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Otacon
Aug 13, 2002




"Never taken offroad... except for that one time I took the picture for this ad."

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Bulk Vanderhuge
May 2, 2009

womp womp womp womp
PORSCHE ENGINE

Wait, who here was looking for a SVX?

http://manitoba.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1992-Subaru-SVX-LS-L-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ255960118


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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Otacon posted:



"Never taken offroad... except for that one time I took the picture for this ad."

What? Is that a known off-roading spot or something? Because it looks like it could just as well be an unpaved parking lot.

EvellSnoats
Oct 22, 2010
This sounds like a deal.



And then he posts this:



Cannot figure out what made him make post two, but I'm not giving him my transmission.

Blinky Blinkerson
May 9, 2006
I'm sure that 472 is out of a 70's caddy or something, but still...Lemons ?

http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/2176325327.html


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MATLAB 1988
Sep 20, 2009
Have I posted about my Subaru XT yet? Here are pictures of my Subaru XT. POST POST POST.
Obscure trim edition, Talking voice feature, Digital Dash, T-Tops, popups, TURBO? Why have I not bought this car yet? I'm sure that wall of text is a quick fi

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/2178906190.html

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

MATLAB 1988 posted:


The car needs interior work, but it's 26 YEARS OLD. Interiors are known to just spontaneously fall apart and turn to poo poo on their own after 10. It has nothing to do with my neglect at all. :colbert:

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


VideoTapir posted:

What? Is that a known off-roading spot or something? Because it looks like it could just as well be an unpaved parking lot.

Even if it is an unpaved lot, I don't see any road.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Why yes, I'd be happy to let a 17 year old that I don't know whatsoever drive my expensive car for a day as long as he pays a few bucks for "usage".

http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-Graduation-Vehicle-W0QQAdIdZ254948449

quote:

I'm graduating in June and i'm looking for some modern sports cars or muscle cars to go to Graduation in. Please let me know what vehicle you have to offer, I WILL PAY for the usage of it. (preferably Manual transmission car)

Preferred Vehicles - Dodge Challenger SRT8, Chevrolet Camaro SS, Dodge Charger SRT8, Nissan 370Z, Any Porsche's OR ANY NICE CARS!

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Don't even consider driving it until we make up a contract and you give me 50% of the money for my horribly overpriced car. In fact, I won't even show it to you until you make me a serious offer.

If you're lucky I'll respond to your inquiry and let you smell my poo poo. Want photos? gently caress you.

PS: You owe me money by even reading this ad and making me waste my time by writing it. :colbert:

quote:

I do not reply to e-mails that do not list a valid phone number.

This 850 is a US-spec car with 37,000 miles.
It is in mint condition and the professional appraisal came in at $35,000.

There will be no test drives without a signed purchase contract and at least 50% deposit.

I do not send more photos when you ask for them.
If you are serious about owning a 6-speed black/black 850, you can make me a serious offer, and then I will show you the car.

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slidebite fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jan 25, 2011

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

slidebite posted:

Don't even consider driving it until we make up a contract and you give me 50% of the money for my horribly overpriced car. In fact, I won't even show it to you until you make me a serious offer.

If you're lucky I'll respond to your inquiry and let you smell my poo poo. Want photos? gently caress you.

PS: You owe me money by even reading this ad and making me waste my time by writing it. :colbert:



I have to wonder about ads like this. Do they ever sell, or does the jackass seller give up after a few months and trade it in at a lot towards a new car while getting his "special deal" (paying sticker price)?

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

MATLAB 1988 posted:

Obscure trim edition, Talking voice feature, Digital Dash, T-Tops, popups, TURBO? Why have I not bought this car yet? I'm sure that wall of text is a quick fi

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/2178906190.html



Doesn't look too bad to me.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Otacon posted:

Even if it is an unpaved lot, I don't see any road.

Could be behind the camera.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
~~~~2004 Subaru Impreza WRX Sti~~~~~ - $2900

http://chillicothe.craigslist.org/ctd/2180135892.html

What??

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

slidebite posted:

Don't even consider driving it until we make up a contract and you give me 50% of the money for my horribly overpriced car. In fact, I won't even show it to you until you make me a serious offer.

If you're lucky I'll respond to your inquiry and let you smell my poo poo. Want photos? gently caress you.

PS: You owe me money by even reading this ad and making me waste my time by writing it. :colbert:



What the hell is it with BMW owners and test drives? I was considering a 318is with a rebuilt motor but the guy refused to let anyone test drive it, he would only drive you around in it.

Tongsy
Aug 22, 2007

adamj1982 posted:

~~~~2004 Subaru Impreza WRX Sti~~~~~ - $2900

http://chillicothe.craigslist.org/ctd/2180135892.html

What??

Scam.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Crustashio posted:

What the hell is it with BMW owners and test drives? I was considering a 318is with a rebuilt motor but the guy refused to let anyone test drive it, he would only drive you around in it.
:wtc:

Be with you during the test drive, I can certainly understand that. But not even let you drive it with you next to him? I'd laugh in his face.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Crustashio posted:

What the hell is it with BMW owners and test drives? I was considering a 318is with a rebuilt motor but the guy refused to let anyone test drive it, he would only drive you around in it.

I wonder how many of the people with bad/unfriendly ads are being forced to sell their cars and are trying to sabotage the effort. Of course they probably are just stupid/pricks but hey, wishful thinking.

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001

Ineptus Mechanicus posted:

I wonder how many of the people with bad/unfriendly ads are being forced to sell their cars and are trying to sabotage the effort. Of course they probably are just stupid/pricks but hey, wishful thinking.

I was looking in the window of 635i with a for sale sign in the back in a grocery parking lot when the owner approached me from behind.


Without me even speaking he said "Don't even ask for a test drive unless you have $10k in your pocket as a security deposit".


Ok.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Otacon posted:

Even if it is an unpaved lot, I don't see any road.

I'm pretty sure that's a road in the background. Also, that isn't a 360 degree panorama, there could be roads all over the place. for that matter, I've lived on roads that looked like the spot where the thing is parked.

What point are you trying to make? He isn't jumping it off the top of a sand dune or anything like that.

Kill-9
Aug 2, 2004

You've got the cutest little baby face...
That poor poor Range Rover.

This isn't Iceland. Way to make the truck too fat to fit down many trails you gomer. Also, if they're 'easy fixes' why the gently caress don't you fix it before selling it?

Tongsy
Aug 22, 2007
Free car with purchase of tires!

Riller
Jun 16, 2008
Custom Studabomination


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It hurts my eyes just to look at that thing!

edit:

Also a 1979 Chevy Luv to go with that old Datsun pickup from a few pages back:

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/cto/2179899387.html

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Jared592
Jan 23, 2003
JARED NUMBERS: BACK IN ACTION
Somehow I've never ever seen or heard of the Chevy LUV before this moment.

Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

Jared592 posted:

Somehow I've never ever seen or heard of the Chevy LUV before this moment.

Seriously? One of the greatest little trucks EVER, I'd love to have a mint Luv.

Toucan Sam
Sep 2, 2000
I had a Chevy Luv and i would really like to buy another one for a daily driver. Slower than snot but i'd always thought about putting a newer 4cyl in one to daily drive. Mine was the Mikado trim package, i still have the badge around here somewhere.

Toucan Sam fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Jan 27, 2011

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Jared592 posted:

Somehow I've never ever seen or heard of the Chevy LUV before this moment.
Strangely enough Australia also got them in limited numbers.

Pretty well they were rebadged Isuzu utes/pickups from the 70s.

madattheinternet
May 8, 2004

PLEASE STOP! PLEASE!

Tongsy posted:

Free car with purchase of tires!



Sounds more like "$300 tires with the disposal of a car with a lein on it!"

Kill-9
Aug 2, 2004

You've got the cutest little baby face...

You Am I posted:

Strangely enough Australia also got them in limited numbers.

Pretty well they were rebadged Isuzu utes/pickups from the 70s.

My first truck was an Isuzu P'up which is what Isuzu called the Luv after Chevy stopped selling them. I loved the hell out of that little 4x4. Mine was what they called the 'Space Cab'. I think it was the first compact truck with rear seating. They had a very distinctive raised roof to give the rear passengers headroom.

I think it was sold in Australia as the Holden Rodeo.

Mine looked exactly like this but was a 4x4. I traded it in after 150,000 miles and zero repairs in '91 on a Amigo.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
No worries, you can just get another one:

Isuzu pup show truck@@@@@ hydraulic - $5200


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UnkleBoB
Jul 24, 2000

Beginner's Version, Copyright,
1991 - Please Copy and Distribute
To keep the theme going -

1976 Chevy LUV


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trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh
I don't know if these are good prices or not, but I do know I like the both of them.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ctd/2172570363.html

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ctd/2172566498.html



INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.

trouser chili posted:

I don't know if these are good prices or not, but I do know I like the both of them.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ctd/2172570363.html

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ctd/2172566498.html





I think that's a bit high for the TR-6, not sure about the other one. One interesting thing is that while helping restore my dad's 1952 MG TD, we found out that the company kept no records of the color that they put on a particular car. There are correct colors for the years, but no individual records. He's going to repaint from an almost aggie maroon (almost certainly not the original color) to BRG with tan leather and burlwood dash. Once he paints the thing I'll get a project thread done.

eddiewalker
Apr 28, 2004

Arrrr ye landlubber

Mr-Spain posted:

I think that's a bit high for the TR-6, not sure about the other one. One interesting thing is that while helping restore my dad's 1952 MG TD, we found out that the company kept no records of the color that they put on a particular car. There are correct colors for the years, but no individual records. He's going to repaint from an almost aggie maroon (almost certainly not the original color) to BRG with tan leather and burlwood dash. Once he paints the thing I'll get a project thread done.

Early MGs didn't even have consistent colors day to day. Old timers say that the Abingdon factory was notorious for just tossing whatever leftover paint they had on hand into the mix.

Especially after the war when the company had a lot of military colors on hand, the red on car built one day would look radically different from the red on one built a week later.

HarmB
Jun 19, 2006



http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/2185232665.html

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Some assembly required.

TrueChaos
Nov 14, 2006




trouser chili posted:

I don't know if these are good prices or not, but I do know I like the both of them.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ctd/2172570363.html

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ctd/2172566498.html





The TR6 might be a little high, but if its actually rust free and in good running condition (which, from the pictures, it looks like) its probably worth it. I know up in :canada: the TR6 would go for that easy, if not more.

And I would do dirty, dirty things for either car.

Commodore 64
Apr 2, 2007

The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel that was orange
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/mcy/2184343365.html

I've been looking for a bike for a while. Called, got Rob and hung up when I asked for the VIN. Definitely gold here.


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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

280ZX CHUMP CAR
http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1983-Datsun-Z-Series-Hatchback-W0QQAdIdZ257282258

quote:

1983 280 ZX is our failed attempt at a Chump Car. This car is to rusty to be licensed, but runs and drives like a champ. What you are buying is a Motor, trans, diff, suspension, wheels and tires. Just had a tuneup and has a K&N air cleaner.
If you want a field beater this car will roust sod till the cows come home. We believe this car is capable of one amazing movie style bridge jump, or what ever!

$195.00 firm Call 403 609 1767 or 403 688 9980

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Sonic587
Jan 14, 2008
http://omaha.craigslist.org/cto/2187783358.html

quote:

2001 Honda Civic LX 2 Door Coupe
- LAMBO DOORS!!!!
- Custom black with silver flake paint job (done 8/2010)
- Brand New Hid Healight Kit (blue)
- Chrome 18" rims w/ like new low profile tires
- 90,000 miles, clean & clear car title
- Alarm system with control & chip activated ignition key
- Aftermarket speakers & tweeters
- Yes I'll say it again LAMBO DOORS drat IT!!!!!!

$7500

NO LOW OFFERS. YOU WILL BE LAUGHED AT.

Don't even think about lowballing this guy. He WILL laugh at you.

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