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http://www.otakubooty.com Weeaboo dating available from the safe confines of your basement. Perusing the various profiles finds you cosplayers, hideous buttertrolls, and other various jokes of humanity. This guy, for example, is a prime specimen of shouty, constipated masculinity.
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So I have a potential candidate for ALOD:The Iran Politics Club, the website for thinking Iranians. It has such content as http://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/nazi-girls3/index.htm and more!
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Pretty neat site, though I'd hate to seem like I'm picking on Iranians...
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http://www.billpet.com/home.html Need your pet cremated?
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Burnin Yinky posted:http://rachidna.deviantart.com/ I don't think individual art sites get picked. Shame, though.
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Yeah, sorry, I'd like to avoid doing deviantart sites, etc. It'd honestly be a whole other thing if she had a tripod site or something (do they still have those?) One of the bummer things about myspace/deviantart/etc. is that they all work as templates, which means the fun of "look at this broken mind try to design a thing" is gone.
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/ultimate-surrender-wrestling.php Thought it was kind of funny how this very generic porn site got featured in a place normally reserved for Pokemon face sitting galleries. Next update: "PornTube.com - a place where people masturbate to videos of actors in sexual situations. WHAT THE gently caress INTERNET, NOW I NEED BRAIN BLEACH."
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Raymondo Person posted:http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/ultimate-surrender-wrestling.php Thought it was kind of funny how this very generic porn site got featured in a place normally reserved for Pokemon face sitting galleries. yeah, that was definitely one of the tamer sites we've been sent. i guess i was just pretty amused by the incongruous appearance of the live studio audience. like, the content was standard sex-wrestling or whatever, but those weren't the people i'd expect to show up for the spectacle. but don't worry, there are like 4,795 Pokemon face-sitting galleries laying in wait.
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Well the audience thing did get a chuckle out of me in all honesty. I just found the basic idea kind of silly.
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Are you into furries? do you need a good sneezing to get your motor going? well look no further! http://sneezefurs.org/ http://sneezefurs.org/index.php?topic=283.0 What is your favorite part of the sneeze? The rest writes itself
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Have a ghost? Call TRAMPS. http://www.trampsparanormalinvestigations.com/ lovely-looking websites about ghost hunting are probably old hat, but embedding four or five different songs in the same page is a new one on me. http://www.trampsparanormalinvestigations.com/blog.html
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Hey, thanks for using my link! I was pleasantly surprised when I viewed my RSS feeds today  I guess I will have to throw another into the pot while I'm here: http://mcrorie.net/ Forgot if this was done already, but it doesn't look like it. This one man band always looks so awkward and I laugh every time I watch his promo video. It sounds like he has a midi track backing him, too, which doesn't help.
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http://insomnia.ac/ Pretty old horrible video game writing site that has been discussed and mocked here several times and some people are most likely already sick of it being brought up, but I still say it deserves an Awful Link in spite of it all. Most of the writers are part of the same insufferable HARDCORE GAMER crowd you'd find on the No Mutants Allowed forums (which was coincidentally a past ALoD) and their pretentiousness alone would probably be enough to warrant a feature, but Icycalm/Alex Kierkegaard, the admin and lead writer, is what makes this site uniquely terrible. Icycalm is a middle aged man who looks like this http://misc.insomnia.ac/random/icycalm.jpg and without a hint of self distance says things like quote:But let's make an important distinction here: Doukutsu Monogatari is a doujin game, not an indie one -- if this distinction seems pedantic to you, hold on to your bile while I explain why I am making it. A doujin game is indeed, roughly speaking, a Japanese indie game -- but this little word, "Japanese", makes a world of difference. The thing about his writing is that even when he has a somewhat reasonable premise that you might even potentially agree with (in this case the meaning of "role-playing"), his pompous, cartoonishly pretentious writing style (he randomly quotes and references Nietzche every five sentences for no apparent or even vaguely sane reason) would make you want to punch him in the face even if he was writing an article about how murdering babies is wrong. It doesn't help when his subject matter is utterly offensive and disgusting to begin with: http://insomnia.ac/commentary/cocksucking_videogameland/ quote:The solution to the riddle that woman has always been for man is childbirth. The sexes are distinguished by many other minor differences, but this is the most important, the most fundamental one. Thus man's primeval instinct is for war, whilst woman's for childbearing. With this insight in one's mind there's no sexually conditioned problem one cannot solve. The reason, therefore, that men are so easily seduced by virtual worlds whereas women are generally indifferent towards them (and in fact usually fail to even see the point in them), is because man's vital function, war, can be just as easily performed in virtual worlds as in the real one (and in fact even more easily there), whereas woman's vital function, childbirth, cannot be performed in them at all -- thus spoke Zarathustra. -- This is why they have always looked down on videogames with at best a certain toleration, at worst outright contempt, and this is why they cannot ultimately follow where we are going. -- That is all. -- And since I started with Nietzsche, who was an expert on women, who knew all there was to know about them -- all that a man needs to know, at any rate -- I'll end with him as well: He also bans people on his forums for making as much as a small typo and typically responds to criticism like so: some random person who registered his forum posted:You are too high and mighty for your own good, icycalm. Is it because you enjoy the anonymity of the Internet? Knowing there is almost no consequence to all of this? Or, is it because you didn't you get enough love from mommy? You don't have to answer. I won't be around for it. icycalm posted:WHAT ANONYMITY YOU loving DUMB SON OF A BITCH! MY loving NAME IS PASTED ALL OVER THIS loving WEBSITE FOR gently caress'S SAKE! And again http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?t=3021 Icycalm posted:His email address is kivetoruk@yahoo.com. Feel free to sign him up to any number of scat-porn or child pornography mailing lists. I bet he will learn more about the world from such images than from all the rubbish scribblings he has so far been filling his brain with. http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?p=11522#11522 quote:As for the original question -- "What did the worthwhile philosophers have to say about physics?". Well, physics is a branch of philosophy. So of course they studied it a great deal and, contrary to what people like Feynman or Hawking thought, knew all about it. The problems begin when physicists, who are only aware of this one tiny branch of philosophy, turn around and try to pretend that physics "explains everything" and that therefore all the other branches of philosophy, and ultimately philosophy itself, of which these people are completely ignorant ("vulgarly" ignorant, as Shopenhauer said) are superfluous. At that point you just have to lol. There is really no other response to the idiots -- any kind of idiots. It's either concentration camps or lols. If you are not able to do the former, you simply accept that fact and do the latter quote:You do not understand what I mean by "intelligence". Stephen Hawking is in no way intelligent in my use of the word -- he is in fact quite stupid. It's funny how, whenever the subject of intelligence is raised, people always mention some "clumsy empiricist" as an example of an intelligent person. Never a philosopher! Never a Montaigne or a Spinoza or a Baudrillard! It's always some little dude who mucks about in a dark room for three decades with half a dozen little equations. He shuffles them around for a while and then eventually, finally comes up with a new one! And that's what people mean by "intelligence" quote:But we must pass beyond that, if we want to make sense of the phenomenon of videogames. We must catch up, intellectually speaking, with the times in which we are living. And the times in which we are living are times in which morality has been thoroughly exposed for the pack of lies that it is. It is only analysis rooted on this fact that can provide answers. Only by accepting the "glamour of the accursed share", the "Satanic power of Evil", in Baudrillard's hilarious terminology, can anyone make sense of the world(s) in which we are living -- both the "real" and the virtual ones. It's either that or Leigh Alexander and her kind. There are no other options. edit: OH MY GOD I can't believe I forgot his best line ever: quote:I don't know what you mean by "outbreak". I was just being my usual self. Raymondo Person fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Oct 21, 2010 |
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drat, dude. I'll do that one, if only because of your remarkable amount of effort. Also, if anyone wants to re-recommend stuff that hasn't been done yet, feel free to do so. I've only been writing this for a little while, and I don't have a ton of time to pour into looking through this thread. Just try not to give me something I can't work with without repeating myself. e: Oh man, your link doesn't seem to be working for me. That sucks. Sidenote, something I discovered: http://www.insomni.ac
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Hmm, it seems to work now. Maybe their site was done for a bit? And yeah those are an awful lot of words about an angry guy who writes about videogames. He just seemed worth sperging over for a bit since he's the perfect embodiment of nearly every internet stereotype I've ever enjoyed making fun of. Raymondo Person fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Oct 23, 2010 |
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P78M posted:Hey, thanks for using my link! I was pleasantly surprised when I viewed my RSS feeds today I lawled, I wonder if that's a midi track or him with his "feet drums" either way hilarious, awkward, and genious. He must have 5 personalities in there to keep track of all those instruments.
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This isn't a full website, but it is a really horrifying Youtube profile. I came across it by reading a comment of his about not raping a dog in a completely unrelated video about the Tea Party. http://www.youtube.com/user/Dogsneedpleasuretoo
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 GET SOME the Blog Site that praises, the worthy, and trashes the Child Cocks of modern time quote:So, this web site- if you haven’t already guessed- is going to be about humans with prestige. That’s right; men and women with know-how and also have the “Get Some” attitude. If you trash your girls best friend- and you’re loving proud of it- then say it. Call her loving name out, and make her look like an rear end in a top hat, and the same goes for women; If you bang one of the best looking dudes you know and you just so happen to be married to a loving bum…Oh well- sucks for him- Advertise that poo poo right here all over the loving world wide web. This site is not for sissy boy Fagots or soft, kind hearted Winnie the Poo Bitches…This site is for real mother fuckers doing real rear end poo poo and not being ashamed about it. I will flame every fagot I see in public on this website. If you look like a gently caress wad, I’m taking your picture and letting you loving have it. I’m tired of all those self help homo websites dedicated to the fat, ugly 9-5 corporate, cock sucking, work force of America. This site is designed for the better off; Simply put, its our loving turn again. Just like middle school you loving losers; No one ever forgot that you were a fagot and trust me, no one ever will. GET SOME Well bro, you know if you belong in this site or not. Check these posts: Fat bitches = No Tiny Outfits!! Stackhouse’s Top 5, Smutiest, Sexiest PornStars, of the last Decade Dear Camel Jockey Terrorists, I Hate All Of You Goat-loving Coward-Cocks And Hope You Die….But If You Insist On Trying To Blow poo poo Up, At Least Consider PENN-DOT As A Possible Target Plus you can support your local bro, step your shoe game up, snatch up some free movies and poo poo, even more. Regards:  ps: gently caress this fagot SA site, get on the real comedy action
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Showbiz Pizza Forum. I thought it would be cool to see where I could get my hands on some old Showbiz or Chuck E Cheese's merchandise from my past on a nostalgia trip, but instead I get this. http://www.showbizpizzaforum.com/showthread.php?5749-New-Orleans-Showbiz-General-Degualle And this (My classmate is dead)..... I don't know which one is loving more strange. http://www.showbizpizzaforum.com/showthread.php?5244-My-classmate-is-dead.&highlight=my+classmate+is+dead Also lots of furries, plushophiles and autistic man children. I should have known better. I should have known... SploogeDood84 fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Dec 3, 2010 |
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e: repost, but I stand by it http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/ quote:A Domestic Discipline (DD) marriage is one in which one partner is given authority over the other, and has the means to back up that authority, usually by spanking. The application and practise of DD in each marriage is as unique as the individuals who make up that marriage. There is no "One Ring of Power" in the Domestic Discipline world, to which all DD couples must bow; no singular path to "true DD enlightenment". Some highlights: http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/men_made_em_do_it.html quote:A recurrent theme among feminist is that *men made women rebel*. Largely ignored is that men in legislatures first actually gave women the vote and then to granted them equal rights in other areas of life. Equality was supposed to improve the world. Not surprisingly, *women's liberation* failed to live up to its promises. http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/onesize.html quote:Erotic spankings usually administered by the hand to the bared buttocks. Voluntary nudity and enthusiastic submission are not uncommon. These episodes are more about play than about pain, although depending on the desire of the participants, there may be quite a bit of play *and* pain. Still, in the scheme of things, they serve a useful purpose because vaginal lubrication signals the first stage of female submission to male prerogatives. That is why it is often the gateway to discovering the virtues of *domestic discipline*. quote:*Proper* spankings are valuable because, especially early in the marriage, the woman begins incorporating the *lesson* as a guide to her future behavior. That is why they are often considered to be useful for *maintenance spankings*. At the same time, effect of a *proper* spankings is often limited to the potential for embarrassment. Thus, *bare bottom corner time* sometimes follows the administration. quote:Still, most women actually prefer to be spanked harder than men often realize. It is not the spanking they crave so much as the release they experience. That said, the above categories can serve as a useful guide. (I especially love the vaginal lubrication non-sequitur) The obligatory/masturbatory bullshit testimonials: http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/inthismoment.html quote:I ask him "Honey are you still angry with me?" It isn't until he pulls me close & whispers "No, I never was, I am just fearful of losing you." that the gravity of the situation hits me. http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/kalis_story.html quote:Then one night in bed, while making pillow talk, I said something playfully sassy and he playfully swatted my rear. That "playfulness" continued for a while and I noticed him really watching for my response. I kept the mood lite and continued my "submissive in all things" attitude. Then, I watched my marriage change slowly, day by day, into an amazingly deep and fulfilling love. One like I have never experienced before, and had never even seen before in any of my friend's or family's relationships (even the ones who had been together for 25+ years). hackbunny fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Dec 8, 2010 |
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A giant Geocities text porn site written by Contains all sorts of pornographic gems such as the following that I can only assume poured from the mind of a pornstar with a lit degree: quote:Big bed bumping beside boxer's balled bereft. Bobby's beloved bride If I had to guess I would say that the author really wants to gently caress Bobby.
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hackbunny posted:I know I've seen this somewhere else, but I can't put my finger on where. I've been doing a lot of forums lately, and while they can certainly be funny, they're also kind of tiring and time consuming. I feel like the Weekend Web does these things a lot better than I can, since I'm not going to do a full, two page writeup unless something really, really inspiring comes my way.
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Oh Spank me....spank me harder...spank me because I forgot to do the dishes and left my metro card at home This thing we do You can call it domestic discipline, rules, structure, or getting your needs met. This is a non-judgmental forum for adults who use some form of external discipline in their lives. http://www.thisthingwedo.com/forum/ Simply put this is BDSM but in perspective of it being related explicitly to the husband or wife (most likely the wife) screwing up and being flogged, spanked and mouth soaped...BDSM I have no problem with but in this context something just seems off. Example This morning my hoh called me to come to him & said I did something very bad and it was worse than driving too fast. It turns out I left my electric hair straightener/curler turned on for 3 days in a row. It was on the brick hearth but a tennis shoe was right next to it when he found it. Plus he found my keys left in the door when he come home very late last night. And two days ago I had accidentally erased a recorded show that i assumed he had finished seeing. My HOH is very annoyed and angry about this fire hazard and i am dreading what will come this evening. :grr_top: He also said I will be getting plenty of time to think on it afterwards with a red bottom-- meaning a long cornertime that i hate. HOH's--what would your SO get for this type of carelessness? carrie (ashamed and redfaced over what i did) or another example Two days ago, she and I had a fight. It was largely my fault, I got a bit funny over an iPod. And some other thing. There were four things in total, and they weren't as light as I just made them out to be. I was feeling really guilty that evening, so I took it upon myself to sleep on the floor. I didn't ask GD beforehand, and I should have. I now realise that this is a massive challenge to her authority, as well as being clearly against the rules. I am so sorry I did this. It is up to her to discipline me, and I am not under any circumstances to do it myself. As punishment, I was given 2 minutes in a cold shower. In the middle of winter. It was very hard to take, and I only managed to do it by getting in first and then turning on the water. I absolutely hate cold showers. They're diabolical, and I'm sure I didn't stay as still as I should have. But, I did spin round, and I did stay in for the full two minutes (once I finally managed to get in, that is). I am a very sorry girl. Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Dec 13, 2010 |
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Yes hello. Anyone here recall our good friend Dan Lirette? If not, check the SAclopedia (and Encyclopedia Dramatica once we get the page restored) to catch up and then have a look at our friend's website here: http://danteksolutions.com/ Of special note are the "Custom Website" and "Portfolio" pages, where all his clients get the same site with slightly different colors and a different font. Also of note is the liberal use of center tags, everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I miss our pal Dan, and now I'm glad I've found him again.
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My God, how you haven't done this one yet shocks me. To be fair, the internet is a big and putrid place, but this deserves special mention for concept if you ask me. Without further ado, M.A.P.S.U: Mother Against Peeing Standing Up. http://www.mapsu.org/ You can buy a t-shirt from them too! 
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I know it's shocking when I don't spend my free time looking up terrible things on the internet, especially when I frequently get e-mails linking me to them anyway, but the best part of your post actually happened two and a half years ago, in June 2008: http://static.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/mothers-peeing-standing.php 
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efoodsdirect.comquote:Hello, eFoods Direct wants everyone to have food that tastes better than home cooking. They have radio commercials too. Never before have I seen the business model of gently caress YOU DON'T BUY OUR PRODUCT. Brolita fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Dec 18, 2010 |
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Ken loving Burns posted:I know it's shocking when I don't spend my free time looking up terrible things on the internet, especially when I frequently get e-mails linking me to them anyway, but the best part of your post actually happened two and a half years ago, in June 2008: Whaaaaat And I thought I had such a good find, too. 
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The South Butt! http://www.shop.thesouthbutt.net/ At first glance it looks like it's a cheesy template website for Chinese knockoff crap. They make no reference to their name or why "Butt" is in it. "Never Stop Relaxing." -THE SOUTH BUTT
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It's a joke, playing off being as much the opposite of "The North Face" as possible.
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God I remember in college you were hot poo poo if you were wearing northface. I'm sure there have been parodies since then, but it still feels good to say: It's about loving time those northface yuppie homos got made fun of.
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Haha yeah, about time the internet made fun of those squares! e: gay squares. Triangles?
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I submit you this bizzare and poorly designed website http://www.moonsisters.org/ Which at first seems like your run of the mill Weeaboo geocities fansite until you stumble upon sections such as this http://moonsisters.org/moonsisters/Gallery/0mygoodness!YAY!!/3EmoAndGoth.htm
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Thanks, I'll definitely take a closer look at this. It's pretty hilariously insane. PM me if you can if you want "thanks" credits, or e-mail me (my e-mail is on every ALOD from the past two months or so).
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Not 100% sure if this is a site per se, but I had tears in my eyes from laughing at people's posts on the Harvard University facebook page. Example 
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vxskud posted:I submit you this bizzare and poorly designed website Holy poo poo I think I just went back in time! Angelfire much? If you enjoy sites like http://www.moonsisters.org/, you will love this!!!!
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You should write about this guy's website: He seems to be a really nice and normal guy...  plus, he is looking for a fiancé:quote:The author of the book End of Gospel, and of some mathematical articles searches for a woman which would agree with main ideas of that book. http://endofgospel.org/marriage.html
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Are you insecure about your tiny dick? Maybe you're too lazy to exercise and you'd rather just make your penis growth outpace your stomach expansion? Do you sometimes feel like you just wanna pull at your penis so hard that you break blood vessels? Then PENIS GYM is for you! http://www.pegym.com/ A whole website for guys who think they can't get laid because gosh darn, they only have 5 inches.
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sushisentry posted:You should write about this guy's website: This is pretty funny, but you also pointed out pretty much everything funny in it. Maybe one of these days I'll try to make a collection of things like this and just do two or three in one update. change my name posted:Are you insecure about your tiny dick? Maybe you're too lazy to exercise and you'd rather just make your penis growth outpace your stomach expansion? Do you sometimes feel like you just wanna pull at your penis so hard that you break blood vessels? Then PENIS GYM is for you! http://www.pegym.com/ This one definitely has potential. Unfortunately, it also definitely has the potential of making me look at dudes' stretched out dicks for hours on end, I fear.
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Ken loving Burns posted:This one definitely has potential. Unfortunately, it also definitely has the potential of making me look at dudes' stretched out dicks for hours on end, I fear. Okay and the downside is...?
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