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JethroMcB posted:Exactly. George invokes society when he sees somebody getting away with something and thinks, "Dammit! I know I couldn't get away with that!" George: "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."
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What was the one where George enters a room softly saying "Co.... Stan....Za"
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Oct 16, 2010 00:02
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euphronius posted:What was the one where George enters a room softly saying "Co.... Stan....Za" "The Chicken Roaster," and it's when he leaves the room in order to make his dates remember his name. "I'm like a commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating, then you hear it a few times, you hum it in the shower...by the third date, it's 'By Mennen!'"
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Oct 16, 2010 00:28
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"Elaine just laughed at me and Kramer's only interested in Canadian football" That's just like Kramer. He probably likes the rouge. Loves it. "The Label Maker" is such a fantastic episode. The Risk game, the menage a tois callback, the "Draped in velvet" line mentioned earlier and the line Jerry delivers about Watley "I think he re-gifted then de-gifted and now is using an upstairs invite as a springboard to Super Bowl sex romp!" BlackJosh fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Oct 16, 2010 |
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Oct 16, 2010 03:25
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BlackJosh posted:"I think he re-gifted then de-gifted and now is using an upstairs invite as a springboard to Super Bowl sex romp!" The best part about that line is George's little arm/fist pump thing. Unfortunately, I cannot find a video clip.
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Pron on VHS posted:I don't care what ANYONE says, Milosh the Tennis Pro is the best one-time character ever. Rick Barr is pretty great. Oh, and James Spader.
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Oct 16, 2010 04:51
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Capt. Sticl posted:The best part about that line is George's little arm/fist pump thing. Unfortunately, I cannot find a video clip. It's on the TBS website right now! (this is how I just watched it)
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Oct 16, 2010 06:31
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The funneist thing I've been thinking about recently is george offering the susan ross scholarship to a young aspiring architect with a solid 2.0 GPA. George chooses him instantly when he tries lying about being a chess player.
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Oct 16, 2010 09:24
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bruckner posted:The funneist thing I've been thinking about recently is george offering the susan ross scholarship to a young aspiring architect with a solid 2.0 GPA. George chooses him instantly when he tries lying about being a chess player. I just laughed for like thirty seconds straight at the memory of this alone. gently caress. What an amazing character.
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Oct 16, 2010 11:21
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bruckner posted:The funneist thing I've been thinking about recently is george offering the susan ross scholarship to a young aspiring architect with a solid 2.0 GPA. George chooses him instantly when he tries lying about being a chess player. GEORGE: so, uh, Steven.. I see you're president of the chess club. STEVEN: State champs. GEORGE: Who's your favorite chess player? STEVEN: (Hesitating, he mumbles) Nastercoff? GEORGE: Right. (Mumbles) Nastercoff.. What country is he from, again? STEVEN: (Sighs) I don't know.. I made it up. (Gets up to leave) I'm never gonna get this thing. GEORGE: (Gets up, stopping him) Woah, woah, woah! What are you telling me for? You really had me going, there! C'mon, sit down. (They both sit back down) What do you want to do when you grow up? STEVEN: I've been telling people that I'd like to be an architect..
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Oct 16, 2010 21:03
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bruckner posted:The funneist thing I've been thinking about recently is george offering the susan ross scholarship to a young aspiring architect with a solid 2.0 GPA. George chooses him instantly when he tries lying about being a chess player.
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bruckner posted:The funneist thing I've been thinking about recently is george offering the susan ross scholarship to a young aspiring architect with a solid 2.0 GPA. George chooses him instantly when he tries lying about being a chess player. And doesn't George's protege end up having lied about being such a loser in the first place, as he's actually some hardass member of a street gang whose gangsign Kramer knows but George doesn't?
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Oct 17, 2010 00:52
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As I recall, the other members of the Foundation convince the kid he doesn't want to be an architect, then the kid and the rest of them start making fun of architects, so George takes away the scholarship and he joins the gang.
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Lord Hydronium posted:As I recall, the other members of the Foundation convince the kid he doesn't want to be an architect, then the kid and the rest of them start making fun of architects, so George takes away the scholarship and he joins the gang. Nah, the kid offered up that he wanted to be a city planner, then he and Wink(I know it's not 'Wink') ripped on architects in front of George.
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Oct 17, 2010 01:22
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LesterGroans posted:Nah, the kid offered up that he wanted to be a city planner, then he and Wink(I know it's not 'Wink') ripped on architects in front of George. The dumbest guy in my fraternity became an architect!
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Flobbster posted:The dumbest guy in my fraternity became an architect! After he flunked out of dental school!
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LesterGroans posted:After he flunked out of dental school! Not to mention the Blacks and the Jews!
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fusionpit posted:Not to mention the Blacks and the Jews! They DO have their own schools!
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Oct 17, 2010 11:23
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HEY, DENTY!
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LesterGroans posted:Nah, the kid offered up that he wanted to be a city planner, then he and Wink(I know it's not 'Wink') ripped on architects in front of George. "What's your favorite animal?" "Uhm.. a frog?" "FROG? Frog is wrong."
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"So, who's your favorite chess player?" "...Nehsauufv?" "Right... Isacauufv" "Should I wear the outfit I bought today?" "Sure!" "Which one?" "The one with the uh, with the flavvmin" Relayer fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Oct 18, 2010 |
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Oct 17, 2010 17:42
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I was watching Mad Men and one of the lines made me think about an exchange in "The Statue"quote:RAY: Well, that's because I'm registered under my full legal name, Raymond Thomas Wochinski. Ray Thomas is my professional name. I had to pause the show because of my giggling.
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Supreme Allah posted:"What's your favorite animal?" I like when George asks the girl why they have to tilt the harp while they play it. It was the kind of question Larry David would've asked someone in Curb.
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HateTheInternet posted:I like when George asks the girl why they have to tilt the harp while they play it. It was the kind of question Larry David would've asked someone in Curb. "Well actually, the modern harp has been refined for gener.." "THANK..you..."
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"There, ya got no place to go... I'll tell you what your problem is. You got your Queen out too fast. Heh- what do you think, she's one of those feminists waiting to get out of the house?? Nahhhh, the Queen is old-fashioned.. likes to stay home, cook, take care of her man, making sure he feels good." "Check-mate" "....I don't think we should see eachother anymore."
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It makes me wonder how someone like Jerry could stand to be longtime friends with someone like George. George is the type of person who you'd be sort of friends with as a kid because you liked the same comic books, but eventually you'd want to disassociate yourself from him in order to avoid social alienation.
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Oct 19, 2010 01:51
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What is actually wrong with the girl Jerry's dating in the Van Buren Boys episode? The one whose friends say she "really needs this" and the one Jerry's mom 100% approves of...
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Oct 19, 2010 01:58
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procrasturbate posted:What is actually wrong with the girl Jerry's dating in the Van Buren Boys episode? The one whose friends say she "really needs this" and the one Jerry's mom 100% approves of... Nothing, that's the joke.
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Oct 19, 2010 02:13
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Huh. Got me good.
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HateTheInternet posted:It makes me wonder how someone like Jerry could stand to be longtime friends with someone like George. I think it's really important to keep in mind that Jerry Seinfeld is a horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible person and George is a real kindred spirit. He also makes Jerry look a hell of a lot better by comparison. Jerry gets away with a lot of poo poo because George is right there next to him being worse. It's like putting Mussolini next to Hitler, nobody really focuses on Mussolini's bad points when Hitler is right there.
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Jerusalem posted:I think it's really important to keep in mind that Jerry Seinfeld is a horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible person and George is a real kindred spirit. He also makes Jerry look a hell of a lot better by comparison. Jerry gets away with a lot of poo poo because George is right there next to him being worse. It's like putting Mussolini next to Hitler, nobody really focuses on Mussolini's bad points when Hitler is right there. And also Mussolini likes to laugh at and feed Hitler's neuroses. 
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HateTheInternet posted:It makes me wonder how someone like Jerry could stand to be longtime friends with someone like George. Because Jerry is hosed up too. George's misery is entertainment; George is like a TV Jerry can have coffee with. Edit: I'm watching "The Dinner Party", which is an episode that puts me off for some reason, but I love this: George: "I really cannot comprehend how stupid people can be sometimes. Can you comprehend it?" Kramer: "No, I can't comprehend it." George: "I mean, we can put a man on the moon but we're still basically very stupid. The guy who's car this is, he could be one of the guys that built the rocket. You see what I'm saying?" Kramer: "Well, yeah, he can build the rocket, but he's still stupid for double-parking and blocking somebody in." George: "So you really understand my point about building the rocket and double-parking?" Kramer: "On the one hand he's smart with rockets... and on the other hand he's dumb with parking." LesterGroans fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Oct 19, 2010 |
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HateTheInternet posted:What the gently caress? When is this from?
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DiscoDickTease posted:What the gently caress? When is this from? His first national TV appearance way back in 1977. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7W5x9ZHOXU
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Oct 20, 2010 00:32
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My wife has an inner ear infection!
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Jerusalem posted:I think it's really important to keep in mind that Jerry Seinfeld is a horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible person and George is a real kindred spirit. He also makes Jerry look a hell of a lot better by comparison. Jerry gets away with a lot of poo poo because George is right there next to him being worse. It's like putting Mussolini next to Hitler, nobody really focuses on Mussolini's bad points when Hitler is right there. ("I'm getting a little uncomfortable with the Hitler stuff.")
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So, do you want to go to the Gap?
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coolhockey posted:And also Mussolini likes to laugh at and feed Hitler's neuroses. Well, it's pretty much like history, then, if this documentary is to be trusted.
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