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Berkeloid posted:It means whatever the hell you want it to mean. ....are you saying.... you want a piece of me?
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Dec 19, 2010 05:17
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 Maybe Kramer wasn't joking, you guys.
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Dec 19, 2010 10:56
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What do you think, junior? You think those hands, they've been soaking in ivory liquid?
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Dec 19, 2010 11:53
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USPS just knocked on my door to drop off a package. A second after closing the door, I just realized I missed the perfect opportunity. 
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Dec 19, 2010 18:22
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Audrey, I got to be honest with you. I'm a very curious guy. It's my nature. I need to know things. Not tasting the apple pie the other day, I can't get past it. You obviously like pies. You carry doughnuts in your bag, you're not averse to pastry. Surely you could see how such a thing would prey on my mind.
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Dec 19, 2010 18:37
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clockworx posted:USPS just knocked on my door to drop off a package. A second after closing the door, I just realized I missed the perfect opportunity. Are you refusing delivery?
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Dec 19, 2010 20:07
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The Infamous Shane posted:Are you refusing delivery? I never have before!
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Dec 19, 2010 20:18
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Chicolini posted:
"Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?" "Definitely." "You're kidding!" "No, no. I would turn you in." "You would turn me in?" "I wouldn't even think about it." "I can't believe I'm hearing this. You're supposed to be a friend of mine!" "Well, what kind of person are you going around killing people?" "Well, I am sure I had a good reason!" "Well, if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?" "But you know me!" "I thought I did!"
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Dec 20, 2010 07:12
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safety dan posted:Don't forget the very last episode. Also when he gets arrested for the dog kidnap with Elaine and Newman. I like that Kramer's an old hand at jail. In fact all four of them have been arrested at least twice. In keeping with a law and order theme. Jerry dated a cop and failed a lie detector and was shot up escaping from the feds, Elaine dated a serial killer well same name anyway while Kramer was mistaken for one, George dated a convict, harboured her following an escape and was assaulted by another convict on a plane.
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Dec 21, 2010 01:00
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Elaine also dated Joe Divola, who has kaiboshed before and will kaibosh again
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Completely unrelated to the legal matters, but I just realized Al Bundy's other son (who disappeared mysteriously between seasons) was called Seven!
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Crimsonjewfro posted:Completely unrelated to the legal matters, but I just realized Al Bundy's other son (who disappeared mysteriously between seasons) was called Seven!
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Dec 21, 2010 11:33
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Tobaccrow posted:His picture appears on a milk carton in a later season. I'll still never understand the thought process behind the decision to add a small child to the cast of Married with Children. I want to believe it was a metajoke, making fun of how every drat family sitcom has to add a cute new kid in the later seasons.
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Dec 21, 2010 11:45
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So minor league hockey teams will often do novelty jerseys through out the year. Well apparently the Binghamton Senators auctioned off a holiday jersey this year. It's a Festivus miracle!
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Hahahaha, oh my god. Binghamton is my hometown, I'm so proud of our terrible hockey team now! Dawww..
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Crimsonjewfro posted:Completely unrelated to the legal matters, but I just realized Al Bundy's other son (who disappeared mysteriously between seasons) was called Seven! His parents named him that because he was their seventh kid! He was relatively harmless and really, by the last seasons, the meta-arc 'No Ma'am' was kicking rear end so the show never quite jumped the shark.
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Jack Bandit posted:So minor league hockey teams will often do novelty jerseys through out the year. Well apparently the Binghamton Senators auctioned off a holiday jersey this year. ahaha, I saw a t-shirt version of this in the Oakdale Mall yesterday.
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So I just started watching the whole series in sequence and am up to the middle of Season 7 now. I didn't follow it much when it was prime time but have caught countless reruns throughout the years on late night, not really knowing the chronological context of any of them. There's been a handful that I had never seen, but it's amazing how many aired so early on that are strong, independent episodes. Aside from the progressive fashion, (and Elaine's hair finally looking decent between 6 and 7) I can barely tell the difference between a latter Season 1 episode from the rest of the series; it just goes to show how consistently great the writing was.
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You know what's an underrated Elaine moment? The little speech she gives about Tony in the coffee shop: "I know he's a mimbo. But he's my mimbo."
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Dec 23, 2010 06:27
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Our eyes met across the crowded hat store -- I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher. I pursued, and she withdrew, and she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced...
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WoG posted:Our eyes met across the crowded hat store -- I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher. I pursued, and she withdrew, and she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced... ..and I burned for her...
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Dec 23, 2010 22:03
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Gonorrhea!
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Who called Kramer to tell him the strike was over at H&H, anyway?
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Dec 24, 2010 19:20
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Now THIS is what the holidays are all about; a few guys sitting around, quotin' seinfeld.
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Chexoid posted:Now THIS is what the holidays are all about; a few guys sitting around, quotin' seinfeld. Well... I'm going to drink beer and eat Chinese food too. So it's not just that.
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Dec 25, 2010 02:16
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Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic luggie.
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Dec 25, 2010 02:30
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Nice game, pretty boy!
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BrandNew posted:Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic luggie. KEITH HERNANDEZ?!?!?!
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neoboman posted:Well... I'm going to drink beer and eat Chinese food too. So it's not just that. That reminds me, they don't drink a lot on Seinfeld. I can recall a couple times when one of the main characters has a beer, but nothing else really. Kramer got drunk (in three minutes) from Hennigans. Were any of the other main characters ever drunk on the show?
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OctoberBlues posted:That reminds me, they don't drink a lot on Seinfeld. I can recall a couple times when one of the main characters has a beer, but nothing else really. Kramer got drunk (in three minutes) from Hennigans. Were any of the other main characters ever drunk on the show? George's mother-in-law to-be was an alcoholic.
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Elaine got drunk the most. That was the key to her vault, if you'll recall (he schnapped me!). She also fishes the vodka out of the shopping bag when she goes to meet Vincent from the video store and he turns out to be 15, which I think is a hilarious gag.
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safety dan posted:Elaine got drunk the most. That was the key to her vault, if you'll recall (he schnapped me!). She also fishes the vodka out of the shopping bag when she goes to meet Vincent from the video store and he turns out to be 15, which I think is a hilarious gag. There was also an episode where she wandered into Jerry's apartment carrying around a six-pack. Forget which one. Comments are made at least a couple times about Jerry not really drinking: - In The Stranger, when Vic Mackey is alone in Jerry's apartment and Kramer walks in. He asks Kramer if there is anything to drink. Kramer says Jerry wouldn't have anything, but he may have some of his own. - Hennigans scene, Jerry mentions that he had been using it as paint thinner.
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tk posted:There was also an episode where she wandered into Jerry's apartment carrying around a six-pack. Forget which one. Ah, I just watched that one. It was The Postponement (7x02). She came in with three Budweisers on a 6-pack ring, chugged one and left with the other two. Maybe she drank the other three on the way back from the store? 
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I bet Simon had some, that swarthy British gently caress.
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DrBouvenstein posted:KEITH HERNANDEZ?!?!?! I DESPISE him!
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"So George.. guess what? Lina found out how I got her number." "Really? How'd she do that?" "Ohhhh.. a friend of a friend of Susan's" "My Susan?" "WHY'D YOU TELL HER???!!!"
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safety dan posted:I bet Simon had some, that swarthy British gently caress. PAHDON?!?
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