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The Leck posted:Peter Stormare ordering anything in a restaurant is unsettling. ELAINE: Well I'm going to hell. JERRY: That seems about right. ELAINE: According to Puddy. JERRY: Hey, have you heard the one about the guy in hell with the coffee and the doughtnuts and-- ELAINE: I'm not in the mood. GEORGE: (To waitress) I'll have some coffee and a doughnut. JERRY: What do you care? You don't believe in hell. ELAINE: I know, but he does. JERRY: So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination of your soul. ELAINE: Well, relationships are very important to me. JERRY: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you burn for all eternity. GEORGE: (to waitress) And a slice of devil's food cake. 
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Supreme Allah posted:JERRY: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you burn for all eternity. I love the way he so flippantly says this while he's taking a sip of coffee.
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Dec 31, 2010 00:50
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You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?
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Kevyn posted:You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this mouth vacuum thing for real? Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay filled till New Year's!
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Dec 31, 2010 03:20
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Coffee And Pie posted:Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay filled till New Year's! Oh no, those are my every day balloons.
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Dec 31, 2010 04:25
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Dec 31, 2010 05:37
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Coffee And Pie posted:Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay filled till New Year's! Look at me! I'm slippery as a seal. LA. LA. LAAAAAAA.
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Dec 31, 2010 05:48
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DrBouvenstein posted:Oooh, Slipper Pete is no friend. Have you ever noticed that Kramer almost always gets a milkshake? Has this been commented on?
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I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum! In other news, I think I might be turning into George Costanza.
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Jan 2, 2011 01:12
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Framptonlive posted:I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum! Get rid of that big wallet. No one respects a man with that many coupons.
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Jan 2, 2011 01:31
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Framptonlive posted:I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum! You have to stop having so much sex. (or have more sex if you're a woman)
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Jan 2, 2011 03:30
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Don't you just love lobster? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSL4cmFW_GU
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mojo1701a posted:I love the way he so flippantly says this while he's taking a sip of coffee. ...then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up.
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E the Shaggy posted:Don't you just love lobster? I always wondered who the hand model was in this scene. I'm guessing it was either some teamster/roadie kinda guy, or Larry David.
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KRAMER: Hey, I just thought of a really funny thing for your act. Alright, you're up there, you're on the stage and you go "Hey, you ever notice how cars here in New York, they never get out of the way of ambulances anymore. Someone's in a life-and-death situation, and we're thinking 'Well, sorry buddy, you should've thought of that when you were eating cheese omelettes and sauages for breakfast every morning for the last thirty years.'" So you gonna use it? JERRY: I don't think so. KRAMER: It's funny. ELAINE: It is funny. KRAMER: That's as good as anything you do.
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I did always love how the three of them never respected Jerry's comedy career in the slightest.
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socialsecurity posted:I did always love how the three of them never respected Jerry's comedy career in the slightest. Kramer: "Look, you gave this comedy thing your best run and you had some fun, made some good observations, but this Bloomingdales manager training program; that's the future." I could be remembering that quote wrong, but I've always liked it.
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jojoinnit posted:Kramer: "Look, you gave this comedy thing your best run and you had some fun, made some good observations, but this Bloomingdales manager training program; that's the future." Pretty good from memory: quote:KRAMER: Y'know you've given this comedy thing your best shot. Yeah, you had
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George: What's the deal with those guys down in the pit? Jerry: They're musicians. That's not a joke. George: It's a funny observation.
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"I found Mom and Pop, they're sellin' my sneakers!" "Where are they?" "Parsippany, New Jersey." "Let's go!"
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socialsecurity posted:I did always love how the three of them never respected Jerry's comedy career in the slightest. I love it when Kramer is ripping on Jerry for standing in the way of "Little Jerry's" (the cock fighting rooster) career because his own has gone absolutely nowhere.
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socialsecurity posted:I did always love how the three of them never respected I think this is more appropriate. (and that's a shame.)
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George: Did you use the joke I told you? Jerry: Which one? George: How the big toe is commander of the toes?
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I don't like this... ... ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk3DjXKdVcY
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Jan 2, 2011 23:03
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Of course, uh, this is Central Park. Uh, this was designed in 1850 by Joe Peppitone. Um, built during the Civil War so the northern armies could practice fighting on...on grass. Oh, yeah.
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socialsecurity posted:I did always love how the three of them never respected Jerry's comedy career in the slightest. "Well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. What do you do, a lot of that 'Did you ever notice' kind of stuff? It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor."
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Lord Hydronium posted:"I'm a comedian." Gee you really went bald there, huh?
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Lord Hydronium posted:"I'm a comedian." You got a hole in your sneaker there. What is that, canvas?
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neoboman posted:You got a hole in your sneaker there. What is that, canvas? Love that episode. I CHOOSE NOT TO RUN
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:Get rid of that big wallet. No one respects a man with that many coupons. But where else is he going to keep his hard candy?
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The legend of Bob Sacamano
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"Listen, listen, Jerry's under a lot of pressure right now! It's very hard being a stand-up comedian! ..Sometimes they don't laugh!"
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Relayer posted:"Listen, listen, Jerry's under a lot of pressure right now! It's very hard being a stand-up comedian! ..Sometimes they don't laugh!" What if it was the President of the United States? I bet you'd investigate. So whats the difference, I'm a comedian of the United States and I'll tell you, I'm under just as much pressure.
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One of tonight's episodes is about faking orgasms. That episode screwed me up so much as a kid, really made me think the female orgasm was completely impossible to achieve.
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Jan 4, 2011 01:41
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One percent? You can kiss one percent of my rear end! I love the scenes in "The Serenity Now" where Frank runs his computer sales contest just like Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, something that went completely over my head when I saw the original airing as a teenager.
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Chunk posted:One of tonight's episodes is about faking orgasms. That episode screwed me up so much as a kid, really made me think the female orgasm was completely impossible to achieve. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort.
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Flobbster posted:One percent? You can kiss one percent of my rear end! Oh no. I've stepped on your last rose.
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