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Dudebro
Jan 1, 2010
I :fap: TO UNDERAGE GYMNASTS


Yes, something good to watch again on Friday nights (or Saturday mornings for some of us). Bill Maher is back with a new season of Real Time.

Season 8 "recap", but mostly just a strange music video mash up thing.

Episode 198: January 14th season 9 premiere's guests:

Elizabeth Warren: Assistant to the President and Special Advisor to the Secretary of the Treasury on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau

James Carville: Liberal pundit
Mike Murphy: Conservative pundit
Chrystia Freeland: Global Editor-at-large for Thomson Reuters

Martin Short: Actor, comedian, SNL alum

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Bill Maher was on Jay Leno on Jauary 11th where his most noted comments were on the 2nd amendmant and guns.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/12/bill-maher-leno-nra-gun_n_807914.html

As usual, Maher gets a little excited and says something silly like changing the name of the NRA to "The Assassin's Lobby". TAL just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Grojlach
May 16, 2002
And here's a season preview with 8 minutes worth of new jokes:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/bill-maher-exclusive-footage_n_807728.html

cheap sunglasses
Mar 22, 2002

by Ozma
Carville's super ornery tonight.


CAJUN STYLE!

Dudebro
Jan 1, 2010
I :fap: TO UNDERAGE GYMNASTS
That was a pretty good episode. The most Canada talk I've heard in an episode too (forgot that Short is a Canadian). Carville is a bit too much for me. I think he's making good points, but it comes out as crazy babble.

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010
Any showepisode with Elizabeth Warren is a good thing to me.

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
New item for my bucket list: punch Steve Moore in the face. God, I can't stand that talking-point spouting douchebag...

cheap sunglasses
Mar 22, 2002

by Ozma
He certainly loves to interrupt other people.

bronin
Oct 15, 2009

use it or throw it away

richardfun posted:

New item for my bucket list: punch Steve Moore in the face. God, I can't stand that talking-point spouting douchebag...

I've never seen this guy before, but oh my god what a loving tool. While you punch him in his stupid face let me kick him in the balls.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

cheap sunglasses posted:

He certainly loves to interrupt other people.

Jesus when he was going at it with Maddow I just wanted someone to come out and tell him to shut the gently caress up.

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

bronin posted:

I've never seen this guy before, but oh my god what a loving tool. While you punch him in his stupid face let me kick him in the balls.

He's actually been on Real Time quite a few times and every single time, he is this big of a dick.

ExiledTinkerer
Nov 4, 2009
The...quality...of "right" guests has really gotten much worse in this last season or so. I think this is the first time a panelist had to go as far as getting out of the blasted chair to get a word in.

If Maher is having such a hard time finding "established people on the right" to come on, just dial them down period until they can simmer down a tad and bring on fringe characters of different stripes in their place---people that can at least avoid the interruption barrage of this Moore guy so much of the ep isn't just a cacophony of yelling from all sides.

Dudebro
Jan 1, 2010
I :fap: TO UNDERAGE GYMNASTS
That first interview felt a bit strange. Maybe they're just really familiar with each other so there were no formalities. And I still don't know what Russell's book is about.

Next week: D.L. Hughley, Rep. Jack Kingston (R-GA), Ex-Canadian PM Kim Campbell :canada: , conservative journalist Will Cain.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

I want to kick this Georgia politician in the face for hours on end.

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
God, Kingston is a loving moron.

And props to Hughley for saying:"You're making me feel good about my GED." Although, following it up by saying you don't believes in evolution puts him squarely in the moron camp with Kingston.

Komojo
Jun 30, 2007

Yeah, that was pretty embarrassing to watch. It's okay, though. Next week he's going to make up for it by having Neil deGrasse Tyson on the show. :dance:

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

Komojo posted:

Yeah, that was pretty embarrassing to watch. It's okay, though. Next week he's going to make up for it by having Neil deGrasse Tyson on the show. :dance:

Tyson is great! I hope he's actually on the panel.

Korak
Nov 29, 2007
TV FACIST

richardfun posted:

Tyson is great! I hope he's actually on the panel.
Maher complaining about NASA's budget and goals or "Why would I want these shitheads to live forever?" is really going to put a damper on the greatness that is Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Dudebro
Jan 1, 2010
I :fap: TO UNDERAGE GYMNASTS
Man, Kim Campbell laid the smackdown. I thought she wasn't going to say much, but finished strong :canada:

fidgit
Apr 27, 2002

And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless.

Dudebro posted:

Man, Kim Campbell laid the smackdown. I thought she wasn't going to say much, but finished strong :canada:

Yup. I was losing interest in the episode until she started dropping knowledge.

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.

Korak posted:

Maher complaining about NASA's budget and goals or "Why would I want these shitheads to live forever?" is really going to put a damper on the greatness that is Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

If there is anyone I want to see tear into Maher for his anti-science bullshit, it's Tyson. We're talking about someone who deals with ignorance constantly through public panels.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


It seems like he's been avoiding the antiscience stuff recently (going back into the latter part of the last season) and he listed NASA as a good thing about the US in the last episode. Maybe he's learned.

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


NASA has plenty of bad things about it that are worth complaining about.

They're also the most badass at :science: so comparatively speaking nobody should (or often does) care.

edit: Also, that line "Your meal costs less than gum." about the Taco Bell fiasco made me laugh.

Sankara fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Jan 31, 2011

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
I love Kim Campbell :canada:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
So no one has anything to say about the latest episode? I thought it was kind of uncomfortable. Bill Maher's interview with the (gorgeous) Egyptian reporter lady who's name I forget right now had a kind of uncomfortable moment in the middle, and I was a bit disappointed that Anthony Weiner really didn't say much of substance, since I usually like hearing him debate things. Weiner would have been much better suited on a panel with two republicans.

cheap sunglasses
Mar 22, 2002

by Ozma
Yeah Mona Eltahawy's been all over the place the past couple weeks with good info, but Bill trying to paint the Muslim Brotherhood as part of the shadowy Islamist cabal really fell flat and made him look like a fool. Then again there hasn't yet been any American who has said anything worth listening to about the Egypt thing, because we don't know poo poo about poo poo.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Bill really seems to go out of his way to poo poo on Islam. I'm an atheist too, and there's a ton of things about Islam I don't like, but somehow Bill Maher just sounds like a douche when he talks about it. Maybe it's his face or something...

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Jesus Christ, Cornel West is the most charismatic and smooth human being I have ever watched speak. Every single thing he says, no matter how unimportant, is just delivered like poetry :allears:

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
God, I really can't stand Huffington (even though I think the website is a pretty good news aggregator).

And yes, West is a warrior poet!

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010
Cornel West makes any show better! If there's one thing I can thank Maher for it's introducing me to him. Also a decade after it even matters I'm starting to like Matthew Perry.

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

Radio Nowhere posted:

Cornel West makes any show better! If there's one thing I can thank Maher for it's introducing me to him. Also a decade after it even matters I'm starting to like Matthew Perry.

I was thinking the same thing about Perry. He was way funnier than he ever was on Friends. I'm almost tempted to give his new show a try...

RevBabyKiller
Aug 2, 2000

All that buys you is a little more pain than most
The anti-porn new rule was pretty weak. Didn't even pick the low lying fruit of people getting too fat to be sexy or mention that it being easier to just jerk-off might not be entirely the dude's fault. Really though it just seemed like a generic stand-up bit with no teeth or commentary on anything even remotely pertinent

The episode was still made great by West though, guy has a gift for word play and oration

FearOfABlackKnob
Nov 5, 2008

by Ozma
Cornel West is loving amazing.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I don't always agree with Cornel West but he is one of the best guests ever on these kinds of shows.

Need him, Neil Degrasse Tyson, and a fired-up Anthony Wiener all at the same time.

Spaticus
Feb 26, 2007

Understanding what thread you're in is futile the monkey said as it double-clicked the report button.
Cornel West never fails. He did great last night.

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006

Grand Fromage posted:

I don't always agree with Cornel West but he is one of the best guests ever on these kinds of shows.

Need him, Neil Degrasse Tyson, and a fired-up Anthony Wiener all at the same time.

I loved Cornel West because of how crazy he seems (even though I know how intelligent he us), and I love Tyson on Nova but Tyson's appearance on Maher's show was just filled with too many awkward moments of silence for 3-4 seconds.

Lil PP
Apr 1, 2010

hi my name is billy smith. whatchuwan? the police hav orders 4 u 2 cum ovr 2 mi house if ur a hot guy lookin 2 smoke some weed nkd nd j/o 2 the best of 90's nick. do u have what it takes? i guess we'll FIGURE IT OUT (must not b shy about being slimd or listenin 2 dubstep/flashbulb, pm if interested)
So, was anyone else distracted by Norah O'Donnell's laugh during New Rules? Probably funnier than the segment itself.

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

Lil PP posted:

So, was anyone else distracted by Norah O'Donnell's laugh during New Rules? Probably funnier than the segment itself.

Yeah, she was really screeching during this episode.

Dudebro
Jan 1, 2010
I :fap: TO UNDERAGE GYMNASTS
She has crazy eyes, seriously. And the producer loved cutting to her randomly too.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
This episode flowed better than last week, but yeah the final new rule was pretty weak. I guess they wanted to make it love-themed since Valentine's Day is coming up.

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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




RevBabyKiller posted:

The anti-porn new rule was pretty weak. Didn't even pick the low lying fruit of people getting too fat to be sexy or mention that it being easier to just jerk-off might not be entirely the dude's fault. Really though it just seemed like a generic stand-up bit with no teeth or commentary on anything even remotely pertinent


Especially since every other show he goes on about how he'll never get married and jokes about how miserable married people are and blah blah and now all of a sudden its "please have sex with your wife. :qq: "

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