on his couch.
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Bobfromsales posted:I don't think Jerry would stand for people putting their shoes on his couch. Also isn't there an outtake of that key throwing scene where Michael nails Jason square in the balls with the keys?
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Metajo Cum Dumpster posted:This thumb's up rivals the one in Terminator 2.
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Tiny Fistpump posted:Just picturing Jerry Stiller doing his stop short arm move makes me laugh. Can I get a gif of that please? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxGRE2wpjsY I love the scooping motion he makes with his opposite hand after
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