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Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

jerkstore77 posted:

My basis for thinking they're fake is that it just seems like they use the same people for multiple calls. The cancer kazoo jack & rod and the call to the asian clock lady for example really sounds like the same lady.

Two Asian women who sound alike? Whoa!

Mookwarrior posted:

Maybe I'm to cynical, but I figured they kind of had an idea what was going to be discussed maybe even an outline in advance allowing him to be prepared.

You seriously think someone (who?) types up an outline of what Howard will want to talk about every day, including an anecdote about a new restaurant he likes?

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ziglol
Oct 13, 2006

I'd guess the psychological test 'bombshell' next week has to do with Fred.. although I'm not sure it'd be such a bombshell for him, or say, Benjy.

So I'm actually leaning towards it being about Robin. (Especially since she's had an actual history of nutty behavior earlier in her life.)

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

Listening to clips today made me realise how much I miss Blue Iris :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBXbz8Kunss

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

I don't know why Howard complains about his stomach when his face looks like that. His top priority should be gaining a few pounds and filling the giant potholes he calls cheeks.

scapulataf
Jul 18, 2007

by Ozmaugh

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

Man, that KC segment was sort of a letdown. It was pretty awkward and uncomfortable, but not really funny. I'm still amazed they even got her in there and it happened, but it made me miss somebody like Artie who wouldn't be afraid to be the bad guy and liven things up a bit.

I thought it was pretty good myself, but I wish Rabbi Gottfried had been there to antagonize KC and the Tranny by screaming FAG!!! And telling about how in the Jewish religion we would call you a big big homo. As well as singing nonsensical "prayers".

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

scapulataf posted:

My favorite KC song parody is "For those guys who like to suck cock, ORGASM!!! KC salutes you"!!!

I can't stop singing "KC posed for gay photographs (WITH A GERMAN HOMO) gay photographs, KC POSED FOR GAY PHOTOGRAPHS"

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Irish Joe posted:

I don't know why Howard complains about his stomach when his face looks like that. His top priority should be gaining a few pounds and filling the giant potholes he calls cheeks.

:lol:

Also put me down for "they're all crazy and Robin is the normal one." I mean, I don't believe it, but if the results are a "bombshell," it's got to be something nutty.

scapulataf
Jul 18, 2007

by Ozmaugh
Another comment on the KC Tranny topic.
I went to the stern show website, and brought up the picture, asked my GIRLFRIEND to come over and look without the `would you have been fooled`` caption showing, she looked, and immediately said ``thats a guy``.

E:

AxeManiac posted:

I can't stop singing "KC posed for gay photographs (WITH A GERMAN HOMO) gay photographs, KC POSED FOR GAY PHOTOGRAPHS"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH3e-GzdEX4&feature=related

scapulataf fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Jan 15, 2011

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

AxeManiac posted:

I can't stop singing "KC posed for gay photographs (WITH A GERMAN HOMO) gay photographs, KC POSED FOR GAY PHOTOGRAPHS"

Richard's talents are wasted making stupid phone calls to nobodies who don't even get that they're being goofed on.

But his duties have been freed up by one, now that KC actually is the Head Fag down at the Playgirl Mansion.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Irish Joe posted:

I don't know why Howard complains about his stomach when his face looks like that.

I like how Howard's solution to his belly problem is to jog and diet. How about doing some sit ups? He even has an extra hour every day now to work out.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
He's got a clear case of body dysmorphic disorder if I have ever seen it. He already looks like the survivor of a concentration camp, how much thinner does he want to get? He's in his late 50s - he's got going to "lose his belly."

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

Former Human posted:

I like how Howard's solution to his belly problem is to jog and diet. How about doing some sit ups? He even has an extra hour every day now to work out.
Sit ups don't make you lose fat in your abdomen, changing body composition is a result of cardio and a reduced caloric intake. All sit ups do is strengthen/enhance the muscles.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Mr Hands Colon posted:

Sit ups don't make you lose fat in your abdomen, changing body composition is a result of cardio and a reduced caloric intake. All sit ups do is strengthen/enhance the muscles.

I might make his belly look flatter and improve his posture, but I doubt it's going to do much. He's probably looking at surgery if anything.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Mr Hands Colon posted:

Sit ups don't make you lose fat in your abdomen, changing body composition is a result of cardio and a reduced caloric intake.
No poo poo Sherlock, but...

quote:

All sit ups do is strengthen/enhance the muscles.
Ok so you DO understand? If he did an hour of sit ups a day his stomach would change its shape and wouldn't look so flabby, which was his complaint.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

An hour of sit-ups? Jesus Christ I think I would die.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

no pain no gain

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Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Former Human posted:

no pain no gain



Oh! KC gay photograph with a German homo!

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Former Human posted:

No poo poo Sherlock, but...

Ok so you DO understand? If he did an hour of sit ups a day his stomach would change its shape and wouldn't look so flabby, which was his complaint.

Why are you arguing over the midsection of a man who will probably get it tucked anyway?

Come on, it's a no-brainer. He's not wearing baggy clothes because it makes him look thinner. He's just wearing them so when he eventually does have a surgery his behavior won't change while he heals. Or if he had it already. Do we really think Stern is going to take an hour out of his day to start bodybuilding at his age?

Smeep posted:

An hour of sit-ups? Jesus Christ I think I would die.

There are machines that'll do it without so much stress to the back as well.

ziglol
Oct 13, 2006

Heyy this is KC Armstrong, and I'm here to tell you about my favorite thing in the whole wide world

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Why are you arguing over the midsection of a man who will probably get it tucked anyway?

Come on, it's a no-brainer. He's not wearing baggy clothes because it makes him look thinner. He's just wearing them so when he eventually does have a surgery his behavior won't change while he heals.

Yes that sure is a "no-brainer"...


I think more than a few people in this thread are habitually smoking crack while listening to the show.

Wooty
Dec 21, 2002

Former Human posted:

Yes that sure is a "no-brainer"...


I think more than a few people in this thread are habitually smoking crack while listening to the show.

Someone is turning against the thread!

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Oh, if I could just have one night Robin. One night, of sensual banging. Oh Robin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EFPe-eY1No

I Am a Keg.
Sep 25, 2008

by T. Finn
"I thought she might have been a herbivore" had me on the loving floor.


Anyway, is there a collection from the "Win John's Job" week(s) anywhere online? I'd like to see how Richard and Sal ended up getting their jobs

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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I Am a Keg. posted:

Anyway, is there a collection from the "Win John's Job" week(s) anywhere online? I'd like to see how Richard and Sal ended up getting their jobs

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02-23-04 #02 GJJ - Jay Leno The Bizarro.mp3
02-23-04 #03 GJJ - John's NBC Audition Tape & Kimmel's Reaction.mp3
02-23-04 #04 GJJ - Stutterer Void, Rev Roasts SJ & ''Niggaless Cage''.mp3
02-25-04 #05 GJJ - Gay Leno Goes Inside The Actor's Studio.mp3
02-25-04 #06 GJJ - SJ's Final Rated R Stand-Up Show & John The Eternal Moocher.mp3
02-27-04 #07 GJJ - SJ Burned At The Stake On His Last Day With The Show.mp3
03-01-04 #08 GJJ - Discussion Of John's Final Comedy Gig.mp3
03-02-04 #09 GJJ - Robin's Farewell Party For Stuttering John.mp3
03-17-04 #10 GJJ - The Contest Announcement.mp3
03-17-04 #11 GJJ - John Contacts Howard & Artie.mp3
03-18-04 #12 GJJ - Chaunce-Choker Wants A Chance.mp3
03-23-04 #13 GJJ - The Show Moves On Without John.mp3
03-25-04 #14 GJJ - The First Entries.mp3
03-26-04 #15 GJJ - E-Mail Feedback & More Entries Are Played.mp3
03-26-04 #16 GJJ - A Mike Walker Exclusive.mp3
03-30-04 #17 GJJ - Stuttering John's Tonight Show Premiere Discussed.mp3
03-30-04 #18 GJJ - More Entries.mp3
03-31-04 #19 GJJ - More E-Mail Feedback.mp3
04-01-04 #20 GJJ - The Leno Effect.mp3
04-02-04 #21 GJJ - Shuli Maguire.mp3
04-02-04 #22 GJJ - Leno's Laugh Track.mp3
04-12-04 #23 GJJ - Dan The Song Parody Man - Day 1 - Intro & Song Parody.mp3
04-12-04 #24 Song Parody Man - ''Oh KC'' (Full Unedited Clip).mp3
04-13-04 #25 GJJ - SPM - Day 2 - Sternac.mp3
04-14-04 #26 GJJ - SPM - Day 3 - Dan's Artie Stories.mp3
04-15-04 #27 GJJ - SPM - Day 4 - Andy The Wack Packer.mp3
04-16-04 #28 GJJ - SPM - Day 5 - Dan Vs. Ronnie The Limo Driver (Classic!).mp3
04-19-04 #29 GJJ - John The Stutterer - Day 1 - John The Call Screener.mp3
04-19-04 #30 GJJ - JTS - Day 1 - John In Studio.mp3
04-19-04 #31 GJJ - JTS - Day 1 - Another Torturous Phone Screening.mp3
04-19-04 #32 GJJ - JTS - Day 1 - John Vs. Yucko.mp3
04-20-04 #33 GJJ - JTS - Day 2 - Staff Revelation.mp3
04-20-04 #34 GJJ - JTS - Day 2 - More Entries Roll In.mp3
04-20-04 #35 GJJ - JTS - Day 2 - John Vs. Joey Boots & Song Parodies.mp3
04-21-04 #36 GJJ - JTS - Day 3 - Yucko Pranks John.mp3
04-21-04 #37 GJJ - JTS - Day 3 - ''Please Have John The Stutterer Killed''.mp3
04-21-04 #38 GJJ - Dave Attell's Stuttering John Update.mp3
04-22-04 #39 GJJ - JTS - Day 4 - Celebrity Interviews.mp3
04-22-04 #40 GJJ - JTS - Day 4 - Is John's Stutter Fake.mp3
04-23-04 #41 GJJ - JTS - Day 5 - John Vs. Janks.mp3
04-23-04 #42 GJJ - JTS - Day 5 - John's Wailing Walls.mp3
04-23-04 #43 GJJ - JTS - Day 5 - Some More Entries To Play.mp3
04-23-04 #44 GJJ - JTS - Day 5 - John's Fond Farewell.mp3
04-26-04 #45 GJJ - Cabbie - Day 1 - Song Parody (With Diamond Dave In Studio).mp3
04-26-04 #46 Crazy Cabbie - ''KC's Gay'' (Full Unedited Clip).mp3
04-26-04 #47 GJJ - Cabbie - Day 1 - Cabbie's Behind-The-Scenes Antics.mp3
04-27-04 #48 GJJ - Cabbie - Day 2 - ''Guess The 'Nese''.mp3
04-28-04 #49 GJJ - Cabbie - Day 3 - E-Mail, Cabbie's Girl & A Wack Packer.mp3
04-29-04 #50 GJJ - Cabbie - Day 4 - Cabbie Oversleeps & Then Calls In.mp3
04-29-04 #51 GJJ - Cabbie - Day 4 - Cabbie's Booey & KC Revelations.mp3
04-30-04 #52 GJJ - Cabbie - Day 5 - Celebrity Interviews.mp3
05-03-04 #53 GJJ - Sal The Stockbroker - Day 1 - Intro & Booey Game.mp3
05-04-04 #54 GJJ - Sal - Day 2 - Sal Facts & E-Mail Feedback.mp3
05-04-04 #55 GJJ - Sal - Day 2 - Tom Vs. Sal & ''What Annoys Me About Gary''.mp3
05-05-04 #56 GJJ - Sal - Day 3 - Beth-O Interview Is A Go.mp3
05-05-04 #57 GJJ - Sal - Day 3 - More E-Mail Feedback.mp3
05-05-04 #58 GJJ - Sal - Day 3 - Introducing...Uncle Paulie & Tony Lotto.mp3
05-06-04 #59 GJJ - Sal - Day 4 - Actress Tracy Richman & Uncle Paulie.mp3
05-06-04 #60 GJJ - Sal - Day 4 - Sal Interviews Beth-O.mp3
05-07-04 #61 GJJ - Sal - Day 5 - ''Baba-Hemian Rhapsody'', Fred Game & Sally Tears.mp3
05-07-04 #62 GJJ - Sal - Day 5 - Ralph Vs. Sal.mp3
05-17-04 #63 GJJ - Chaunce - Day 1 - Song Parody (With J. Kimmel In Studio).mp3
05-18-04 #64 GJJ - Chaunce - Day 2 - Crazy Cathy The Wack Packer.mp3
05-19-04 #65 GJJ - Chaunce - Day 3 - Meet The Juices.mp3
05-19-04 #66 GJJ - Chaunce - Day 3 - A Chaunce Progress Report.mp3
05-20-04 #67 GJJ - Chaunce - Day 4 - The Harlem Ho Beauty Pageant.mp3
05-21-04 #68 GJJ - Chaunce - Day 5 - ''I Swear To God I Can't Do It''.mp3
05-21-04 #69 GJJ - Chaunce - Day 5 - Chaunce Interviews Howard.mp3
05-24-04 #70 GJJ - More Chaunce Feedback.mp3
05-24-04 #71 GJJ - Shuli - Day 1 - Song Parody.mp3
05-24-04 #72 Shuli - ''Robin Crapped Her Pants'' (Full Clip).mp3
05-24-04 #73 GJJ - Shuli - Day 1 - Shuli Vs. Scott The Engineer.mp3
05-25-04 #74 GJJ - Shuli - Day 2 - E-Mail Feedback.mp3
05-25-04 #75 GJJ - Shuli - Day 2 - The Guessing Game.mp3
05-27-04 #76 GJJ - Shuli - Day 4 - Shuli Vs. Cabbie.mp3
05-27-04 #77 GJJ - Shuli - Day 4 - More Shuli Feedback.mp3
05-28-04 #79 GJJ - Shuli - Day 5 - Shuli's Cabbie Revelation.mp3
05-28-04 #80 GJJ - Shuli - Day 5 - Quick Manson or Fred Game.mp3
06-01-04 #81 GJJ - Joey Boots - Day 1 - Intro & Joey's STE Revelation.mp3
06-02-04 #82 GJJ - JB - Day 2 - Joey Vs. Gange.mp3
06-02-04 #83 Joey Boots - ''Gange'' (Full Clip).mp3
06-02-04 #84 GJJ - Goofing On Stuttering John With Nig DiPaolo (Classic!).mp3
06-03-04 #85 GJJ - JB - Day 3 - 9-11 Widow Crackhead Eleanor & Family.mp3
06-03-04 #86 GJJ - JB - Day 3 - E-mail Feedback.mp3
06-04-04 #87 GJJ - JB - Day 4 - Joey's Final Day On The Air.mp3
06-07-04 #88 Yucko The Clown - Uncensored Submission Tape.mp3
06-07-04 #89 GJJ - Yucko - Day 1 - Intro & Song Parody.mp3
06-07-04 #90 Yucko - Nursery Rhymes Song (Full Unedited Clip).mp3
06-08-04 #91 GJJ - Yucko - Day 2 - E-Mail Feedback.mp3
06-08-04 #92 GJJ - Yucko - Day 2 - Yucko Spooks Porn Star Tera Patrick.mp3
06-08-04 #93 GJJ - Yucko - Day 2 - Rackem Rack Willie.mp3
06-09-04 #94 GJJ - Stuttering John, Always Angling.mp3
06-09-04 #95 GJJ - Yucko - Day 3 - Yucko Pranks Gary The Retard.mp3
06-10-04 #96 GJJ - John The Stutterer Wants Out.mp3
06-10-04 #97 GJJ - Yucko - Day 4 - ''Clownin Around Town'' Street Interviews.mp3
06-10-04 #98 Yucko - ''Clownin Around Town'' (Full Unedited Clip).mp3
06-11-04 #100 Yucko - Reagan Street Interviews (Full Unedited Clip).mp3
06-11-04 #99 GJJ - Yucko - Day 5 - Reagan Reaction Street Interviews.mp3
06-14-04 #101 GJJ - Sam Simon's Stuttering John Story.mp3
06-14-04 #102 GJJ - Rev Bob Levy - Day 1 - The ''You Bet Your Bitch'' Game.mp3
06-15-04 #103 GJJ - Sal's ''What Annoys Me About'' Game - Artie & Howard.mp3
06-15-04 #104 GJJ - Rev - Day 2 - Artie's Infamous MadTV Pig Story (Classic!).mp3
06-16-04 #105 GJJ - Rev - Day 3 - Pig Story Reaction & Song Parody.mp3
06-17-04 #106 GJJ - Rev - Day 4 - Wack Packers Willie & John.mp3
06-18-04 #107 GJJ - Rev - Day 5 - Putting The ''Leave'' In Levy.mp3
06-18-04 #108 Bob's Unaired Day 5 Entry - Mary Jo Buttafuco Interview.mp3
06-21-04 #109 GJJ - Richard Christy - Day 1 - Intro + New Bits & Songs.mp3
06-22-04 #110 GJJ - RC - Day 2 - Feeback & ''The Perversity Test''.mp3
06-22-04 #111 GJJ - RC - Day 2 - Eric The Midget Vs. Richard Christy.mp3
06-23-04 #112 GJJ - RC - Day 3 - ''What Would Tom Approve'' Game & More.mp3
06-24-04 #113 GJJ - RC - Day 4 - Skip Skiffington & More.mp3
06-25-04 #114 GJJ - Crybaby Chaunce's Conspiracy Theories.mp3
06-25-04 #115 GJJ - RC - Day 5 - Fun With KC's Gay Photo Shoot & More.mp3
06-28-04 #116 GJJ - Contestant Audio Recaps Begin & More.mp3
06-29-04 #117 GJJ - Voting Updates, Ronnie's Tight Shirt & More.mp3
06-29-04 #118 GJJ - Crackheads Eric And Eleanor Call In.mp3
06-30-04 #119 GJJ - Another Voing Update.mp3
06-30-04 #120 GJJ - Dan SPM Hard At Work.mp3
07-01-04 #121 GJJ - Building Up To The Big Announcement.mp3
07-01-04 #122 GJJ - Boots Vs. Cabbie.mp3
07-01-04 #123 GJJ - Maryanne From Brooklyn Checks In.mp3
07-01-04 #124 GJJ - Eliminations & Winner Announced.mp3
07-02-04 #125 GJJ - Christy @ FHM Party & E-Mail Feedback.mp3
07-19-04 #126 GJJ - Christy's 1st Contribution As A Staff Member.mp3

sedative fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jan 16, 2011

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

sedative posted:

356 MB http://www.multiupload.com/2J963E9407

Just wanna say that I have this collection and its loving great. Tons of good poo poo in there.

Chimneyfish
Oct 14, 2003

Wow, Tim's niece might have been the hottest chick they've ever had in the studio. Poor JD must be a wreck having to work around her every day.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Chimneyfish posted:

Wow, Tim's niece might have been the hottest chick they've ever had in the studio. Poor JD must be a wreck having to work around her every day.

Artie? Is that you?

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

heavy liquid posted:

Artie? Is that you?

He's right though. She is honestly one of the hottest girls I've ever seen.

(but I do have a thing for dark skinned brunettes)

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Chimneyfish posted:

Wow, Tim's niece might have been the hottest chick they've ever had in the studio. Poor JD must be a wreck having to work around her every day.

Can you post a picture of her?

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Where are you guys seeing her? On howardstern.com all I can find is a blurb about why Tim calls her his niece.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


There is a HowardTV episode of her.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Streebs posted:

Can you post a picture of her?

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

-Atom- posted:



Yep, that's one hot girl. Got a cute Jessica Alba vibe going on.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

God drat son

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Look out Tim, that be Benjy marrying material right there.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Holy poo poo, that's a regular girl just walking around?

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

-Atom- posted:

He's right though. She is honestly one of the hottest girls I've ever seen.

(but I do have a thing for dark skinned brunettes)

Yeah, I know... Just thought it was funny because Artie was the first thing that popped into my head when I read "hottest chick ever".

But drat if she isn't a thousand times hotter than any of the skanky strippers and porn chicks they always have in.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I've been looking everywhere for Law and Order Booey but I can't find it anymore. Any chance any of you have it or know where to find it? It either used to be on Youtube and got taken down or I suck at finding it.

Either that or the song parody contest itself will do.

moregontrail
Mar 31, 2005
I drink alone, George Thorogood style
Thanks for that Win John's Job pack. As a newer listner in the past few years(did watch the E show)I'm interested to see the debut of some of the regulars. As much hate as they get I love the history of Howard Stern's. Even the old guys they don't have on anymore I like to see. On Howard TV they had Jesus Twins and Hank first shows recently and I loved them.

Tim's niece is a dime btw. Much hotter than most the girls they get in there usually

moregontrail fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Jan 17, 2011

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null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Well, keep on mind she is just on loan, thanks to Uncle Tim.

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