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Bobfromsales posted:This is a reference to Pulp Fiction if anyone didn't know. The part of Pulp Fiction that it was referencing was itself a reference to La Femme Nikita. And that's why the notes about nothing were such a genius idea. Also Kevyn posted:What's the joke? I'm guessing something to do with actual nazis? MINT WIZARD fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Jan 18, 2011 |
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safety dan posted:The part of Pulp Fiction that it was referencing was itself a reference to La Femme Nikita. Clearly I need to watch my Seinfeld DVDs again 
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safety dan posted:The part of Pulp Fiction that it was referencing was itself a reference to La Femme Nikita. I later knew the original reference but I thought this referenced Point Of No Return which was the American remake of La Femme Nikita. In that movie Harvey Kitel plays "The Cleaner" who covers up a botched hit job just like his character "The Wolf" in Pulp Fiction.
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Jan 18, 2011 05:26
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Like you didn't call me... A PHONY!!!
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neoboman posted:Like you didn't call me... A PHONY!!! Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!
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Jan 19, 2011 17:47
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You've had your buffer zone for long enough... It's my time to live, baby!!
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Jan 19, 2011 23:58
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Jerry: How can you do this? George: Jerry, let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage. Huh? There was a guy that worked at the Yankees-- no arms! He got more work done than I did, made more money, had a wife, a family, drove a better car than I did. Jerry: He drove a car with no arms? George: Alright I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true. He hated me anyway! Jerry: Do you know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?
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Bonzo posted:I later knew the original reference but I thought this referenced Point Of No Return which was the American remake of La Femme Nikita. In that movie Harvey Kitel plays "The Cleaner" who covers up a botched hit job just like his character "The Wolf" in Pulp Fiction. Huh for some reason I always remembered that movie being called 'The Cleaner'
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El Negocio posted:Jerry: How can you do this? I had a job where I was trained by a guy with no arms. He had an apparatus bolted onto his steering wheel that let him attach his prosthetic to it. Come to think of it, he made more money, had a wife, a family, a better car, and I'm pretty sure he hated me. Man it sucks when I can relate to George.
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JERRY: (Jerry gets up and walk to these persons) Uh... Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice you offered her a piece of your pie. WOMAN 1: That's right. JERRY: And you waved it away. WOMAN 2: Right. JERRY: Did you give her a reason? WOMAN 2: Yes, I was full. JERRY: You were full. So you gave a reason. You didn't just shake your head. WOMAN 2: No, I'm not a psycho.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki6u2wcqt6A Well, you already said spite so...
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These pretzels.... ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
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Jan 25, 2011 01:28
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Top of the muffin TO YOUUUUU!!!
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Jan 25, 2011 02:40
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Don't get too obscure, guys.
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Jan 25, 2011 02:41
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capnpayne posted:Don't get too obscure, guys. Yeah, next thing people will be saying that they like De Soto....
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Jan 25, 2011 02:43
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capnpayne posted:Don't get too obscure, guys. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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Jan 25, 2011 03:43
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capnpayne posted:Don't get too obscure, guys. I'm out!!!!
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah, next thing people will be saying that they like De Soto.... the third guy?
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So, she's taking about her panties, so, uh.. So, I said, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"
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Ehud posted:So, she's taking about her panties, so, uh.. So, I said, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?" The best part of this whole exchange is when Jerry whispers to George and he squirts the ketchup. Gets me everytime.
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Jan 25, 2011 20:38
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Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!
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Poor little Pinkus.
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BrandNew posted:The best part of this whole exchange is when Jerry whispers to George and he squirts the ketchup. Gets me everytime. I love how ANGRY George gets demanding to know what the hell "the panties your mother laid out for you" even means, and Jerry's exasperated,"I don't know!" Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Jan 25, 2011 |
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Jerusalem posted:I love how ANGRY George gets demanding to know what the hell "the panties your mother laid out for you" even means, and Jerry's exasperated,"I don't know!" He doesn't really get that angry as much as he is baffled by it. His reaction to Jerry first saying it is just disbelief and also pretty great.
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GEORGE: In these matters you never do what your instincts tell you. Always, ALWAYS do the opposite. JERRY: This is how you operate? GEORGE: Yeah, I wish. - "The Seinfeld Chronicles" 
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Oh no, Ponce de Leon is sold out...
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neoboman posted:Oh no, Ponce de Leon is sold out... When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek? ... I lost it
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Jan 26, 2011 05:41
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"Why don't you just say the name of the movie"
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Ungratek posted:"Why don't you just say the name of the movie" "Why don't you just tell the me the quote you want to remember?"
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Well, I haven't seen it referenced here yet, and I've never seen it on TBS or any other network that carries reruns, so I'm only going off my memory of watching the original airing... Wasn't there an episode where Kramer transformed his apartment into two separate levels? As in, gave it an upstairs and downstairs? I remember laughing my rear end off as a teenager watching it. It must be one of the later seasons. Anyone who watched the DVDs recently want to help me out? Also, did anyone else think it somewhat odd that Jerry very likely has some illegitimate children (or at the least has caused an abortion/adoption)? The episode referenced a few pages ago, The Set Up, George asks Jerry if he ever got anyone pregnant and Jerry responds that that information is "classified." But Jerry sounds surprised George has never "slipped one past the goalie" which makes it seem like something that he has done himself. Of course, the episode ends with Kramer yelling that he may have gotten someone pregnant, but I don't think that gets mentioned again either. Finally, I once got up and left my high school english class after making a particularly funny joke. George was an inspiration to us all!
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Eclipse12 posted:Well, I haven't seen it referenced here yet, and I've never seen it on TBS or any other network that carries reruns, so I'm only going off my memory of watching the original airing... You're probably thinking of The Pony Remark. Kramer talks about transforming his apartment to have "levels" but he doesn't go through with it.
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Eclipse12 posted:Well, I haven't seen it referenced here yet, and I've never seen it on TBS or any other network that carries reruns, so I'm only going off my memory of watching the original airing... Dont know the episode, but Im sure someone else will. Oh no, its not that I dont think you can, I know you cant, and Im positive that you wont.
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Cage posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQyXeLSL0II That seems like the premise, but I swear it happened in the show, and a later season. The problem being that with an 8-9 foot ceiling he only had about 4 feet to stand up. Now I'm questioning my whole existence.
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Eclipse12 posted:That seems like the premise, but I swear it happened in the show, and a later season. The problem being that with an 8-9 foot ceiling he only had about 4 feet to stand up. Now I'm questioning my whole existence. This just sounds like some fantastic fever dream you had.
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Eclipse12 posted:That seems like the premise, but I swear it happened in the show, and a later season. The problem being that with an 8-9 foot ceiling he only had about 4 feet to stand up. Now I'm questioning my whole existence. Maybe you're thinking of the Merv Griffin set.
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Eclipse12 posted:That seems like the premise, but I swear it happened in the show, and a later season. The problem being that with an 8-9 foot ceiling he only had about 4 feet to stand up. Now I'm questioning my whole existence. That did not happen on Seinfeld.
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I'm hoping this isn't a repost, because this is simply amazing. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945934
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^^^^ I never get tired of those.tk posted:That did not happen on Seinfeld. Eclipse12 is gettin' upset! Although that actually makes more sense, because it explains why I've never seen it since or heard it referenced. Eclipse12 fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Jan 26, 2011 |
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You double-dipped the chip!
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