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penismightier posted:Oooooh. Witch-AY Woman. Witchy Woman is okay for you, but I already have a song.
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Now here's the lowdown. Through a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia. And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.
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Turpitude posted:Now here's the lowdown. Through a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia. And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers. Not from the footage I've seen.
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Mar 13, 2011 04:00
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mints posted:Not from the footage I've seen. Jerry's got nothing. Newman's got nothing. You're the only one I know who's got the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin. Now you gotta help me out.
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Mar 13, 2011 04:41
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I know what you're going through. I too once fell under the spell of opium. It was 1979. I was traveling the Yangtzee in search of a Mongolian horsehair vest. I had got to the market after sundown, all of the clothing traders had gone, but a different sort of trader still lurked about. "Just a taste," he said. That was all it took.
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Mar 13, 2011 05:06
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Sean_Miller posted:I know what you're going through. I too once fell under the spell of opium. It was 1979. I was traveling the Yangtzee in search of a Mongolian horsehair vest. I had got to the market after sundown, all of the clothing traders had gone, but a different sort of trader still lurked about. "Just a taste," he said. That was all it took.
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Mar 13, 2011 05:25
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Sean_Miller posted:I know what you're going through. I too once fell under the spell of opium. It was 1979. I was traveling the Yangtzee in search of a Mongolian horsehair vest. I had got to the market after sundown, all of the clothing traders had gone, but a different sort of trader still lurked about. "Just a taste," he said. That was all it took. That's right. White Lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.
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Turpitude posted:Jerry's got nothing. Newman's got nothing. You're the only one I know who's got the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin. Now you gotta help me out. I won't have you turning my office into a den of iniquity!
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Mar 13, 2011 06:51
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The Little Kicks is such a good episode.  A full body dry-heave set to music.
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Mar 14, 2011 02:14
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Slowly plugging away at the whole series for the first time. Between George's birthday woes and Kramer's toe story, The Fire might be my favourite episode yet.
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Mar 14, 2011 22:05
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They kept ringin the bell!!!
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Mar 14, 2011 22:15
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Thought you guys might appreciate this, made it for my friend for her birthday. Huge Seinfeld fan, obviously. Presenting The Fusilli Becca: 
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Red Fructidor posted:Thought you guys might appreciate this, made it for my friend for her birthday. Huge Seinfeld fan, obviously. She better be silly or you used the wrong kind of pasta.
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Mar 16, 2011 04:18
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BrandNew posted:She better be silly or you used the wrong kind of pasta. Please! That's the key!
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Mar 16, 2011 04:33
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Red Fructidor posted:Thought you guys might appreciate this, made it for my friend for her birthday. Huge Seinfeld fan, obviously. Isn't that rotini?
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Mar 16, 2011 04:42
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tk posted:Isn't that rotini? The box said fusilli, and going through google they look interchangeable. Tbh though I have no idea.
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Red Fructidor posted:Tbh though I have no idea. We're living in a society!!
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Red Fructidor posted:The box said fusilli, and going through google they look interchangeable. Tbh though I have no idea. So rotini is called fusilli here and fusilli is called cotelli. Another important life lesson learned from seinfeld. The fusilli jerry in the series was made from rotini though.
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Turpitude posted:We're living in a society!! I was walking around town and had a couple ask me "Where are we?" ......They did not find my response as hilarious as it was on 'Seinfeld.'
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Mar 17, 2011 02:16
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haljordan posted:I was walking around town and had a couple ask me "Where are we?" You know they were on the phone with the POLICE!
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Capt. Sticl posted:You know they were on the phone with the POLICE! Officer, some guy just gave me a wise answer. Love that whole scene: "How can you not know what street we're on?" "...you don't know."
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Mar 17, 2011 08:48
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you're "off bread"
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Mar 25, 2011 02:00
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I'm going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store!
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Mar 30, 2011 09:22
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Just recently, I cut out fructose.
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Mar 30, 2011 12:41
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I haven't had a decent sandwich in thirteen years!
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Mar 30, 2011 14:00
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Chicolini posted:Just recently, I cut out fructose.
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Mar 30, 2011 14:16
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safety dan posted:I haven't had a decent sandwich in thirteen years! ...neither have I.
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Mar 30, 2011 14:44
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I've been watching the later seasons, and I find it funny just how many people the four have either inadvertently killed or put in prison: Susan Kramer's intern Elaine's boyfriend who was mistaken for George from being bald. The "Desperado" guy Fulton laughing to death via Jerry's Superman joke Babu Bhatt There's probably some more I'm forgetting...
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safety dan posted:I haven't had a decent sandwich in thirteen years! "Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them." "Then how did you know you cut it?" "Well - I guess I just assumed..."
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Mar 31, 2011 18:13
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hall n oates mom posted:"Can it cut that thin?" That's the episode where Elaine dreams that she's in bed with George, Jerry and Kramer isn't it? I like how it's implied that the only reason Elaine hangs out with them is because she hates her other friends slightly more than she hates Jerry and co.
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"And how would you characterize his reaction to the news of his fiance's death?" "Restrained jubilation." As much poo poo as the finale gets it had some fantastic one-liners. Also what was the episode where George goes to order more invitations from the same store, the clerk remembers him and flips to the cheap stuff and he immediately raises his hand and flips back towards the more expensive ones?
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Benagain posted:Also what was the episode where George goes to order more invitations from the same store, the clerk remembers him and flips to the cheap stuff and he immediately raises his hand and flips back towards the more expensive ones? "ooh how did the wedding go?" "-shrug- no complaints"
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Benagain posted:Also what was the episode where George goes to order more invitations from the same store, the clerk remembers him and flips to the cheap stuff and he immediately raises his hand and flips back towards the more expensive ones? That was "The Summer of George" episode, where he helps Jerry date Amanda Peet. "Then each of us would only have be like a half man... That sounds about right!"
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"I CAN EAT A WHOLE BLOCK OF CHEESE, JERRY! JUST TAKE A BITE RIGHT OUT OF IT LIKE AN APPLE!" "I'm a little worried that this is what you associate with single life."
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Alhazred posted:That's the episode where Elaine dreams that she's in bed with George, Jerry and Kramer isn't it? I like how it's implied that the only reason Elaine hangs out with them is because she hates her other friends slightly more than she hates Jerry and co.
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Alhazred posted:That's the episode where Elaine dreams that she's in bed with George, Jerry and Kramer isn't it? I like how it's implied that the only reason Elaine hangs out with them is because she hates her other friends slightly more than she hates Jerry and co. Oh, you're getting together with some of your jackass friends?
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Alhazred posted:That's the episode where Elaine dreams that she's in bed with George, Jerry and Kramer isn't it? I like how it's implied that the only reason Elaine hangs out with them is because she hates her other friends slightly more than she hates Jerry and co. I also like how Jerry reveals that he has "back-ups" in case he ever loses/is forced to cut loose one of the group. Or at least one back-up for Elaine, anyway, he insists to George that he doesn't have a back-up for him even though we all know he does.
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Benagain posted:"I CAN EAT A WHOLE BLOCK OF CHEESE, JERRY! JUST TAKE A BITE RIGHT OUT OF IT LIKE AN APPLE!" Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of a bachelor paradise.
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Pretty hot under these lights, eh Seinfeld? Actually I'm quite comfortable.
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Jerusalem posted:I also like how Jerry reveals that he has "back-ups" in case he ever loses/is forced to cut loose one of the group. Or at least one back-up for Elaine, anyway, he insists to George that he doesn't have a back-up for him even though we all know he does. Have you forgotten about the "Summer George" Frankie?
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