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Gotta give the people enough time to dig up bad and yet tasteful fanart for the ritual. Also the blood of a non-virgin. At least in this game, the most scandalous thing anyone does is hold hands
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RedMagus posted:Gotta give the people enough time to dig up bad and yet tasteful fanart for the ritual. Uh, we not counting the peeping in the baths?
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MadDogMike posted:Uh, we not counting the peeping in the baths? It's not like he actually tries to do that, his body just kinda moves on its own, y'know? Poor guy can't even 
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Oct 12, 2010 07:13
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Kohrahn's already raped him a few times, doesn't that mean he's not a virgin anymore?
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That wasn't rape. That was SCIENCE!  Mommy, make the images go away! I need an adult! Also, do not search for images of Sakura Wars without safe search on  vvvv I decided to change the picture after I posted, so I deleted it, but then had to register for LPIX because I ran out of free uploads. Slaan fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Oct 12, 2010 |
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Oct 12, 2010 07:22
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Slaan posted:That wasn't rape. That was SCIENCE! I was disappointed to find no link to a picture in the emoticon.
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Oct 12, 2010 07:25
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Slaan posted:
These are important words to follow. 
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Oct 12, 2010 23:37
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Is it... ever... safe?
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PantsTheReaper posted:These are important words to follow. I can't imagine the horrors you encountered looking for that innocent picture.
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Oct 15, 2010 04:59
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Innocent? Innocent? It has the Beast in it!
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Oct 15, 2010 05:08
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Ia! Ia! Iris Ftaghn!
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Oct 15, 2010 17:33
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H.R. Hufflepuff posted:I can't imagine the horrors you encountered looking for that innocent picture. Also Iris. IRIS!  Doesn't that make it bad enough?
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Oct 15, 2010 20:45
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PantsTheReaper posted:It's not the picture itself. Just the sheer amount of porn you get, fetish or no. Why? Why would you put that there? WHY?!?!  Spirit Armor, save us from ourselves!
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Oct 15, 2010 21:26
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PantsTheReaper posted:It's not the picture itself. Just the sheer amount of porn you get, fetish or no. Oh god, someone please poke my gushing spring point! 
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Oct 16, 2010 02:53
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PantsTheReaper posted:It's not the picture itself. Just the sheer amount of porn you get, fetish or no.  I... I think that pic should rate as a crime against humanity. God, where's the bleach?
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Um, wow. Does this mean I've reached Canuck-level horror yet? I still haven't had the fortune of forgetting a few pictures by him yet.
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PantsTheReaper posted:Um, wow. Does this mean I've reached Canuck-level horror yet? I still haven't had the fortune of forgetting a few pictures by him yet. I think you're his apprentice now.
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BklynBruzer posted:I think you're his apprentice now.
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Oct 16, 2010 04:22
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Huh. It seems that Iris is really the only one who can scar people. That makes things difficult. It's horrifying how much Rule 34 there is of her. IF YOU VALUE WHAT SANITY YOU HAVE LEFT, KEEP SAFE SEARCH ON! 
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Oct 16, 2010 05:10
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wdarkk posted:Spirit Armor hasn't posted anywhere since July He hardly ever posted outside of this thread anyway, so it's not like that's an especially dire sign.
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PantsTheReaper posted:IF YOU VALUE WHAT SANITY YOU HAVE LEFT, KEEP SAFE SEARCH ON!  This poster speaks the truth.  I think there's something to be said about how the idea of Iristhulu no longer frightens me. It's like...normal now. 
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Oct 16, 2010 06:48
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It is the man who no longer wonders if he is mad, who has truly slipped into the bonds of insanity.
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Goddamn it you people posted:IRISCOSPLAYERS.png, EVERYWHERE Well, it's not like I don't deserve it for being away for so long posted:IRISFANART.png, EVERYWHERE  U-Update coming tomorrow. Next update soon after, I hope.
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Oct 16, 2010 08:26
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 The offerings worked!!!
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Oct 16, 2010 08:28
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Yay! SA is back!
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Roger Explosion posted:Yes, but at what cost. This is one advantage to having a slow internet connection. You can tell the URL and close the tab before the image loads. I didn't see, nor wanted to see. But, in other news, yay SA is back!
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YAY! The mind rape-y horror has brought back Spirit Armor! Totally worth hitting 0 SAN.
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A student posted:
They always work, thats the scary part. It's like the internet screams for it to stop.
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veekie posted:They always work, thats the scary part. Was there anyone else who posted Iris-related things? It scares me to think I did this by myself.
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Oct 16, 2010 17:33
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I wonder how many Let's Plays have their own loving cargo cults
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Really Pants posted:I wonder how many Let's Plays have their own loving cargo cults I'm more disturbed by the prevalence of Pants related names associated with this one... If you think about it, SpiritArmor is something of a hero. He holds back horrors that would destroy time and space through the power of LPing.
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SA returns! ddegenha posted:I'm more disturbed by the prevalence of Pants related names associated with this one...  PantsTheReaper posted:Was there anyone else who posted Iris-related things? It scares me to think I did this by myself.
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little_firebird posted:I was just wondering about all the "Pants" names myself. No, I mean recently. Also, we are now Iris's Pants Cult! Celebrate!  This post would be more horrifying, but I don't want the thread to be shut down.
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You guys should get like little Black Lantern rings or something.
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I thought that cosplayer was pretty cute  I mean she was a little chubby but the costume was good and she was having fun soooo
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---------- VIDEO ALERT!Before the battle. Youtube Link! "... and this is why I believe that the invention of the condom led to a sharp rise in the global demand for various types of fruit, helium gas pumps, and enough lotion and/or chocolate syrup to give an entire third world country cavities. That, I'm afraid, is a story for another day.* "Back in Ginza, the dastardly forces of evil once again attempted to crush the Flower Division by launching a cowardly attack right at its heart: the Grand Imperial Theater in Ginza. Though their battle took place in a swirling snowstorm and beneath a blood-red moon- an evil omen if there ever was one- the gallant defenders in their equally gallant Jinbu once again rallied to the occasion, preparing to fight off a goodly amount of Kouma. "While the demon in charge once again went with a frontal assault, he gave it a twist that was as surprising and complicated as it was ill thought-out." - Excerpt from the 1977 edition of "Samurai Spirits: The History of the Flower Division," written by M. Sunnyside. *And now you know why I only post excerpts of his book. For all of its countless faults, though, Michael's chronicle of events remains the most accurate take on the Kouma Wars that we might ever see. ... as to how this ever came to be, well, I must admit that I'm likely as confused as you are. - L. Altair. ----------  TAISHO ERA, 13th YEAR: MARCH IN FRONT OF THE GRAND IMPERIAL THEATER  ----  [Shika]  In order to show him my true strength, I, Shika, shall simply wipe out the entire Flower Division! [???]  That's as far as you go!  ----  WHOMPF!  Sakura! ("I spy with my little eye something beginning with a Demonaskingforanasskicking!")  Sumire! ("Sakura-san, it is not much of a game if you reveal the answer beforehand.")  Maria! ("... not that this is a very big plot twist.")  Kanna! ("Yeah, we HAVE been doing the whole 'demon shows up and then dies' thing for months now, huh?")  Iris! ("This is boring! I want a plot twist that's like, like... 'and then everyone died and demons took over the planet'!")  Kohran! ("What's wit' that stock Bad Endin' Outta Nowhere!?")  ----  O!  GA!  MI! ("The IMPORTANT question is, which side does Iris count herself on...?") [Everyone]  The Imperial Assault Force has arrived!  ----  ----  [Sumire]  What on Earth is that supposed to be? ---- [Yoneda]  IT'S A SECRET! [Kohran]  Well, we walked smack-dab into that one, didn't we? [Sumire]  ... ---- [Yoneda] I'll tell you when the battle's finished! Anyway, we can't let him set foot in the theater.  [Kohran]  Awright! Let's jes' gotta thrash these guys so we can hurry an' hear all about this here secret!! [Shika] Ku ku ku... Assault Force... I'll destroy your base and everything around it. [Shika] Assault Force! I, Shika, shall be the one to end your lives!! Wah~hah hah hah! ---- [Ogami]  ... you guys finally ran out of ways to justify your hatred of humanity, huh. [Shika] Hmph! You lot are nothing more than a stepping stone on my way to becoming the strongest! [Sumire]  Do you honestly think that qualifies as a motivating factor after all the villains we have faced? How droll! Go back and think up a more appropriate reason for your irrational hatred, like revenge! [Kanna]  Oh, yeah! Hey, we DID kill your boar-man friend last time, right? [Shika] Do I look like I care? Inoshishi died as he lived- [Kohran]  Fried in his own fat an' wrapped right 'round a slab o' salmon to cook 'em both in th' oven? [Shika] I- ... excuse me? [Sakura] He got sort of pre-cooked when we exploded his robot. It seemed criminal to let him go to waste. [Iris]  We were eating pork and sausages for days! [Shika] That's horrifying! Curse you barbaric humans and- [Maria]  ... you know, I hear venison tastes delightful at this time of year. [Shika] You wouldn't. [Ogami] Oh, no, they would. ----  ----  [Sumire] Ensign, be on your guard! The enemy has vanished into this snowstorm and is surely doing something suspicious! [Ogami]   ----   And, well...   ----   They proceed to do JUST THAT.  ----  [Ogami] Those strange objects in the four corners seem to be for summoning Kouma. We're destroying them all!! [Maria] Understood! Spirit Armor fucked around with this message at 03:59 on May 15, 2013 |
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----------VIDEO ALERT! Battle, part 1! Youtube Link! ----------  [Ogami] Really!? What's the data say? [Kasumi]  To sum it up, you won't have any luck if you attack the devices normally. [Ogami]  What did you say!? What do you mean? [Kasumi] Those devices cycle between two phases. The first is the demonic power amplification phase. At that time, demonic power rises to a crescendo. Because of that, it temporarily becomes immune to all attacks made against it. [Tsubaki]  The other one is its demonic power release phase, when its demonic power runs down to almost nothing. So... it'll only be affected by attacks. Because the device leaks demonic power in its release phase, it should glow bluish-white. [Ogami] So if it's not in its release phase, then there's no point attacking it!? [Yuri]  Yes, exactly. ---- [Ogami] Well, poo poo, that seems needlessly complicated. We're in trouble, aren't we. I mean, we're at the mercy of some demonic summoning device that apparently becomes immune on a rhythm we don't actually KNOW about, so- ---- [Yuri] Also, the Koubus' movement will cause the device to switch between its amplification and release phases. It seems that the devices is matching the Koubus' movement by releasing and amplifying demonic power. [Ogami] I see. Then... we'll be fine if we walk around the devices until we lure them into their release phase? [Yuri] Yes, that's exactly it. You'll be able to destroy them if you hit them while they're emitting a bluish-white light. ---- [Kohran] ... wow, talk about yer design flaws. [Ogami] I know, right? You'd think that they'd capitalize on the whole 'complete immunity' thing to- [Kohran]  Naw, it's- look, if AH were designin' somethin' like that, I'd add at least fifty big guns t' make it impossible fer us t' walk around 'til the weak point shows itself! [Ogami] Ooh. That WOULD work, wouldn't it. [Kohran] An' Ah'd ferget about splittin' th' devices up like that- jes' slap 'em all into th' core of some kinda walkin' death machine! That way, you'd get a big mobile killer robot that spawns Kouma every round an' sprays bullets into th' scenery every two seconds! [Kohran] ... an' then nothin' would ever stand in my way, ever again. [Ogami] O... one step at a time, Kohran. ---- [Ogami] Right, hit them when they're glowing. Everyone, let's go!!  Well, it's once again time to rape face. Asking the higher-ups gets us the usual obvious spiel:  [Kasumi] The enemy has placed devices called "Maraiki" near the four corners of the theater- and they're producing Kouma!! [Yuri] Before the Kouma destroy our theater... [Tsubaki] Please destroy all four of the "Maraiki"! We're counting on you, Ogami-san!! ... so yeah.  ----  ----  STORM And it seems that this battle, Ogami's got a pretty big affinity with the wind and storms, which powers up the 'Wind' strategy. Which actually makes sense, because Ogami seems to be all about the lightning... but then, since the Wind strategy is powered up by all the "blue" answer choices during the nightly rounds, which are all of the cool guy Casanova answers... Oh lord, the thought of those answer choices being Ogami's default canon personality worries me to no end.  The damned things are arranged kind of haphazardly- there's a second one just out of sight to the left, making it ludicrously easy, but...  On the south side of the theater, a ~MYSTERIOUS ROCK BARRIER~ separates the last two (there's another one out of sight to the left), so I'll have to split the team into three squads: one to destroy the device pictured here, one for the northern two, and one to destroy the one just out of sight. ---- [Maria] ... millions of yen into the development and production of these Jinbu and they can't blast through a pile of rocks? [Kohran] Hey now, ya darn well know what these babies're capable of! [Kohran] ... it's jes' that their power output don't have no middle ground b'tween "off" an' "whoops, did Ah jes' accidentally blow a hole through th' side of th' theater?" [Maria] ... I suppose that WOULD be mildly counterproductive to our mission of guarding the theater, yes. [Kohran] Well, actually, if ya jes' redefine th' terms of the mission to "make sure those drat demons don't step foot into th' theater," then if there ISN'T actually a theater for them t' get INTO an' all... [Ogami]  Okay, yeah, that's kind of a slippery slope there, Kohran. [Kohran]  More slippery than goin' through every nook an' cr- [Ogami]  YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. ----  And to make things even MORE complicated, we've got to stop the Kouma from getting into that door behind Kohran AND the door on the opposite side of the theater.  Thankfully, the first two devices are in ridiculously easy reach.    Yeah, the wind version of his final attack really DOES fit with his theme better.  Anyway, the devices are... really weak. The bulk of this particular stage? Legwork. And also getting potshotted at by Kouma.  ----  For some reason, most of the pilots are in a so-so mood- probably because we haven't had a lot of time to talk to them.  Kanna comes right into view of the southeastern device, but that's about as far as she can go this round.  ----  Maria and Kanna can handle the southeastern front- she's going to go give backup to Ogami while the rest of the team deals with the southwest.   ----  The shooty Kouma turtle up next to their devices and/or shoot their attackers...  ----  "HOLD UP!"  ----  And Ogami takes VERY little damage.  Kohran's turn comes up! AND BOY IS SHE PISSED.   ----  She destroys the Kouma next to the device and does some decent damage, but we've got some ways to go.  MEANWHILE! ... Maria is happy.  [Maria] Not bad.  [Kanna]  Same to you. And another Kouma explodes into goopy grape juice.  ... is also unhappy for some oblique reason. Welp, I'll just slot her next to Sakura.  ... and it appears that only Maria's mood is neutral or above this battle. ---------- VIDEO ALERT!Battle, part 2! Youtube Link! ----------  And now... well, it's the bizarro crystal thingies' turns, and-  - SWEET CUPPIN' CAKES!  No, the beam of light doesn't come crashing back down to make a Kouma. It just... pops out of the ground. Ah, THE WONDERS OF DEMONTECH. This process repeats itself three more times, one for each device remaining on the field.  And we're right back to the start of this guy's turn!   After exploding the Kouma, the device goes, too. [Ogami] Right! Three to go!! Spirit Armor fucked around with this message at 04:04 on May 15, 2013 |
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