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Cracky
Feb 11, 2007

are you one of those guys who likes big fatties and the big fatties have got big fatty dildos in their nose and they barf and they barf and its so gross.
I know Ryder has the best vlog ever, but Raven is certainly competing with him on randomness.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2uPfmGiDhM

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Just a reminder that no matter what anyone says, Vince McMahon is not a genius. Every other booker he's faced just happens to be the dumbest gently caress in the room wherever they go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1k-I0ObnnU&feature=related

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Mar 24, 2011

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

MuonManLaserJab posted:

I really want to see an MMA org that does poo poo like tuxedo matches. How do you decide who's looser though, do you count the STDs?

The first fighter to drive his opponent's corsage pin into his nipple wins.

Pneub fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Mar 24, 2011

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Cracky posted:

I know Ryder has the best vlog ever, but Raven is certainly competing with him on randomness.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2uPfmGiDhM

I wonder if they'll have a cross promotion thing.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Iced Z! My thoughts:

Zack Ryder's dad owns. He is the best dad. :colbert:

DZP vs Catering for MOTY.

Also, Big-O reminds me of a younger Scott Steiner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XccZgiuoyb4

DarkstarIV fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Mar 25, 2011

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

DarkstarIV posted:

Iced Z! My thoughts:

Zack Ryder's dad owns. He is the best dad. :colbert:

DZP vs Catering for MOTY.

Also, Big-O reminds me of a younger Scott Steiner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XccZgiuoyb4

Are you serious, Bro? I mean, Dad...

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

DarkstarIV posted:

Iced Z! My thoughts:

Zack Ryder's dad owns. He is the best dad. :colbert:

DZP vs Catering for MOTY.

Also, Big-O reminds me of a younger Scott Steiner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XccZgiuoyb4

Zack is my new fav wrestler. Guy's just entertaining, as is everyone he gets on.

Give him five min on RAW each week. BOOK IT!

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
In three or four weeks, someone close to Vince will tell him that he absolutely HAS to watch Zack's show.

Two months after that, The Big O will be Intercontinental Champion and Ryder will be fired.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Zack Ryder showing the wrestling world how to use Youtube correctly.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Scott Stanford is amazing.

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

HulkaMatt posted:

Zack Ryder showing the wrestling world how to use Youtube correctly.

This installment is blocked in my country on copyright grounds by Sony, so no he's not. :smithicide:

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

The Goog posted:

In three or four weeks, someone close to Vince will tell him that he absolutely HAS to watch Zack's show.

Two months after that, The Big O will be Intercontinental Champion and Ryder will be fired.

It's sad that this is probably a legitimate thing to worry about if you are a Zack Ryder fan.

DZP vs Catering was an amazing match.

Boregasm
Nov 18, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzk66VwinCc

Here's some pro-wrestling moves done in MMA.

Yes, there is a People's Elbow involved.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Boregasm posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzk66VwinCc

Here's some pro-wrestling moves done in MMA.

Yes, there is a People's Elbow involved.

Oh, God, the ball punches in the last one. :gonk:

Boregasm
Nov 18, 2009

JPrime posted:

Oh, God, the ball punches in the last one. :gonk:

If it makes you feel better, Joe Son (a.k.a. Random Task from the Austin Powers movies) is a convicted rapist.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

JPrime posted:

Oh, God, the ball punches in the last one. :gonk:

Keith Hackney is a master of the world's crappiest martial art so that is pretty much the only effective strike he could throw.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmT7nB5IOwY

Would have been the greatest night in the history of our sport.

Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl

Lone Rogue posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmT7nB5IOwY

Would have been the greatest night in the history of our sport.

Guy Fieri is Jerry's kid too?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I saw the DVD cover posted in the picture thread, but I don't believe the trailer has been posted.

River of Darkness, starring Kurt Angle, Kevin Nash and Sid. In other words, my Wrestlemania pre-show.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Haven't gotten around to watching the show yet (4 1/2 hours!!!) but for those who care: Daichi Hashimotos Pro Wrestling debut against Masahiro Chono is on the internet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FVoIhJxKLE

well dressed hobo
Nov 8, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THk7-gQX0JA

extremely well made compilation with highlights of the old pride days until today. very epic as well.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--X8pAvg3DE

CM Punk hasn't changed one bit, except for everything he does and is.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


WCW

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Mar 26, 2011

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--X8pAvg3DE

CM Punk hasn't changed one bit, except for everything he does and is.

My god, I forgot how skinny he used to be.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--X8pAvg3DE

CM Punk hasn't changed one bit, except for everything he does and is.

CM Punk is my hero. Although making fun of wrestling fans, esp IWA wrestling fans is really swinging at low hanging fruit if you know what I mean.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

DMPunk posted:

CM Punk is my hero. Although making fun of wrestling fans, esp IWA wrestling fans is really swinging at low hanging fruit if you know what I mean.

Now hes trolling WWE crowds, hes grown so much!

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

HulkaMatt posted:

WCW

That is cruel Hulka.

That is cruel.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

HulkaMatt posted:

WCW

We need to synchtube or gameday some of this awfulness at some point. This is stuff from the bottom of the barrel era of WCW isn't it?

Cracky
Feb 11, 2007

are you one of those guys who likes big fatties and the big fatties have got big fatty dildos in their nose and they barf and they barf and its so gross.

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

CM Punk hasn't changed one bit, except for everything he does and is.

Amazing. Would give so much mouth love to that man.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Saint Jimmy posted:

My god, I forgot how skinny he used to be.

By the Barry Bonds Rule, this 100% proves that he is on steroids.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Raeg posted:

That is cruel Hulka.

That is cruel.

I think this is his way of getting us out of his hair until WM. We'll be too distracted to mess up his board.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Cheezymadman posted:

Guy Fieri is Jerry's kid too?

Nah, Brian Christopher is the love child of Guy Fieri and Ken Anderson. Or Anderson is the child of Christopher and Fieri. I know it was 2 of those guys, a guido, a gallon of hair bleach and a sprinkle of Elmer's glue that made the third one.

El Graplurado
Mar 24, 2004
I do backflips when you're not looking.

Saint Jimmy posted:

My god, I forgot how skinny he used to be.

Or how fat Chris Hero used to be.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Ozz81 posted:

Nah, Brian Christopher is the love child of Guy Fieri and Ken Anderson. Or Anderson is the child of Christopher and Fieri. I know it was 2 of those guys, a guido, a gallon of hair bleach and a sprinkle of Elmer's glue that made the third one.

You have absolutely no understanding of human copulation.

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

We need to synchtube or gameday some of this awfulness at some point. This is stuff from the bottom of the barrel era of WCW isn't it?

Billy Kidman vs Hulk Hogan - Who the gently caress thought this could end well?

E: Oh Wait, Vince Russo

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Beautiful Ninja posted:

Billy Kidman vs Hulk Hogan - Who the gently caress thought this could end well?

E: Oh Wait, Vince Russo

Wasn't that Hogan's sad attempt at showing people he doesn't hold young talent down? I remember reading somewhere that he specifically wanted to work a program with Kidman because people were giving him poo poo about holding talent down or something. I could be remembering wrong and it's probably just Russo nonsense.

Unless it was yet another of Hogan's thousand stories that were completely false.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
I never understood how the New Blood were the heels in WCW. You had young guys wanting a chance to prove themselves and not be held down by the aging, overpaid, overpushed ex WWF guys. What made them heels?

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

DMPunk posted:

I never understood how the New Blood were the heels in WCW. You had young guys wanting a chance to prove themselves and not be held down by the aging, overpaid, overpushed ex WWF guys. What made them heels?

Nobody was going to boo a group that included Hogan, Sting, DDP, Flair and the like against a group led by Russo and Bischoff.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

DMPunk posted:

I never understood how the New Blood were the heels in WCW. You had young guys wanting a chance to prove themselves and not be held down by the aging, overpaid, overpushed ex WWF guys. What made them heels?

Nexus

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Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

Suben posted:

Nobody was going to boo a group that included Hogan, Sting, DDP, Flair and the like against a group led by Russo and Bischoff.

How could you not cheer for such legends of the New Blood such as Above Average Mike Sanders. He was a solid C+.

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