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fenix down posted:Am I crazy, or did I just read this entire thread? ::chewing gum:: You read the entire thread, ninety-eight pages? Yeah, right. Yeah, I buy that, teach. An image to start the new page on the right foot. 
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I bought the series boxset and just recently finished watching the whole shebang. I'd only seen about half the episodes before, so it was glorious. My favorite three episodes are The Dealership, The Big Salad, and The Pool Guy.
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Feb 21, 2011 19:55
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Now if, in fact, this mechanic was eating a Fifth Avenue bar as he claims, wouldn't you agree he would have no problem picking one out from a candy lineup? I spent the last hour preparing ten candy bars with no wrappers or identification of any kind for him to select from. Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities. And so, without further ado, I give you... the candy lineup.
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Feb 21, 2011 20:21
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It took you an hour?
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Feb 21, 2011 20:35
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Nougat? Please. I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie. So, let’s not say things that we both know are COMPLETE FABRICATIONS!!!
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Feb 21, 2011 20:55
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A NICKLE!
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Feb 21, 2011 21:14
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Hey, Willie, look, FREE CANDAY!
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Feb 21, 2011 21:30
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Hipster_Doofus posted:This is the same actor whose character did this 14 episodes later: This is why I always sit in the exit row on planes. So that in an emergency, the Costanza inside me does not reveal itself.
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Feb 21, 2011 22:11
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fenix down posted:I bought the series boxset and just recently finished watching the whole shebang. I'd only seen about half the episodes before, so it was glorious. Seinfeld is one show that it is absolutely impossible for me to name my favorite episodes from. I can tell you episodes that weren't quite as good as others, but it's just to hard to pick favorites.
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Feb 21, 2011 22:18
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It's a Twix! They're ALL Twix! It was a setup! A setup, I tell ya, and you've robbed it! You've all SCREWED ME AGAIN! TWIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!!
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Feb 22, 2011 01:15
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My favorite episode is The Race. Kramer as Santa, Mickey as an elf, Elaine dating the commie, Jerry dating Lois and the Superman theme throughout with the perfect climax... Every quote from Kramer about communism is hilarious. quote:KID: I want a racing car set. quote:KRAMER: Each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.
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Feb 22, 2011 03:27
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Wait, is Twix actually the only candy with the cookie crunch? I find that hard to believe.
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Feb 22, 2011 03:35
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Ehud posted:My favorite episode is The Race. Kramer as Santa, Mickey as an elf, Elaine dating the commie, Jerry dating Lois and the Superman theme throughout with the perfect climax... You didn't even include my favorite: "I didn't realize it was such a sensitive issue." "Communism, you didn't realize Communism was a sensitive issue? What do you think has been going on in the world for the past 60 years?!"
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Feb 22, 2011 03:52
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User-Friendly posted:Wait, is Twix actually the only candy with the cookie crunch? I find that hard to believe. I'm pretty sure Twix is the only candy bar with cookie as a major ingredient. Most others use nuts or wafer for their crunch.
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Feb 22, 2011 23:22
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User-Friendly posted:Wait, is Twix actually the only candy with the cookie crunch? I find that hard to believe. They ALL have swirling chocolate in the commercial!
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Feb 22, 2011 23:32
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potee posted:They ALL have swirling chocolate in the commercial! Not Skittles!
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Feb 23, 2011 00:05
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The Dealership is by far my favorite episode. I always find something new every time I see it.
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Feb 23, 2011 00:07
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To this day, it still confuses me as to why George didn't eat one of the Twixes he had gathered while putting together that entire setup. It makes no sense.
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Feb 23, 2011 01:40
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WITNESS THE POWER! posted:To this day, it still confuses me as to why George didn't eat one of the Twixes he had gathered while putting together that entire setup. It makes no sense. It's the principle of it dammit, sure he could go buy more twixes but it was all about the mechanic lying to him.
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Feb 23, 2011 02:07
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piratepilates posted:It's the principle of it dammit, sure he could go buy more twixes but it was all about the mechanic lying to him. But the whole thing with that Twix being so special was that it was George's last bit of change, wasn't it? I remember him bugging Jerry for a buck that ended up not working, and crawling on the floor looking for dropped change.
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Feb 23, 2011 02:45
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Look he wasn't being unreasonable, all he wanted is for the mechanic to admit he lied, apologize, and be fired.
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Feb 23, 2011 03:09
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The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my mother.
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Feb 23, 2011 09:44
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Not trolling honest, but I always thought The Dealership was one of the worst episodes, beside's Kramer's story the whole thing is pretty thin on laughs imo. For me it's all about The Pen, The Sniffing Accountant or The Boyfriend.
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Feb 23, 2011 19:28
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Speaking of The Boyfriend, did anyone watch that Mets game last year where they got Jerry in the booth for a little while? They kept trying to talk to him about the show and all Jerry wanted to do was commentary on the game that was going on.
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Feb 23, 2011 23:30
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So did TBS stop playing Seinfeld episodes? They used to play two back to back starting at 5pm my time (MST) and for the past two days it has been King of Queens instead.... WHY
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Feb 24, 2011 01:30
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ironlung posted:So did TBS stop playing Seinfeld episodes? They used to play two back to back starting at 5pm my time (MST) and for the past two days it has been King of Queens instead.... WHY I'm on the east coast, and they used to play two at 7 and 7:30 but now it's just one episode at 6. I'm disappointed as well.
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Feb 24, 2011 02:11
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Which episode is it when some woman breaks up with Jerry and says, "You're not a real man," to which he replies, "Oh yeah? Then what is that sports coat doing in my closet?" - or something to that effect.
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Feb 24, 2011 05:24
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Doghouse posted:Which episode is it when some woman breaks up with Jerry and says, "You're not a real man," to which he replies, "Oh yeah? Then what is that sports coat doing in my closet?" - or something to that effect. The Suicide
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Feb 24, 2011 05:37
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As far as disses on Jerry go the best was probably "You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian."
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Feb 24, 2011 07:47
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"You think they have fleas there, don't you?" "No, I..." "Yes you do, Biff!" The Biff joke is my favourite callback gag and Costanza burn.
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Feb 24, 2011 08:11
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:As far as disses on Jerry go the best was probably "You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian." I always liked Marlene in the Ex-Girlfriend MARLENE: Well, to be honest, it just didn't make it for me. It's just so much fluff. Her delivery of the whole bit makes me laugh, but that line there is the one that really gets me.
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Feb 24, 2011 08:18
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"I'm sorry the card says MOOPS!"
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Feb 24, 2011 09:06
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Invis posted:"I'm sorry the card says MOOPS!" Out of all the lines in the show this is the one that I if read/hear/think it I'll immediately laugh out loud no matter what.
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Feb 24, 2011 14:08
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:As far as disses on Jerry go the best was probably "You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian."
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Feb 24, 2011 15:54
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I don't know what the title quote is from  I have failed
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Feb 25, 2011 20:45
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myron_cope posted:I don't know what the title quote is from
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Flobbster posted:It's a Twix! They're ALL Twix! It was a setup! A setup, I tell ya, and you've robbed it! You've all SCREWED ME AGAIN! Is it just a coincidence that the imgur URL says BruAN?.... Lloyd....
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mints posted:I always liked Marlene in the Ex-Girlfriend "You're a cashier!" I love that exchange.
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TBS really hosed up my nightly schedule of watching back to back Seinfeld at 7. Now I'm forced to recreating Seinfeld with my M&M and Power ranger playset. "I really think the M&M should be you."
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Has anyone heard Seinfeld's recent stand-up act? He's going to be in town during April and I'm wondering if it's worth going to see.
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