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bruckner posted:I don't know if you've seen this, it's a "lost" seinfeld episode about kramer's "incident" at the laugh factory, edited with seinfeld clips.
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LividLiquid posted:"People kept ringin' the bell!" You're Batman!
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Martman posted:This is amazing. I kind of hope Michael Richards sees this so he can know some comedy came out of his screwup. If you haven't already you should check out the last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, especially for the scene where he's yelling at Leon, telling him that Leon can never understand how angry he has made him and how he wishes there was a single word he could use to make Leon just as angry as him.
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El Negocio posted:Good thinking Cougar. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe!!... ...I lost my train of thought.
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K_uger. Sounds like one of those old car horns!
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SolidKZ posted:You're Batman! Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman.
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Jan 13, 2011 17:26
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K ooger! K ooger!
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safety dan posted:Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. It surprises me how fickle is Kramer. In that episode he's Batman, socking a thug and driving the bus. Then in the soup nazi he and Jerry both get ridiculously intimidated by two rather effeminate guys in leather jackets and he ends up losing and never recovering the armoire. I mean what happened?
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Crimsonjewfro posted:It surprises me how fickle is Kramer. In that episode he's Batman, socking a thug and driving the bus. Then in the soup nazi he and Jerry both get ridiculously intimidated by two rather effeminate guys in leather jackets and he ends up losing and never recovering the armoire. I mean what happened? Kramer being terrified of the gay thugs is a recurring theme. They also appeared in The Puerto Rican Day Parade if I remember correctly.
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jojoinnit posted:Kramer being terrified of the gay thugs is a recurring theme. They also appeared in The Puerto Rican Day Parade if I remember correctly. They also appeared in the AIDS walk episode when Kramer refuses to wear the red ribbon.
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He fought children and didn't give a gently caress about kicking their asses (and neither did the sensei) and then in turn got beat up by a horde of disgruntled children. It appears that Kramer's strength changes with the phases of the moon.
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Jerry: Did you give blood? Kramer: No, not giving. hoarding. I'm storing it in to a blood bank. Just in case. Jerry: In case of what? Kramer: Jerry, I know myself. If I'm out on the street and it's starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished. Jerry: Are we finished? Kramer: Done.
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The Human Cow posted:K ooger! K ooger! Cuh-stanza!
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Can't-stand-ya! Can't-stand-ya!
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mints posted:They also appeared in the AIDS walk episode when Kramer refuses to wear the red ribbon. Maybe we'll just have to teach you to wear the ribbon! Cedric and Bob are awesome.
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Cane Break posted:Cuh-stanza! Cartwright! Cartwright!
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Kevyn posted:Cartwright! Cartwright! Uncle Leo?
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DrBouvenstein posted:Uncle Leo? HELLLLLOOOOO
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OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!
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DrBouvenstein posted:Uncle Leo? Ohh, Uncle Leo, yea, I forgot his first name.
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TBS is playing "The Cigar Store Indian," right now, and I just noticed the creepy TV Guide weirdo is Ted, from Scrubs!
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I can't find a video clip of it, but I've quoted this bit more times than I can remember: Sara: Restaurant, flowers...this is so nice. Jerry: Well, I'm a classy guy. How's the life saving business? Sara: It's fine. Jerry: It must take a really really big zit, to kill a man. Sara: What is with you? Jerry: You call yourself a lifesaver. I call you pimple popper MD!
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DrBouvenstein posted:TBS is playing "The Cigar Store Indian," right now, and I just noticed the creepy TV Guide weirdo is Ted, from Scrubs!
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slax0r posted:I can't find a video clip of it, but I've quoted this bit more times than I can remember: Cancer 
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mints posted:They also appeared in the AIDS walk episode when Kramer refuses to wear the red ribbon. WHO? WHO WON'T WEAR DE RRRIBBBON?? I love that dude.
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I love when they steal the armoire. They just walk up and decide to walk away with it. Then they get so pissed off when Kramer asks them what they're doing.
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Well who other than a couple of gay thugs would steal an armoire?
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The gay street toughs are the best.
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Supreme Allah posted:"Woah, woah, back up. *beep, beep, beep*" This is several pages back in the thread, but I recently got through finally with all the episodes after having only seen one or two episodes on TV. And this is definitely one of my favorite parts in any episode. Especially his look of defeat afterwards. In fact that whole scene is great: Jerry: YeahIbettergettoadoctorbye. That was close! What drives me to take chances like that?! George: That was very real! Jerry: She said there's some tractor story she hasn't told me about. George: Whoa back it up, back it up BEEP BEEP BEEP. Tractor story? Jerry: ...Beep beep beep? What are you doing? Goerge:  In fact I loved that the entire episode he was coming up with ideas and such as if he were a comedian on stage. Really that's just a great episode in general. George wanting to get out on a high note. Jerry and the "it's me" stuff. Kramer getting gonorrhea. Oh and of course Elaine's part of the story with Puddy is just great. Patrick Warburton's delivery on every line in that episode is just hilarious. "Oh that's BOGUS man!", "Oh whaddyou care, you know where you're going.", etc. And I love Elaine freaking out about her going to hell and she's like "What do you THINK about that?!" and he's just like "It's gonna be rough."  Also George is by far my favorite character on the show. edit: hahaha oh yeah and George's responses about christian rock and god. And then just how much he hates "hip musicians". "I'm against all 'it's me's. So self absorbed and egotistical... Like those hip musicians WITH THEIR COMPLICATED SHOES!" Macaluso fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Jan 16, 2011 |
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I forgot how funny it was at the end of muffin tops when newman was called in to eat all the stumps as if it were his specialty, like he was on a case, and he brought in a toolbox of milk bottles.
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Macaluso posted:Kramer getting gonorrhea. "Well, I got gonorrhea. That's what they gave me." "They?... The Government?"
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bruckner posted:I forgot how funny it was at the end of muffin tops when newman was called in to eat all the stumps as if it were his specialty, like he was on a case, and he brought in a toolbox of milk bottles. If I'm curt, then I apologize..
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What have you done to my little cable boy!
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El Negocio posted:What have you done to my little cable boy! Little Wooden Boy! (Whoops, wrong show...though tangentially related via the live-action version that had Patrick Warburton.) Edit: We should have a thread about The Tick, though...and a thread about the general awesomeness of Patrick Warburton...yeah, that's right.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Little Wooden Boy! Check it out! 8-Ball! You got a question, you ask the 8-Ball. All signs point to ‘YES’
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Rewatching the finale for the first time in years (maybe since it even aired), and I just realized the joke when the Soup Nazi claims that he was forced to move to Argentina after Elaine published his recipes. That's gold Jerry! Gold!
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El Negocio posted:Rewatching the finale for the first time in years (maybe since it even aired), and I just realized the joke when the Soup Nazi claims that he was forced to move to Argentina after Elaine published his recipes. That's gold Jerry! Gold! I did the same thing and had completely forgotten the bit where Susan's father buys a gun  Best part of the episode by far.I still hate it though 
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El Negocio posted:Rewatching the finale for the first time in years (maybe since it even aired), and I just realized the joke when the Soup Nazi claims that he was forced to move to Argentina after Elaine published his recipes. That's gold Jerry! Gold! Holy poo poo... I just got it. Also, I think it's bold of a finale to give the(arguably) best line of the episode to Puddy and the best overall role to Jackie Chiles.
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bruckner posted:I forgot how funny it was at the end of muffin tops when newman was called in to eat all the stumps as if it were his specialty, like he was on a case, and he brought in a toolbox of milk bottles. This is a reference to Pulp Fiction if anyone didn't know. And that's why the Notes about Nothing were such a genius idea.
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El Negocio posted:Rewatching the finale for the first time in years (maybe since it even aired), and I just realized the joke when the Soup Nazi claims that he was forced to move to Argentina after Elaine published his recipes. That's gold Jerry! Gold! What's the joke? I'm guessing something to do with actual nazis?
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