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Do one of George crying to Susan, begging for a postponement.
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I'm a joke maker.
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Feb 3, 2011 19:16
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Relayer posted:I'm a joke maker.
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Feb 3, 2011 20:56
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Robnoxious posted:..I saw your act. Well, to be honest, it just didn't make it for me. It's just so much fluff. I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do. The can is round, the mug is round, they aught to call it round-tine!
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Feb 3, 2011 21:02
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Feb 3, 2011 21:07
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Robnoxious posted:..I saw your act. Well, to be honest, it just didn't make it for me. It's just so much fluff. I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do. You're a cashier! Her phone message is one of the funniest things in the entirety of the series.
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Feb 3, 2011 21:58
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DrBouvenstein posted:The can is round, the mug is round, they aught to call it round-tine! Roundtine... that's GOLD Jerry.. GOLD!
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Feb 3, 2011 22:06
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Furnace posted:This post is the best post. Kramer is a pro.
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Feb 3, 2011 22:08
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hall n oates mom posted:Here's a GIF that no one's asked for that's one of my favorite little moments. At Festivus dinner in "The Strike", where Kramer unexpectedly invites Gwen Twoface and in the process stymies Jerry. He exclaims "It's a Festivus miracle!!" to which Jerry immediately responds by shooting silent, furious eyedaggers across the table, which startle Kramer visibly. I would enjoy this small, lesser-seen sequence of events in portable image format! 
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Feb 3, 2011 22:13
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bruckner posted:Do one of George in bed with the risotto girl disappointed that he didn't pleasure her. That's Dr. Cuddy to you.
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Feb 3, 2011 22:45
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Konec Hry posted:Ooohhh, it's no picnic.
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Feb 3, 2011 22:53
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Konec Hry posted:I love that even here you can see Jerry struggling not to smile.
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Feb 4, 2011 00:32
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Poque posted:You're a cashier! Jerry... have you ever taken a bath in the dark? If I'm not talking into the soap right now, call me back...
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Flippinlikebirds posted:Hey, what about a hearing aid? Am I fearing AIDS? Oh, yeah sure, who isn't. But you know you gotta live your life. I set you assholes up for this line, but no one took the bait. Anyway it's one of my favorites.
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Feb 4, 2011 00:43
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The Monarch posted:I love that even here you can see Jerry struggling not to smile. I love when they're working on their show for NBC, the execs are standing around complaining about how Jerry can't act for poo poo.
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Feb 4, 2011 01:06
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TBS just had 2 episodes on that I've either never seen or have very little recollection of (George arguing with someone about a parking spot, then Jerry taking Kramer's keys back). I'v watched the show mostly through syndication (the last season and a half I watched live), this makes me wonder how many episodes I haven't seen. I guess I just assumed I saw them all. One of these days I'm going to have to get the DVDs and do a complete rewatch. e: Also, I love watching things from the 90s that are completely problems that could be solved by having cellphones.
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Feb 4, 2011 01:48
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Cellphones have ruined the creative magic of television/movies. I mean just look at all the poo poo Dexter gets when it tries to use them (rightfully so because it's so laughable, but still). No one's going to be willing to suspend belief these days to watch a show without phones. The Yada Yada had a telling line I found funny: Elaine: What are you talking about? That marriage ended six months ago. She's already remarried. Jerry: I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything! I just binged through the whole series and there were only a couple of eps I had never seen: Jerry getting stuck watching the old guy's dog, George's risque photo shoot, Kramer going back to work at the bagel place and the Puerto Rican day parade. There might have been a handful more but I was surprised at how many I had seen in only watching reruns intermittently on late night throughout the past decade.
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Feb 4, 2011 01:54
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feedmyleg posted:TBS just had 2 episodes on that I've either never seen or have very little recollection of (George arguing with someone about a parking spot, then Jerry taking Kramer's keys back). I'v watched the show mostly through syndication (the last season and a half I watched live), this makes me wonder how many episodes I haven't seen. I guess I just assumed I saw them all. One of these days I'm going to have to get the DVDs and do a complete rewatch. I'm watching the keys on TBS right now, I never noticed that Kramer has a pretty bloody knee in the scene where he's roller skating. I wonder if notes about nothing has anything on that.
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mints posted:I'm watching the keys on TBS right now, I never noticed that Kramer has a pretty bloody knee in the scene where he's roller skating. I wonder if notes about nothing has anything on that.
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For a gif request I'd love one of Estelle and George walking in on Kramer and Frank testing out the Bro.
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Apparently the Seinfelds' are too good for us. I shouldn't say anything bad about your uh, your partner. No no you know, we're not partners. I'm only getting twenty-five percent. Twenty-five percent? It was your idea. Ya I know. You're doing all the leg work. That's right... He's ripping you off! You're right, he's ripping me off! If anybody should be getting more it's you. He's ripping me off! Well don't let him take advantage of you like that. YAHH!!
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Feb 6, 2011 02:54
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Jack Bandit posted:For a gif request I'd love one of Estelle and George walking in on Kramer and Frank testing out the Bro. ...... MANZIER!  P.S - Bro is clearly the superior name.
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Feb 6, 2011 03:44
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Jerusalem posted:...... MANZIER! It's too ethnic.
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Feb 6, 2011 04:33
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Boner Magnet posted:It's too ethnic. WHO!?! WHO THINKS THAT "BRO" IS TOO ETHNIC!?!  
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Feb 6, 2011 04:36
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Speaking of The Doorman episode I remember reading that Larry Miller (the doorman) was a possible candidate for playing George. That would have been strange.
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Jack Bandit posted:Speaking of The Doorman episode I remember reading that Larry Miller (the doorman) was a possible candidate for playing George. That would have been strange.
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Feb 6, 2011 06:11
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Jerusalem posted:...... MANZIER! Manssiere 
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Feb 6, 2011 06:44
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SERENITY NOW!
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Everyone remembers serenity now, but the thing that kills me every time I watch that episode is Estelle screaming at the top of her lungs from inside the house.
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Bobfromsales posted:Everyone remembers serenity now, but the thing that kills me every time I watch that episode is Estelle screaming at the top of her lungs from inside the house. Doesn't she straight up deliberately drive her car into the garage and right over all of Frank's computers at the end of the episode as well?
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Feb 6, 2011 08:28
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I love George's attempt to sell a computer. "HELLO, WANT TO BUY A COMPUTER!? NO, WHY NOT? ALRIGHT I SEE, GOOD ANSWER."
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Feb 6, 2011 09:53
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I have no idea how he ever succeeded in the real estate business those first few seasons.
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Feb 6, 2011 10:19
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pyromance posted:I have no idea how he ever succeeded in the real estate business those first few seasons. I always think about when he was unemployed and Jerry did the routine about how nobody worked harder in an effort to remain unemployed, and he deserved a vacation for it. I have to imagine his years in Real Estate involved desperate scrambling to cover his rear end, fake interest from imaginary buyers, hopping onto the tail-end of sales and generally just being a horrible human being.
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Feb 6, 2011 10:41
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Bobfromsales posted:Everyone remembers serenity now, but the thing that kills me every time I watch that episode is Estelle screaming at the top of her lungs from inside the house. YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!
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This is probably my favorite scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmZq3GVagQo
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Jerusalem posted:I love when they're working on their show for NBC, the execs are standing around complaining about how Jerry can't act for poo poo. Because he's my butler!
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Feb 7, 2011 05:55
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Frank is insane. In what world is "Manssiere" a better name than "Bro"
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Riptor posted:Frank is insane. In what world is "Manssiere" a better name than "Bro" Pretty sure you're the insane one here buddy!
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Riptor posted:Frank is insane. In what world is "Manssiere" a better name than "Bro" One where you aren't trying to sell to frat bros. pyromance posted:I have no idea how he ever succeeded in the real estate business those first few seasons. He was a real estate agent in Manhattan. How hard can that really be?
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