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crab avatar: Mar 15, 2006; iÅ§ KÃ«3Å, cÄ§ gÃ¸Ã i- <Ecl8

RZApublican posted:

Evolution of a "puffer that leaves guns in its wake" type breeder

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Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

RZApublican posted:

Animated gif showing four charts. The charts represent the population growth of four kind of cellular automaton breeders. The data was collected from a Java program I wrote, the charts were created using Microsoft Excel. The axes were allowed to change in scale in order to impede comparisons between graphs.

# ? Jan 1, 2011 16:49

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

according to Wiktionary, Captain Kirk is a noun

quote:

Captain Kirk

Etymology

From a character in Star Trek.

Noun

Captain Kirk (not used in plural)

1. A heroic person, particularly one with exaggerated bravery and leadership characteristics.

1983, Nena, 99 Luftballons.

* Everyone's a superhero. Everyone's a Captain Kirk.

1999, Peter D. Hershock, Reinventing the Wheel: A Buddhist Response to the Information Age p. 90:

* There may be times when he is undone by his genius and it is the emotion-rich perspective of a Captain Kirk that finally saves the day, but this is the "mystery of being human."

2003, Dan A. Kimball, The Emerging Church: Vintage Christianity for New Generations:

* Whatever the crisis may be, Captain Kirk is always at the helm making the decisions.

2004, Liam Bracken, Exit Only, p. 58:

* Flight engineer is not exactly a Captain Kirk position, either. But so what?

# ? Jan 1, 2011 18:44

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

RZApublican posted:

Evolution of a "puffer that leaves guns in its wake" type breeder

not suited to this thread

# ? Jan 1, 2011 19:28

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

RZApublican posted:

Noun

Captain Kirk (not used in plural)

Captains Kirk

# ? Jan 1, 2011 19:30

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

southwest airlines has a Captain Kirk and he used to be stationed on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise

useless link in the worthless thread

# ? Jan 1, 2011 19:49

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

it's turbulence jim, but not as we know it

# ? Jan 1, 2011 19:59

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

southwest airlines has a Captain Kirk and he used to be stationed on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise

useless link in the worthless thread

avatar material

# ? Jan 1, 2011 21:11

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

quote:

He has a son, J.T. Kirk, named for the more-famous James Tiberius Kirk.

nerd

# ? Jan 1, 2011 22:18

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Autofellatio/Archive_9 :nws:

# ? Jan 2, 2011 19:03

necroid: May 14, 2009

There is no value what so ever in illustrating this topic.

A picture of Nixon on Richard Nixon helps visually indentify the sucker.

The sucker on this page, however, doesn't really help indentify or clarify anything.

I may be wrong, but my hunch is that it is here primarily so some senior Wikipedians can cite the WP:NoCensorshipEverNoMatterWhat policy.

I am a liberal, young, atheistic, rebellious, pro-gay-rights, free-speech bastard if there ever was one, so when I ask that the picture in question be removed, I trust you will believe me that I do so only because I believe this page would get linked to and respected more without the offending image.

Thank you for taking me seriously even though I am logged out.

# ? Jan 2, 2011 19:30

z0rge Costanza: Jul 30, 2006; _{My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!}

Rufo posted:

a chav fancied me mobile n nicked it

# ? Jan 2, 2011 19:33

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

I, Jiffman, created this work entirely by myself.

:nws:

# ? Jan 2, 2011 21:48

johndis: Jun 23, 2009; by Ozmaugh

Kirk posted:

I, Jiffman, created this work entirely by myself.

a modern day thinker

# ? Jan 2, 2011 21:55

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Jiffman's dedication to capturing the perfect autofellatio picture seems to have gotten him in hot water..

quote:

Unblock request declined

You've been doing nothing but uploading the same picture and then requesting its deletion for the past year. The joke is over. Wknight94 talk 03:41, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Rebuttal: It has not been the same picture over and over. The first one, that I thought was a better one, apparently nobody agreed so it was switched back. I asked to have it deleted because it wasn't being used. I just figured why have it on here if it's not being of any use? So I made a new one that I thought was a good replacement, thus I gave it a try; only to find that I was banned almost immediately just for trying to make a legitimate attempt to improve an article with my knowledge on the topic. I don't get the system of banning for such little things like that. If someone would maybe offer constructive criticism on what would make a better image, rather than just going straight for the ban button, I could produce a quality example that the community will accept as the best possible example available.

Go play somewhere else. Wknight94 talk 04:36, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm not trying to make anybody laugh. I'm not here to play. Don't abuse your status to feel important. The bannings against me have been malevolent.

# ? Jan 2, 2011 22:18

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

johndis posted:

a modern day thinker

# ? Jan 2, 2011 22:25

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

lol

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jan 3, 2011 01:36

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

that's #6. where's the rest of the series?

# ? Jan 3, 2011 06:05

Coffee Jones: Jul 4, 2004; 16 bit? Back when we was kids we only got a single bit on Christmas, as a treat
And we had to share it!

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Autofellatio/Archive_9

quote:

I feel that adding a comparison of (non)circumcision might be beneficial because statistics may vary and cause belief that it's impossible if you are circumcised. If the gallery is insufficient, as in that the photos are too small, then they can be changed to larger thumbnails. (Jazzz47 (talk) 20:44, 30 March 2010 (UTC))

quote:

Don't be ridiculous. The glans penis is in the mouth of each guy and the foreskin, or lack thereof, cannot be seen. It's totally ludicrous to insist that any comparison can be made. --Fred the Oyster (talk) 21:00, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

quote:

Agreed. --Cameron Scott (talk) 21:02, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

# ? Jan 3, 2011 06:29

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

has this been posted yet?
if not, for shame
(think it has but gently caress checking)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia

# ? Jan 3, 2011 12:25

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Trinidad_Area_Code_Map.jpg

# ? Jan 3, 2011 19:37

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Lamont Cranston posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Trinidad_Area_Code_Map.jpg

Source

I (Kylekieran (age 5)) created this work entirely by myself.

# ? Jan 3, 2011 20:13

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

this guy's talk page is like a laundry list of terrible failures

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Kylekieran

also lol

quote:

This is an automated message from CorenSearchBot. I have performed a search with the contents of List of defunct airlines of Trinidad and Tobago, and it appears to be very similar to another Wikipedia page: List of airlines of Trinidad and Tobago.

# ? Jan 3, 2011 20:25

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

ahmeni posted:

also lol

ahahahaha

# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:00

The Wonder Weapon: Dec 16, 2006

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ROTOR

# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:22

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

i'd never want to live in a post-ROTOR world

# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:23

The Wonder Weapon: Dec 16, 2006

Tryptofish, if you continue to alter Something Awful's entry on Wikipedia I will take it up with the admins. Your apparent vendetta against members of the site became clear with the heavy-handed, bureaucratic way you handled discussion in the Crucifixion thread and will not be tolerated. There is no way I can take any edits you make in good faith. Gustave Pennington (talk) 05:00, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Something_Awful

# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:29

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

please make this yospos sig divider tia

# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:51

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

got dat wmd posted:

please make this yospos sig divider tia

holy loly

# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:52

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

from Talk:Crucifixion no less

# ? Jan 3, 2011 21:59

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

got dat wmd posted:

please make this yospos sig divider tia

is this a real thing because lol if so

# ? Jan 3, 2011 23:49

TimberJoe: Oct 24, 2010; aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

got dat wmd posted:

please make this yospos sig divider tia

the internet was a mistake

# ? Jan 3, 2011 23:50

poemdexter: Feb 18, 2005; Hooray Indie Games!; College Slice

got dat wmd posted:

please make this yospos sig divider tia

please let this be fake
please let this be fake
please let this be fake
please let this be fake

# ? Jan 4, 2011 00:03

802.11weed: May 9, 2007; ^no

Wow!

I always thought it was just an urban legend that some people could give themselves blowjobs! 99.233.96.172 (talk) 21:28, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

# ? Jan 4, 2011 00:06

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

poemdexter posted:

please let this be fake
please let this be fake
please let this be fake
please let this be fake

surprise! http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Crucifixion&oldid=328768724

# ? Jan 4, 2011 00:11

802.11weed: May 9, 2007; ^no

Reminder that this used to be the picture for the Art article

# ? Jan 4, 2011 00:12

crab avatar: Mar 15, 2006; iÅ§ KÃ«3Å, cÄ§ gÃ¸Ã i- <Ecl8

Total Fat Guy posted:

Reminder that this used to be the picture for the Art article

hahhhahahahahah

# ? Jan 4, 2011 00:20

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

Total Fat Guy posted:

Reminder that this used to be the picture for the Art article

ahahahahahaa fuuuuuuck offffffff

# ? Jan 4, 2011 00:27

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Total Fat Guy posted:

Reminder that this used to be the picture for the Art article

ahahahahahah yess
and i guarantee it took a gigantic revert war and much wailing and gnashing of teeth to change it

# ? Jan 4, 2011 00:30

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Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

got dat wmd posted:

surprise! http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Crucifixion&oldid=328768724

ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaaaaa

# ? Jan 4, 2011 00:32

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