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Jerusalem posted:Also the time he refuses to leave 2 tips (one for the waiter, the other for the head waiter or "Captain") which is actually pretty reasonable but of course backfires HORRIBLY and he tries desperately to put all the blame on the waiter for pocketing the entire tip and not splitting it. I always found that Curb had a really good split between "I 100% agree with Larry, but wouldn't care this much" and "who even gives a poo poo about that."
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Nov 24, 2010 10:29
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I love all the pigman stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG81Bvyzi6w Something about how angry George gets about Kramer's assumption that the pigman would be able to facilitate a ride. GEORGE: Okay. The administrator's on the third floor. I'll meet you guys by the car. KRAMER: You got room for the pig-man? GEORGE: The pig-man can take the bus. KRAMER: You know, if pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride. GEORGE: How do you know? What if Pigman had a two-seater? KRAMER: Come on George, be realistic.
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Ehud posted:I love all the pigman stuff. Is that Larry David clinging to Kramer's back? It usually is when an extra is needed.
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Ehud posted:I love all the pigman stuff. I love his description to the police with Elaine beside him... "He's about five feet...hairless...pink complexion....looks like a pig."
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Dr_Amazing posted:I always found that Curb had a really good split between "I 100% agree with Larry, but wouldn't care this much" and "who even gives a poo poo about that." There is an interview with Larry on one of the Seinfeld discs where he states that when writing he deliberately makes both sides of an argument on an issue of social etiquette seem right in their own way. The best example of this is the episode where George is fighting with Jerry's phoney friend over the parking space. George was in the right.
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Nov 25, 2010 18:44
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The little curls on the sides are bad but if he fixed those and made the part less severe it'd look fine.
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Nov 25, 2010 18:49
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Quick, take a time machine back to the 1993 set and be sure to tell them they were making their jokes all wrong!
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Nov 25, 2010 18:55
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Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here on the house.
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safety dan posted:Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here on the house. God I love how frustrated that George is over being perceived as a racist, and talks up how he just needs to be seen with one of his black friends, at which point Jerry points out that he doesn't have any black friends. Then he shows up at the house of that poor bastard he stalked when trying to watch Breakfast at Tiffanys....
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Jerusalem posted:God I love how frustrated that George is over being perceived as a racist, and talks up how he just needs to be seen with one of his black friends, at which point Jerry points out that he doesn't have any black friends. Besides us, you don't really have any white friends either...
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BrainMeats posted:Besides us, you don't really have any white friends either... So we're just a couple of white people? Wanna go to The Gap?
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Not really Seinfeld related but Larry David was considered for the lead role in Bad Santa.
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bruckner posted:I wondered recently what it would be like if there were a nickelodean cartoon called "seinfeld: the elementary school years." Little George arguing with the lunch lady about how many tator tots he got or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9dFl4ay_uc
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Nov 25, 2010 22:02
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Bonzo posted:Not really Seinfeld related but Larry David was considered for the lead role in Bad Santa. That's bizarre, Billy Bob Thornton was superb in the role and I can't really see anyone else getting the same mixture of pathos and sleaziness, but it would have been really interesting seeing Larry in the part.
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Silentman0 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9dFl4ay_uc This is wonderful (the contest joke that is) No. 9 fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Nov 26, 2010 |
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feedmyleg posted:The replacement girl just looked too much like a supermodel. George was rich enough at the time, I guess, that he could date upward. You know that was 80s Teen hottie Elizabeth Shue, right?
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Silentman0 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9dFl4ay_uc this is terrible
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pleasantlyplump posted:this is terrible It was pretty bad, but the content joke at the end was funny.
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Last episode (well, part one) is playing now. Am I the only one that doesn't really care for it? I remember seeing it when it first aired. George is way too much a dick in it, like uncharacteristically. Elaine makes a fat joke at George's expense earlier in the episode, yet he's completely cool with the joke about the fat carjacked guy. Then the officer says if reasonable to help when the carjacker had a gun, which seems to be a legitimate reason not to help. I know I'm reading way too much into it, but it just rubs me the wrong way.
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No. 9 posted:Last episode (well, part one) is playing now. Am I the only one that doesn't really care for it? Yep, everyone else loves it. No. 9 posted:Elaine makes a fat joke at George's expense earlier in the episode, yet he's completely cool with the joke about the fat carjacked guy. Why would George care?
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No. 9 posted:Then the officer says if reasonable to help when the carjacker had a gun, which seems to be a legitimate reason not to help. Jackie Chiles makes this point in the trial until they show the video where not only did they not help, but they stood on the sidelines and callously made fun. It wasn't their inaction, but their callous indifference that got them put away.
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Hank Morgan posted:There is an interview with Larry on one of the Seinfeld discs where he states that when writing he deliberately makes both sides of an argument on an issue of social etiquette seem right in their own way. The best example of this is the episode where George is fighting with Jerry's phoney friend over the parking space. George was in the right. Why was it his spot? He was just sittin' there in the road!
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That's what she says. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say, you show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat. So she says something to me, like, uh, I dunno, get the hell out of here, and she breaks up with me. Now don't you think that would be a great case on L.A. Law?
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Hank Morgan posted:There is an interview with Larry on one of the Seinfeld discs where he states that when writing he deliberately makes both sides of an argument on an issue of social etiquette seem right in their own way. The best example of this is the episode where George is fighting with Jerry's phoney friend over the parking space. George was in the right. When George decided to eat the cream cake that was in the garbage I could really see his point and despite everything it's probably something I would do aswell. I've had literal arguments with my friends over that issue. Seinfeld is good at doing that.
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Ddraig posted:When George decided to eat the cream cake that was in the garbage I could really see his point and despite everything it's probably something I would do aswell. So lemme get this straight: you find yourself in the kitchen. You see an eclair, in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
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Whoa I was watching it the other day when Elaine used, "The BEST, Jerry, the BEST"
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explosivo posted:So lemme get this straight: you find yourself in the kitchen. You see an eclair, in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash." It's over the rim and still in its doily. It's fair game.
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Nov 26, 2010 16:33
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Ddraig posted:It's over the rim and still in its doily. It's fair game. There was a bite taken out of it and it was in the trash. Did it occur to you that there was a reason they only took one bite?
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They're clearly idiots and I'd be benefiting from their stupidity. Plus we're in an environmental crisis now, man. Waste is worse than murder.
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Nov 26, 2010 19:19
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I've got the body of a taut preteen Swedish boy!
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Secks posted:Seinfeld marathon on TBS right now! I haven't changed the channel all day. It's literally the perfect background noise for lounging around at home.
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Irish Joe posted:That's what she says. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say, you show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat. So she says something to me, like, uh, I dunno, get the hell out of here, and she breaks up with me. This guys kills the cat, won't give her any money, won't get her a new cat, and he wants Arnie Becker representing him. Yeah, that'd make a great case on L.A. Law.
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explosivo posted:So lemme get this straight: you find yourself in the kitchen. You see an eclair, in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash." "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash." is one of my favorite quotes ever. I can't even think of it without giggling. I missed it on Sony Entertainment Television today at 17:30 so now that I've arrived home I'm staying awake until 3:30 in the morning, because it's when they repeat today's episode. I wouldn't do this for any other series.
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PETERMAN: All right, brace yourself, Lubeck. You are about to be launched via pastry back to the wedding of one of the most dashing and romantic Nazi sympathizers of the entire British Royal family. ELAINE: I guess I'll just-- PETERMAN: Oh, no Elaine, stay. Lubeck here is the world's foremost appraiser of vintage pastry. Lubeck inspects the cake. PETERMAN: All right, Lubeck. How much is she worth? LUBECK: I'd say about 219. PETERMAN: Ha ha ha ha ha!$219,000! Lubeck, you glorious titwillow. You just made me a profit of $190,000. LUBECK: No, $2.19. It's an Entenmann's. PETERMAN: Do they have a castle at Windsor? LUBECK: No. They have a display case at the end of the aisle.
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