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Captain Charisma posted:Mark Sanchez's homeland is Mexico as much as my homeland is France So you're a SOCIALIST? I am kind of torn. It sucks the dumb girl's life is gonna be ruined because she's a stupid kid even if she did it to herself, but at the same time, why's it 'news' in the TMZ/gossipy sense when a another star athlete gets a new girl, but this shouldn't be? I personally don't care about that poo poo normally, but the bar is already set. The Deadspin vs Jets thing on the headline is so loving retarded. I don't get why the company is inserting itself in there. also, it was a pre-SB rerun, but Peter King was on Real Sports for a profile. He is such a dork. They touched on how much he is read, and how much people hate him at the same time. They also had him reading stuff on twitter, and he read in the most dorky voice possible some guy's tweet about how he's smoking a blunt and reading the MMQB. He gave the tackiest old white man response too, ending with dude or something. The rest of the show was interesting though. They profiled NFLers who pissed away millions, and then had a story about the rise of the 300lbs+ linemen. I didn't know Norman Hand died THE MACHO MAN fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Feb 10, 2011 |
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Very Fake Bleacher Report (http://twitter.com/veryfakeBR) solicited articles from its followers, so I sent one in... http://fakebleacherreport.tumblr.com/post/3218889183/slidshow-25-reasons-why-you-should-let-me-write-for I feel it's representative of what an actual submission letter to Bleacher Report would look like.
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The Goog posted:I feel it's representative of what an actual submission letter to Bleacher Report would look like. This one's pretty good too http://fakebleacherreport.tumblr.com/post/3228507964/mlb-offseason-awards
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# ? Feb 11, 2011 05:43 |
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How similar are Kevin Durant and my son? seriously, who the gently caress greenlit this column idea in the first place?
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nasboat posted:How similar are Kevin Durant and my son? The real shame is that everywhere else I've seen pieces on Durant, he genuinely does come off as likable, hard-working and funny. ESPN got him this sit-down and he wasted it entirely on a stupid gimmick that tells you nothing and isn't particularly interesting.
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# ? Feb 11, 2011 07:38 |
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God it must be great to be Rick Reilly. poo poo out a column roughly half the length of anything any other ESPN writer comes up with once a week, act smug on camera once in a while, make five million dollars a year.
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# ? Feb 11, 2011 07:40 |
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ryborg posted:This one's pretty good too The dude who wrote this loving owns
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# ? Feb 11, 2011 07:47 |
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Hey let's combine everything terrible that's been mentioned on this page in one column http://bleacherreport.com/articles/348986-rick-reilly-should-apologize-to-me
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Groucho Marxist posted:The dude who wrote this loving owns I wonder if we'll ever meet this mysterious man
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ryborg posted:Hey let's combine everything terrible that's been mentioned on this page in one column holy hell how bad do you have to be to unsuccessfully critique/troll reilly? that fruit's so low-hanging it's a tuber.
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ryborg posted:Hey let's combine everything terrible that's been mentioned on this page in one column hahhaha wow
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# ? Feb 11, 2011 15:20 |
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Someone decides to dig into the Favre on Dancing With the Stars rumors and see how they started. It's pretty funny to see how pathetic the sports media is. http://www.quickish.com/articles/brett-favre-on-dancing-with-the-stars-no-not-even-a-rumor
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The Chris Henry thing is still the greatest troll in the history of the sports media just because it exposed how loving retarded and lazy beat writers are jokes on us nothing changed and they're even lazier
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Hey look at this steaming pile of poo poo http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1102/alex.rodriguez.worst.moments/content.1.html vvv I'm open to that possibility stuart scott fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Feb 14, 2011 |
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stuart scott irl posted:Hey look at this steaming pile of poo poo http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1102/alex.rodriguez.worst.moments/content.1.html i'm undecided, that may in fact be so lazy and stupid that it owns
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stuart scott irl posted:Hey look at this steaming pile of poo poo http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1102/alex.rodriguez.worst.moments/content.1.html
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:i'm undecided, that may in fact be so lazy and stupid that it owns This owns because there's like 4 instances of "lol A-Rod is dating someone, how EMBARRASSING!"
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:i'm undecided, that may in fact be so lazy and stupid that it owns It owns because that is a Bleacher Report slideshow
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# ? Feb 14, 2011 23:32 |
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Groucho Marxist posted:It owns because that is a Bleacher Report slideshow This picture almost makes the whole stupid thing worth it
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 00:03 |
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gardenald posted:This picture almost makes the whole stupid thing worth it That's not even the best ARod centaur picture Also, haven't there been numerous stories posted about how ARod has man-boobs or something and how his nickname in the Rangers' clubhouse was something to that effect? In light of that I do not think any of these centaur pictures are realistic.
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 06:08 |
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There was a thing about how his nickname was "bitch-tits" but given how ripped he is it's like lol your pecs are massive rather than the traditional fatty manboobs. Also how is the pop-up an embarrassing moment for A-Rod, did they intend to put that in an "A-Rod's most ownage moments" slideshow?
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Tender Bender posted:There was a thing about how his nickname was "bitch-tits" but given how ripped he is it's like lol your pecs are massive rather than the traditional fatty manboobs. Bitch tits are also a side effect of steroid usage, which is where I'd heard the term http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia#Classification - Pure Glandular.
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Tender Bender posted:Also how is the pop-up an embarrassing moment for A-Rod, did they intend to put that in an "A-Rod's most ownage moments" slideshow? A-Rod really doesn't get enough credit for how awesome of a troll he is. He literally stepped on a mound one time and the pitcher lost his poo poo. Where's that shooing away gif?
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The broken bones posted:A-Rod really doesn't get enough credit for how awesome of a troll he is. He literally stepped on a mound one time and the pitcher lost his poo poo. Yeah, that was really only embarrassing for the whiny pitcher the centaur thing is so, so hilarious though
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The broken bones posted:A-Rod really doesn't get enough credit for how awesome of a troll he is. He literally stepped on a mound one time and the pitcher lost his poo poo. Getting rich, loving Madonna, under a portrait of yourself as a half-man half-horse mythical beast.
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 16:46 |
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loving Kate Hudson: totally embarrassing!
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 16:54 |
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really the only thing there is probably doing steroids and the slap, with maybe a slight argument for the popup thing grand scheme of things, arod still owns
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 16:57 |
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I wish Cameron Diaz would feed me popcorn. Or I'd get to gently caress Kate Hudson. Or I'd get to make $600+M via baseball. A-Rod owns. The glove-slap + 2007 world series free agency announcement + steroids were kind of embarrassing but still.
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leokitty posted:loving Kate Hudson: totally embarrassing! Sportsdome should do a recurring sketch where A-Rod does completely awesome things and gets "caught" and he's all embarrassed and everyone laughs at him.
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 17:59 |
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Deadspin got a hold of the Cowherd sitcom pilot script. Dear lord is it bad http://deadspin.com/5759988
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 19:19 |
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I cannot and will not read that
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 19:40 |
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come on guys this is gold NICK: Is she kidding with that t-shirt? "Keeping it Real?" There's nothing real in that shirt! (laugh track) MEGAN: Nick, it's time to move on. She's had the new boobs for a year. NICK: I swear, I think they're still expanding. (laugh track) MEGAN: You would know. The way you were staring at them. (raucous applause, audience goes nuts)
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 20:01 |
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It's like retarded Inception, where I'm laughing at someone thinking that someone would laugh at that.
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 20:04 |
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If they cast Brad Garrett as a foil to Cowherd I could see it working.
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 20:15 |
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That post highlights how terrible their new article layouts are.
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 20:41 |
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leokitty posted:That post highlights how terrible their new article layouts are. I came in here to say this.
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# ? Feb 15, 2011 20:51 |
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leokitty posted:That post highlights how terrible their new article layouts are. You'd think they would have noticed this would be an issue when they were building it, considering their ads end up breaking articles half of the time anyway.
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ryborg posted:come on guys this is gold I'm thoroughly convinced I could sell a script for a TV show, provided I hit myself over the head with a piece of rebar for about six hours.
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# ? Feb 16, 2011 00:55 |
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The pop-up deserves inclusion because it ended with him doing the "hold me back" routine against Gemstone Josh Towers.
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http://www.suntimes.com/sports/telander/3807409-452/telander-brain-against-the-machines.html Click the link to read a fascinating Rick Telander article that starts by talking about boxing and ends with a conflict between mankind and robots.
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