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InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

mutt2jeff posted:

Driving like a loving idiot, while dumb, is not mechanical failure.
Half the content of this thread is more attributable to someone doing something stupid, though, and we don't have a general mechanical carnage thread.

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hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma

InitialDave posted:

Half the content of this thread is more attributable to someone doing something stupid, though, and we don't have a general mechanical carnage thread.

Well, when someone makes that thread, heres a couple of my favorites:


Cushy
Oct 11, 2004

The Conqueror

hippynerd posted:




Is this one of the crash involving teenagers driving a BMW down a wet runway that had a thread about it like 4 years ago?

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

hippynerd posted:

Well, when someone makes that thread, heres a couple of my favorites:

Yeah, fatalities are awesome. :bravo:

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Always thought this one was insane.

http://www.audisite.com/635/are-audis-safe/

And the answer is no, they're not really that much safer than anything else, dude just got AMAZINGLY lucky.

dietcokefiend
Apr 28, 2004
HEY ILL HAV 2 TXT U L8TR I JUST DROVE IN 2 A DAYCARE AND SCRATCHED MY RAZR

glyph posted:

Always thought this one was insane.

http://www.audisite.com/635/are-audis-safe/

And the answer is no, they're not really that much safer than anything else, dude just got AMAZINGLY lucky.

Well its like asking the question of a motorcycle helmet is good by crashing face first into a concrete wall going 150mph to test it. :haw:

Dude hit a tree going ludicrous speed x 5 and complains his car split in half. I am personally partial to the picture of the Ford Escort that wrapped itself around a tree and was still stuck around it at the time of picture taking.

Bass Ackwards
Nov 14, 2003

Anything can be used as a hammer if you try hard enough.

glyph posted:

Always thought this one was insane.

http://www.audisite.com/635/are-audis-safe/

And the answer is no, they're not really that much safer than anything else, dude just got AMAZINGLY lucky.



He looks so casual about it.

"RS6, ja... So Ich came into der corner mit der kleine dab of oppo, und die scheisse hit der fan, ja!"

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma

Cushy posted:

Is this one of the crash involving teenagers driving a BMW down a wet runway that had a thread about it like 4 years ago?

Yep. I dont remember it being wet, but I think they launched at the end of the runway over 70mph. It looks like it was just 3 years ago.

huskyjackal
Mar 17, 2009

*peek*
That is one lucky motherfucker. The driver side compartment is pretty much unscathed but so much for any passenger he may have had... wow. I'd be :smug: as poo poo after that.
I remember hearing about that kid, sort of a morbid memory is his post on M5board.com. I guess kid wasn't man enough to control that car.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

hippynerd posted:

Yep. I dont remember it being wet, but I think they launched at the end of the runway over 70mph. It looks like it was just 3 years ago.

FHP Accident Report - FHP thought the impact occurred at 120 mph, and found ~193 ft of skid marks before the car left the pavement.

If I had kids, I don't care how responsible they are, they sure as gently caress ain't driving a 500hp BMW, especially to a party. A Mercedes 240D would be a bit safer, methinks.

(edit: the kid was driving his dad's brand new M5 after leaving a party)

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Jan 2, 2011

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Crossposting from aquatic insanity thread - dg1 ate its turbo.

heyou
Dec 30, 2004
Mr. Green....Gesundheit.

hippynerd posted:

Well, when someone makes that thread, heres a couple of my favorites:


Is the Indian Head Highway crash in MD from a year or so ago? Bunch of people were drag racing, and a dude in a crown vic mowed down a crowd of spectators standing in the road.

ehnus
Apr 16, 2003

Now you're thinking with portals!

huskyjackal posted:

I remember hearing about that kid, sort of a morbid memory is his post on M5board.com. I guess kid wasn't man enough to control that car.

From the day the crash happened:

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/e60-m5-e61-m5-touring-discussion/111454-rough-shifts-m-mode-4.html#post1236100

M5DAL posted:

I would be much prefer an 18 year old with brains to have an M5 rather than spend his moeny on some other piece of junk that could kill him and his mates in an accident.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

some texas redneck posted:

FHP Accident Report - FHP thought the impact occurred at 120 mph, and found ~193 ft of skid marks before the car left the pavement.

If I had kids, I don't care how responsible they are, they sure as gently caress ain't driving a 500hp BMW, especially to a party. A Mercedes 240D would be a bit safer, methinks.

(edit: the kid was driving his dad's brand new M5 after leaving a party)

I wish the PDF went on into the crash diagram. I imagine it would look something like this

Only registered members can see post attachments!

MrDeSaussure
Jul 20, 2008
A video documenting what happens when allthe redundant brake systems are disabled on a ski lift, while loaded.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8rXiN_Oys4

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma

heyou posted:

Is the Indian Head Highway crash in MD from a year or so ago? Bunch of people were drag racing, and a dude in a crown vic mowed down a crowd of spectators standing in the road.

Yes, but really, thats for a different thread, the horrible people failure thread.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

MrDeSaussure posted:

A video documenting what happens when allthe redundant brake systems are disabled on a ski lift, while loaded.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8rXiN_Oys4
That's some good quality destruction :)

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Trying to read the FHP report, but references to Cpl. Mark Weber are giving my F1 loving brain fits.

Weird.

BlackShadow
May 31, 2009

Going to change pace a little here. This is by no means a "horrible" mechanical failure by sheer size.

http://i54.tinypic.com/5arv9w.jpg
http://i55.tinypic.com/erfqjc.jpg
http://i55.tinypic.com/flgg9k.jpg

From my fishing reel, this worm gear and a pawl are the main devices that let the line spread evenly on the spool. As you can see, the shaft is about 5mm diameter.

I'd been having troubles, as the line would bunch up at one end, and sometimes the entire reel would seize. Decided to pull it apart and found the pawl had been chomping away on the point where the channels cross over, to allow it to travel back on itself.

Hopefully doesn't cost too much to repair, but opened it up, saw that and :stare:. I'm actually quite surprised, the internals of the reel mechanism are in great shape considering the abuse I've given it over the years.

BlackShadow fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Jan 6, 2011

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib
You should have seen the drag stack on my Penn GT when I hooked into a big-rear end tuna off Block Island. I had 300 yards of brand new 80# braid (the rod/reel is my bottom fishing/codfish rig), and I refused to let it get stripped. I cranked down on the star drag as hard as I could, and was jerking the rod tip up and down to try and part the 60# mono leader. Finally it broke, but the drag stack (a series of fiber and metal washers) was basically dust and melted/fused metal.

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

some texas redneck posted:

FHP Accident Report - FHP thought the impact occurred at 120 mph, and found ~193 ft of skid marks before the car left the pavement.

If I had kids, I don't care how responsible they are, they sure as gently caress ain't driving a 500hp BMW, especially to a party. A Mercedes 240D would be a bit safer, methinks.

(edit: the kid was driving his dad's brand new M5 after leaving a party)

It's easy enough to imagine what happened -- arrogant idiot child takes dad's M5 down the runway, decides to max it out (~200 mph) because all he can see in the dark is more runway in front of him, doesn't take into account that he's going to have to slow down the car at some point. Also he's probably pulled similar poo poo in the past but didn't change the tires since.

It's rather sad that he decided to take passengers along.

Grazing Occultation
Aug 18, 2009

by angerbutt

el topo posted:

It's easy enough to imagine what happened -- arrogant idiot child takes dad's M5 down the runway, decides to max it out (~200 mph) because all he can see in the dark is more runway in front of him, doesn't take into account that he's going to have to slow down the car at some point. Also he's probably pulled similar poo poo in the past but didn't change the tires since.

It's rather sad that he decided to take passengers along.

Misjudged his decision speed.

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

sharkytm posted:

You should have seen the drag stack on my Penn GT when I hooked into a big-rear end tuna off Block Island. I had 300 yards of brand new 80# braid (the rod/reel is my bottom fishing/codfish rig), and I refused to let it get stripped. I cranked down on the star drag as hard as I could, and was jerking the rod tip up and down to try and part the 60# mono leader. Finally it broke, but the drag stack (a series of fiber and metal washers) was basically dust and melted/fused metal.

What language is this?

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof







cross post from my "bout to have a 5th alternator on a 2000 ranger" thread

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

cross post from my "bout to have a 5th alternator on a 2000 ranger" thread

At a certain point you have to ask yourself why you're getting so good at replacing those alternators. Then you realize it's something you really shouldn't be good at. I went through the same thing at dropping the gas tank in my Neon. I could get that bitch drained, unstrapped, unhooked and on the ground in 15 minutes. To be fair I had dropped it 6 times over the course of 2 weekends when tracking down fuel pressure issues.

Edit: I would like to publicly thank Chrysler for the rear end loving design of the Neon's fuel system. A large, tapered o-ring that had a recessed groove cut into it that probably costs a fraction of a cent to make makes for a $750 dollar repair, not including labor, should it ever fail. I still have nightmares about that god drat thing.

Maker Of Shoes fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Jan 7, 2011

Brigdh
Nov 23, 2007

That's not an oil leak. That's the automatic oil change and chassis protection feature.
Kinda debated posting this here with the "hurr apex seals hurr", but drat, this is some messed up dammage

http://www.rx7club.com/album.php?albumid=4114&pictureid=32801

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Maker Of Shoes posted:

dropping the gas tank in my Neon.

i'm on the 5th fuel pump as well. i'm in the habit of just always having a spare and the proper tools to either remove the bed or drop the tank if i happen to have a jack or ramps or the like on hand.

i blame 10% ethanol. :argh:


Brigdh posted:

Kinda debated posting this here with the "hurr apex seals hurr", but drat, this is some messed up dammage

http://www.rx7club.com/album.php?albumid=4114&pictureid=32801

HAHAHA



oh.

GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jan 7, 2011

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW
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Maker Of Shoes posted:

At a certain point you have to ask yourself why you're getting so good at replacing those alternators. Then you realize it's something you really shouldn't be good at. I went through the same thing at dropping the gas tank in my Neon. I could get that bitch drained, unstrapped, unhooked and on the ground in 15 minutes. To be fair I had dropped it 6 times over the course of 2 weekends when tracking down fuel pressure issues.

Edit: I would like to publicly thank Chrysler for the rear end loving design of the Neon's fuel system. A large, tapered o-ring that had a recessed groove cut into it that probably costs a fraction of a cent to make makes for a $750 dollar repair, not including labor, should it ever fail. I still have nightmares about that god drat thing.
I got to the point where I could change out the alternator on my camaro in 15 minutes. 7 failures in 12 months will do that. I wasn't even doing anything wrong- they were just lovely rebuilt alternators and each one was failing for a different reason (though there were eventually some repeats). They were all under warranty, though. Didn't stop until I finally had enough and went and put in a brand new alternator and haven't had a problem since.

GnarlyCharlie- looks to me like your bolt backed off and the loosened connector shorted the terminal to ground. Whoever installed it hosed up.

grover fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Jan 7, 2011

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

grover posted:

I got to the point where I could change out the alternator on my camaro in 15 minutes. 7 failures in 12 months will do that. I wasn't even doing anything wrong- they were just lovely rebuilt alternators and each one was failing for a different reason (though there were eventually some repeats).

GnarlyCharlie- looks to me like your bolt backed off and the loosened connector shorted the terminal to ground. Whoever installed it hosed up.

it was me and the nut u see is the locknut. the other one melted completely.
neither of them moved before turning into liquid.
the cause was some godawful wiring (splicing 8ga to 2 ga) done to "repair my dangerous wiring" by a local dealership.

I wish I had gotten a picture of the last "new" alternator they gave me. catastrophic bearing failure after 50 mi

GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Jan 7, 2011

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

it was me and the nut u see is the locknut. the other one melted completely.
neither of them moved before turning into liquid.
the cause was some godawful wiring (splicing 8ga to 2 ga) done to "repair my dangerous wiring" by a local dealership.

I wish I had gotten a picture of the last "new" alternator they gave me. catastrophic bearing failure after 50 mi
Why haven't the horrible alternator rebuild shops been sued out of existence yet?

ExtremeODD
Jul 16, 2005
Wow many people of gotten good at replacing poo poo alts! If you have a lincoln mark vii with a bad alt, give me about 10-15 mins and itll be replaced. Fucker went through em like candy, took it on and off 9 times in one weekend. That time it was the voltage regulator, loving $11 part caused a day and half of misery.

Its great in those cars when they fail, I had a full digital dash so I would be driving just fine then come up to a stop sign/light and the dash would go out and the car start trying to stall. So I would throw it into neutral and keep the revs high and do my damnedest to not too badly neutral drop it. I could go everywhere like that, it just sucked so I usually would drive the last mile to my destination and call AAA to get towed home.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

grover posted:

Why haven't the horrible alternator rebuild shops been sued out of existence yet?

because it was a "new" not rebuilt one.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
http://jalopnik.com/5730440/

In the Atlanta icepocalypse, this guy allegedly decided to overcome the RWD traction issues by spinning his tires as much as possible, generating enough heat to set his BMW on fire (hard to say with certainty that that was the issue but it's what the reporter went with). There are two videos, a quick edited video that went on the news, and a 14 minute long unedited version getting all the wonderful flaming mayhem.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Iridium posted:

http://jalopnik.com/5730440/

In the Atlanta icepocalypse, this guy allegedly decided to overcome the RWD traction issues by spinning his tires as much as possible, generating enough heat to set his BMW on fire (hard to say with certainty that that was the issue but it's what the reporter went with). There are two videos, a quick edited video that went on the news, and a 14 minute long unedited version getting all the wonderful flaming mayhem.

That's weird. You can't set it on fire just by spinning the tires. How does anti spin work on those cars? Perhaps one of the brakes overheated, but it looked like the fire started up front. Could be some previous damage that finally showed up.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Ola posted:

That's weird. You can't set it on fire just by spinning the tires. How does anti spin work on those cars? Perhaps one of the brakes overheated, but it looked like the fire started up front. Could be some previous damage that finally showed up.

I think it was redlining his engine trying to get up the icy hill...not the tires.

Although, I have heard (Top Gear) that ice and rubber can create a substantial amount of friction.

dietcokefiend
Apr 28, 2004
HEY ILL HAV 2 TXT U L8TR I JUST DROVE IN 2 A DAYCARE AND SCRATCHED MY RAZR

Ola posted:

That's weird. You can't set it on fire just by spinning the tires. How does anti spin work on those cars? Perhaps one of the brakes overheated, but it looked like the fire started up front. Could be some previous damage that finally showed up.

Knowing how some old people are, he probably just floored it and redlined it for a while stressing something already on the fritz. poo poo cascaded from that point, and not really sure what I guess the end result is a fireball.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Ola posted:

That's weird. You can't set it on fire just by spinning the tires.

You certainly can, and youtube is full of burnout videos that end in fire. I don't think that's what's happened here though. The fire clearly starts up front.

Skyssx
Feb 2, 2001

by T. Fine
Mythbusters proved it was not possible to start a fire from friction between rubber and the road.

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE

Skyssx posted:

Mythbusters proved it was not possible to start a fire from friction between rubber and the road.

Good for mythbusters, I've seen plenty of burnouts leave flaming piles of rubber in their wake.

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dietcokefiend
Apr 28, 2004
HEY ILL HAV 2 TXT U L8TR I JUST DROVE IN 2 A DAYCARE AND SCRATCHED MY RAZR

FatCow posted:

Good for mythbusters, I've seen plenty of burnouts leave flaming piles of rubber in their wake.

Somehow I am willing to bet that episode ended by exploding the car for no real reason at all.

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