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I'm kind of disappointed that the thread title isn't Uncle Leo related.
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Wow, 10 months, 100 pages, the same 12 boxes of cereal, and millions and millions of dollars. We made a lot of new friends, shared a lot of laughs, mostly on the expense of others, and slept with…well, who's counting? Anyway, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61aQCQy5e6M
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Feb 26, 2011 09:15
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fenix down posted:If you can put on pants, then you can park cars! All I want to know is, WHO IS PUTTING ON YOUR PANTS? I just didn't want to get into a big dispute about the pants. ...maybe I can call my father...
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Feb 26, 2011 09:21
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...so if you like to tell jokes, and love to make people laugh, stand-up comedy may be the career for you.
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Feb 26, 2011 17:04
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...I wrote a twenty minute bit about how homework stinks...
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Feb 26, 2011 17:40
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Haha, Jerry's "what's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home!" "BOOOOOO" Always cracks me up. I love that episode.
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Feb 26, 2011 18:04
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Mathematically I had to do it.
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Feb 26, 2011 19:18
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Of course. Absolute Zero!
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Feb 26, 2011 20:30
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safety dan posted:...I wrote a twenty minute bit about how homework stinks... I like how the principal forces him to march along with the rest of the kids, single file, when the fire alarm goes off.
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Feb 26, 2011 21:19
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ironlung posted:So did TBS stop playing Seinfeld episodes? They used to play two back to back starting at 5pm my time (MST) and for the past two days it has been King of Queens instead.... WHY No kidding. And not only that but a local station used to show an episode at the same time so I was able to choose which one I wanted to watch. They have now replaced it with Two and a Half Men  Meaning, I don't think there is any Seinfeld on TV here anymore. It's nice to have all the episodes on DVD but I love coming home from work and turning on a random nugget.
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Feb 27, 2011 18:43
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I don't like watching Seinfeld on TV because of all the stuff they cut out. You know it's sweet stuff, man, just air it!
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Feb 27, 2011 18:46
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for some reason thinking of "where did the chinese learn to cook like that?!?!" is making me crack up right now. Well, I just cooked chinese food. also: esteele: "george is getting married!!!" frank: "with a woman?!?!" susan: "I love your son very much" esteele: "you do? really?? May I ask why?!?!?!" bruckner fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Feb 28, 2011 |
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Feb 27, 2011 23:55
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How could you not love George? He's the best. I'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU FOR THREE DAYS AND NOW YOU'RE ALL SCREWING ME!
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Feb 28, 2011 00:46
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The Infamous Shane posted:Of course. This makes me laugh every single time. And Elaine's "I don't know no Portuguese."
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Feb 28, 2011 08:23
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Did this get posted already? Swedish (?) parody of Seinfeld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE_WXM93WdU
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Feb 28, 2011 15:17
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fenix down posted:Did this get posted already? Swedish (?) parody of Seinfeld. Men don't like the kangaroo, they only care about the women!  I don't get it.
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Feb 28, 2011 15:27
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Maybe someone can help me. I'm thinking of this incident with Elane, in which shes supposed to market this ridiculous product for Peterman and she's really struggling with it. Then, finally, she gets it in some manner related to the episode? It's also different than The Urban Sombrero.
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Feb 28, 2011 18:28
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Koppite posted:Maybe someone can help me. I'm thinking of this incident with Elane, in which shes supposed to market this ridiculous product for Peterman and she's really struggling with it. Then, finally, she gets it in some manner related to the episode? It's also different than The Urban Sombrero. Elaine: Ohhh, I'm exhausted. I've been on this street a thousand times! It's never looked so strange! The faces...so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless...a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches...my heart aches...but my feet (stops to look at her feet) ...my feet are resilient! (a big smile grows in her face, as she thinks...) Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my... HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES!!! (lifting her arms up in the air, in ecstasy, as she says...) Yes! It's from "The Hot Tub"
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Feb 28, 2011 18:37
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ChairMaster posted:Elaine: Ohhh, I'm exhausted. I've been on this street a thousand times! It's never looked so strange! The faces...so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless...a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches...my heart aches...but my feet (stops to look at her feet) ...my feet are resilient! (a big smile grows in her face, as she thinks...) Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my... HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES!!! (lifting her arms up in the air, in ecstasy, as she says...) Yes!
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Feb 28, 2011 18:39
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ChairMaster posted:Elaine: Ohhh, I'm exhausted. I've been on this street a thousand times! It's never looked so strange! The faces...so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless...a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches...my heart aches...but my feet (stops to look at her feet) ...my feet are resilient! (a big smile grows in her face, as she thinks...) Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my... HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES!!! (lifting her arms up in the air, in ecstasy, as she says...) Yes! Thanks!
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Feb 28, 2011 18:41
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Chicolini posted:This makes me laugh every single time. And Elaine's "I don't know no Portuguese." ...I don't get it.. 
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Mar 1, 2011 01:19
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DrBouvenstein posted:...I don't get it.. I think that ep was espousing the theory that lack of sex (sex is the garbageman of the female brain) was making her stupid at the same time lack of sex was making George a genius. Plus she works in publishing so her communication breakdown is double funny or something. Sorry for breaking the joke.
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Mar 1, 2011 02:46
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quote:Jerry: To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid.
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Mar 1, 2011 03:05
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ChairMaster posted:Elaine: Ohhh, I'm exhausted. I've been on this street a thousand times! It's never looked so strange! The faces...so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless...a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches...my heart aches...but my feet (stops to look at her feet) ...my feet are resilient! (a big smile grows in her face, as she thinks...) Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my... HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES!!! (lifting her arms up in the air, in ecstasy, as she says...) Yes! This is one of my favorite moments in the show because you get to watch Elaine slowly and slowly drift away until she is as far away as possible from any form of compassion for another human being.
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Mar 1, 2011 04:48
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"All names sound strange the first time you hear 'em. What, you telling me people loved the name Blanche the first time they heard it?" He's got a point.
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Mar 1, 2011 09:04
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fenix down posted:Did this get posted already? Swedish (?) parody of Seinfeld. not sure what is happening in this video but it is somehow hilarious.
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Mar 3, 2011 08:56
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:I think that ep was espousing the theory that lack of sex (sex is the garbageman of the female brain) was making her stupid at the same time lack of sex was making George a genius. Oh, I get it, I was just (mis)quoting Elaine's line.
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Mar 4, 2011 18:09
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I want an animated .gif of the bar mitzfah boy grabbing and kissing Elaine. I'M A MAN! *flex*
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Mar 4, 2011 18:21
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Turpitude posted:I want an animated .gif of the bar mitzfah boy grabbing and kissing Elaine.
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Mar 4, 2011 18:26
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Dang it! My boxset from the December Amazon sale has 2 season 3 disc 3s and I'm missing season 5 disc 3. Serenity never.
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Mar 4, 2011 18:28
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Every time I see the Dr. Reston episodes, I get weirded out that he's not Lance Henricksen.
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Mar 5, 2011 07:58
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penismightier posted:Every time I see the Dr. Reston episodes, I get weirded out that he's not Lance Henricksen. He's better. He's the Canadian Lance Henriksen: Stephen McHattie.
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Mar 5, 2011 08:59
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fenix down posted:...we have the same taste in movies... I-I'm very flattered that...you found me attractive enough to...lunge at me...
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Mar 5, 2011 14:43
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Turpitude posted:I want an animated .gif of the bar mitzfah boy grabbing and kissing Elaine. Bookie: You make a lot of man friends. You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.
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Mar 5, 2011 22:00
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I hate the Drake.
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Mar 9, 2011 23:39
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ZoDiAC_ posted:I hate the Drake. I hate the Sein.
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Mar 9, 2011 23:41
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L.E. Cheetah posted:I was going through the seinfeld inside look things on youtube and I got to the one about "The Bet", the only episode that never got shot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oeze0ZPOBz0). Jason Alexander mentions that there's one other episode that he wishes never got shot. Does anyone know which episode he hates? I know this is an old post but I was just watching the DVDs with Notes about Nothing on, and it addressed this. The episode Jason wishes hadn't been shot was The Bris. He didn't like the Moehl's character. "The fact that the Moehl was nervous was funny, the fact that he hated children was not."
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Mar 10, 2011 07:38
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The Moehl is 100% right about people putting their glasses on the EXACT edge of table. Glass deep deep in the carpet.
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Mar 10, 2011 07:44
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Could you send me to a more dangerous neighborhood? I'm dreading walking back to the subway, someone shouldn't crack me over the head and steal my bag, because I'll be lying there and people will spit on me and empty my pockets! I'll be lying in the gutter like a bum, like a dog, like a mutt, like a mongrel, like an ANIMAL!
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Oooooh. Witch-AY Woman.
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