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HateTheInternet posted:It reminds me of that episode where he had to wear the thick glasses for some reason. What episode was that?
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The one where everyone was out to get George and his John Voight car caught fire and he ended up in a nut house.
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Oct 20, 2010 12:06
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seregrail7 posted:The one where everyone was out to get George and his John Voight car caught fire and he ended up in a nut house. Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!
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Oct 20, 2010 12:23
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Chicken Boo posted:Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun! Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?
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Oct 20, 2010 13:19
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Chicken Boo posted:Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun! The lady on the horse stole my money!
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Oct 20, 2010 15:50
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Hank Morgan posted:It reminds me of that episode where he had to wear the thick glasses for some reason. What episode was that? "POP! PAAAAHP!!"
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Oct 20, 2010 17:01
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GigaPeon posted:The lady on the horse stole my money! I beg your pardon, your majesty, but we don't accept bills with lipstick on the president.
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Oct 20, 2010 18:47
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seregrail7 posted:The one where everyone was out to get George and his John Voight car caught fire and he ended up in a nut house. Everybody's talkin' art me, But I don't hear a word they're sayin'. Just drivin' 'round in Jon Voight's car.
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Cuban Chowder Factory posted:Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum? IT'S A LOT OF GUM!
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Oct 21, 2010 08:34
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I'd like to stop at the duty free shop, I'd like to stop at the duty free shop, I'd like to stop at the duty free shop!
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Oct 21, 2010 10:13
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boof posted:I'd like to stop at the duty free shop, Huh duty free. It's the biggest sucker deal in retail. Do you know how much duty is? Duty is nothing. It's like sales tax.
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Oct 21, 2010 11:02
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Hank Morgan posted:Huh duty free. It's the biggest sucker deal in retail. Do you know how much duty is? Duty is nothing. It's like sales tax. Pick me up some duty free Kahlua!
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Oct 21, 2010 13:16
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You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. 'Cuz a girl runs like a girl-- with the little steps and the arms flailing out... You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!
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Oct 21, 2010 13:47
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HateTheInternet posted:It makes me wonder how someone like Jerry could stand to be longtime friends with someone like George. "What kind of a person are you?" "I think I'm pretty much like you - only successful."
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Oct 21, 2010 14:06
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Cane Break posted:You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. 'Cuz a girl runs like a girl-- with the little steps and the arms flailing out... You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run like a man! C'mon! You run like a girl!
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Oct 21, 2010 18:08
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I know I've been kinda shooting off at the mouth lately. First, with that girl whose life, you, destroyed. And then about George dating a lady-Jerry. I know you want me to keep my big mouth shut, so that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I'm never gonna talk again. What do I need to talk for, huh? What, to blab to the neighbors about how George has a new femme Jerry friend? I'll tell everyyyybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend?
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Oct 21, 2010 21:15
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"It's Frank and Estelle's reaction of hearing George's man-love towards she-Jerry."
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Oct 21, 2010 21:58
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penis sandwich posted:"It's Frank and Estelle's reaction of hearing George's man-love towards she-Jerry." I think.... I think I'm gonna take a break for awhile..... 
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Relayer posted:I know I've been kinda shooting off at the mouth lately. First, with that girl whose life, you, destroyed. And then about George dating a lady-Jerry. I know you want me to keep my big mouth shut, so that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I'm never gonna talk again. What do I need to talk for, huh? What, to blab to the neighbors about how George has a new femme Jerry friend? I'll tell everyyyybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend? Starting.......now!
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Oct 21, 2010 22:22
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Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
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Oct 22, 2010 04:18
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There's cheese, George, CHEESE! 
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Oct 22, 2010 04:51
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DrBouvenstein posted:Starting.......now! The best line in that episode was his annoyed, reflexive "...you need to shut up." at Sally Weaver, who I also saw in an episode of Law and Order SVU playing a ridiculous lesbian stereotype.
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Oct 22, 2010 10:15
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DrBouvenstein posted:Everybody's talkin' at me, Sometimes I sing that around the house. The actual third line has been completely scrubbed from my memory.
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Oct 22, 2010 10:19
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LesterGroans posted:Sometimes I sing that around the house. The actual third line has been completely scrubbed from my memory. When you're alone, and life makes you lonely, you can always go...
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Oct 22, 2010 11:07
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"Down. Town." "I got nothing."
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Oct 22, 2010 12:03
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It was years before I found out that George's answering machine was based on a real song.
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Oct 22, 2010 12:11
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penis sandwich posted:"Down. Town." I love George doing the hand motions for "Forget all your troubles. Forget all your cares." edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzUICBMQBNU ChickenMedium fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Oct 22, 2010 |
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Oct 22, 2010 13:51
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El Negocio posted:It was years before I found out that George's answering machine was based on a real song. Believe it or not, George isn't at home please leave a message after the tone.
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Oct 22, 2010 14:25
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Can someone please make a gif of George when he goes, But you had to get the BIIIIG SAAALAAAD.
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Oct 22, 2010 15:39
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Double jump! Eat the fly! EAT IT!
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Oct 22, 2010 16:18
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El Negocio posted:So, do you want to go to the Gap? Youwannagetsomepizza? I think The Glasses may be the perfect intro to the show for a Seinfeld virgin. It's really the complete package.
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Oct 22, 2010 17:31
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LesterGroans posted:Sometimes I sing that around the house. The actual third line has been completely scrubbed from my memory. Yep, me too. I have to sing the third line in that George inflection too.
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Oct 22, 2010 22:07
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master of the house, keeper of the charm
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Oct 22, 2010 22:11
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procrasturbate posted:What is actually wrong with the girl Jerry's dating in the Van Buren Boys episode? The one whose friends say she "really needs this" and the one Jerry's mom 100% approves of... Plus she's married to George's father's real son.
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Oct 23, 2010 01:58
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El Negocio posted:It was years before I found out that George's answering machine was based on a real song. That's weird. I thought it was pretty much universally known. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q3orQhEcA Greatest American Hero is one of those shows I remember very fondly from being young, but upon rewatching it is just crap.
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Cane Break posted:master of the house, keeper of the charm Pipe down, chorus boy.
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Oct 23, 2010 03:21
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Oh, he pretty much thinks everyone's gay.
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Oct 23, 2010 03:58
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We'll tell him we're frightened and we have to leave!
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Oct 23, 2010 05:19
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neoboman posted:We'll tell him we're frightened and we have to leave! He'll clunk our heads together like Moe!
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We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that.
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