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Joking, it was way too sketchy to actually buy but I hadnt noticed the URL. Edit: When someone e-mails you a photoshopped carfax report about a car it raises some flags before even looking at the link. Muffinpox fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Apr 4, 2011 |
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This seemed really cool, Datsun 210 for $1000. http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/2308366727.html
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# ? Apr 7, 2011 17:08 |
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Some Goober posted:
Things I love about this ad: 1) The price 2) The fact that everything he lists as normal maintenance is suddenly and investment 3) The crack-job paint 4) The fact they had the dents pulled before spraying it crack-job blue 5) The idea that he wants the car to go to someone who will "appreciate it". I am struggling to think of many cars less worthy of appreciation than a 1992 dodge. 6) That he is going to "report" spammers and tire kickers. "Hello, Police? I just got low-ball offer on my 1992 dodge, send help!"
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# ? Apr 7, 2011 18:00 |
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I've thought about responding to an ad like that and kicking the tires first thing just to see what the guy does.
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# ? Apr 7, 2011 18:14 |
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Strangely, I got the best response on my Camry ad only after I threw in some language telling people not to bother with lowballs, etc.
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# ? Apr 7, 2011 19:46 |
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http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/2311217249.html "Air Bud, San Diego's Canine Movie Star of 15 motion pictures official production vehicle is for sale. " I just bought a Ranger but now I am thinking I made a mistake of not buying Air Bud's Ford Ranger.
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# ? Apr 7, 2011 20:04 |
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Tai-Pan posted:
You know, just decided to rebuild the transmission to be sure its mechanically sound. No other reason.
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opengl128 posted:You know, just decided to rebuild the transmission to be sure its mechanically sound. No other reason.
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# ? Apr 7, 2011 20:34 |
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As Nero Danced posted:I know this isn't Craigslist, but I don't know what to make of this el camino: When I saw this I said out loud, "Oh my god, its beautiful." Needs a diesel.
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# ? Apr 7, 2011 22:39 |
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Tai-Pan posted:
And don't forget: 7) It's been sitting long enough for weeds to grow around it. In the grass, which is great for undercarriage rust 8) 161,136 miles Actual miles! no kidding! Wow, where can I find a 20 year old car with such low miles!? I must be dreaming.
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# ? Apr 8, 2011 01:03 |
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Tai-Pan posted:
My 2002 Dodge isn't worth as much as he's asking, and it's in far better condition than that heap. I guess I need to replace the entire fuel system to get it to appreciate in value.
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# ? Apr 8, 2011 01:10 |
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I like how the guy thinks of that paint job as "added value".
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# ? Apr 8, 2011 01:26 |
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poo poo, I can't even recall the last time I've seen a spirit/acclaim. I figured they had all exploded by now.
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# ? Apr 8, 2011 01:52 |
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I'm diggin the premium steel wheels
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# ? Apr 8, 2011 01:56 |
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Crustashio posted:poo poo, I can't even recall the last time I've seen a spirit/acclaim. I figured they had all exploded by now. In Somerville, MA, there's a daily driven Shadow, Spirit, and a K-car (which is in the best shape of all 3). I have no idea how it works.
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# ? Apr 8, 2011 05:23 |
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That colour is horrible. I really hate that purplish blue like that, its one of those few colours that I can look at and have it physically bother me.
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# ? Apr 8, 2011 06:21 |
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This one is pretty awesome. I wouldn't pay it, but the car itself is amazing. http://www.gatewayclassiccars.com/displaycar.php?stock=4762&location=STL Hint: Think 80's, think Chrysler, think wood paneling, think turbocharging.
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# ? Apr 8, 2011 15:23 |
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trouser chili posted:This one is pretty awesome. I wouldn't pay it, but the car itself is amazing. Maintenance; 1) replace oil every 3k 2) replace belts every 30k 3) replace head gasket every 60k ( if that )
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# ? Apr 8, 2011 15:59 |
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Crustashio posted:poo poo, I can't even recall the last time I've seen a spirit/acclaim. I figured they had all exploded by now.
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trouser chili posted:This one is pretty awesome. I wouldn't pay it, but the car itself is amazing. Their entire stock is pretty ridiculous http://www.gatewayclassiccars.com/search_result.php?sort=year&make=&model=&x=31&y=5 edit: well, not stock exactly, since they sell on consignment. Tongsy fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Apr 8, 2011 |
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trouser chili posted:This one is pretty awesome. I wouldn't pay it, but the car itself is amazing. I wonder if the radio works.
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# ? Apr 8, 2011 21:59 |
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Not really too bizarre. But pretty bizarre, almost 6k for a 16 year old probe. Also, is "female owned" really a selling point for a car?
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# ? Apr 9, 2011 00:30 |
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A followup on that hilarious 20k e30 318 posted earlier:quote:Another addition - here's an email I sent to an E30 (in my opinion) expert who had questions about my car. Hopefully this reply will explain myself to all the other highly knowledgeable E30 people out there... I specced out my bog standard 318i like a limited run of the WORST version of a classic car, so it must be worth 20k!
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# ? Apr 9, 2011 01:21 |
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Cage posted:Not really too bizarre. It's overpriced, but it's in drat good condition and near-virginal miles (for a Probe) And a lot of people consider "female owned" to = "well-taken care of and not thrashed/raced like a teenage boy would do"
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# ? Apr 9, 2011 02:45 |
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Brand new mustang cobra convertible! http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2003-Ford-Mustang-Brand-New-SVT-Cobra-Convertible-W0QQAdIdZ273275864 What drives a person to abuse a car like that.
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# ? Apr 9, 2011 02:46 |
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"It'll be a collector's item in X years!!!11!1"
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# ? Apr 9, 2011 03:11 |
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I don't know what is wrong with people that buy a car in order to run up huge storage costs forever. It almost never works out for them financially. Good luck selling your zero milage car that is now worth half of what you paid for it.
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# ? Apr 9, 2011 03:37 |
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Elephanthead posted:I don't know what is wrong with people that buy a car in order to run up huge storage costs forever. It almost never works out for them financially. Good luck selling your zero milage car that is now worth half of what you paid for it. I think they run on the same logic comic book collectors do, hoping that everyone else will junk/sell/whatever theirs. And also don't realize that nowadays cars are made by the like 500,000s.
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# ? Apr 9, 2011 03:59 |
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Muffinpox posted:Joking, it was way too sketchy to actually buy but I hadnt noticed the URL. It's a bit weird for a fake, that plate is right for being in Scotsbluff, NE, which is in the middle of nowhere. It's plausible that someone would sell a S2000 for that low of a price there, since there is little market for a car like that in rural Nebraska. Also, why would someone choose an extremely remote location for their scam listing?
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Konstantin posted:It's a bit weird for a fake, that plate is right for being in Scotsbluff, NE, which is in the middle of nowhere. It's plausible that someone would sell a S2000 for that low of a price there, since there is little market for a car like that in rural Nebraska. Also, why would someone choose an extremely remote location for their scam listing? To make you ask questions like this.
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# ? Apr 9, 2011 13:03 |
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Sockington posted:Maintenance; Correction: 3) Replace Head Gasket once with updated MLS one and never worry about it again. 4) Convert to Turbo II status 5) Giggle every time you drive it.
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# ? Apr 10, 2011 01:44 |
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Cage posted:Also, is "female owned" really a selling point for a car? Based off of our female trade-ins i would have to say no. That usually is a red flag for hidden prizes and more detail work to remove hand lotion residue from everything she touched.
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# ? Apr 10, 2011 20:45 |
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Dont forget "Oil changed every 8000-30,000 miles" "Diesel put into the gas tank only 2-3 times"
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Elephanthead posted:I don't know what is wrong with people that buy a car in order to run up huge storage costs forever. It almost never works out for them financially. Good luck selling your zero milage car that is now worth half of what you paid for it. I know where there is a 0 mile 2002 Ford Thunderbird. It is stored in one of those bubbles in a climate controlled garage. We made the final delivery of it, put it up on jack stands, and stacked the tires in the corner. It was never driven, only pushed on and off of trailers. Last time i saw him it was still in the same place i left it. I still don't think it's worth what he paid for it when he bought it new.
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# ? Apr 11, 2011 01:30 |
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Toucan Sam posted:I still don't think it's worth what he paid for it when he bought it new. Of course, if it goes on the open market the only way they'll get their money back is if a similarly afflicted individual wants it.
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# ? Apr 11, 2011 01:55 |
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Toucan Sam posted:I know where there is a 0 mile 2002 Ford Thunderbird. It is stored in one of those bubbles in a climate controlled garage. We made the final delivery of it, put it up on jack stands, and stacked the tires in the corner. It was never driven, only pushed on and off of trailers. Last time i saw him it was still in the same place i left it. I still don't think it's worth what he paid for it when he bought it new. It's definitely not, the 00s T-bird was a really awful car to begin with. All the customers at my job that drive and like them are huge douchebags, leading to the cars' nickname of "douchemobile". Cage posted:Not really too bizarre. That's way too much money but I love the color.
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# ? Apr 11, 2011 02:24 |
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1969-Cadillac-Station-Wagon-/290554869989?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item43a66b78e5 A Cadillac...Station Wagon? I had no idea such a thing existed. Is it for real, or is it some kinda wacky coach built mod?
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# ? Apr 11, 2011 05:46 |
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trouser chili posted:This one is pretty awesome. I wouldn't pay it, but the car itself is amazing. Think John Voight
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# ? Apr 11, 2011 07:06 |
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Crustashio posted:A followup on that hilarious 20k e30 318 posted earlier: I've searched and searched and cannot confirm the existence of a 1985 318is. I know you could order M parts on standard BMW's.
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Astroman posted:I had no idea such a thing existed. Is it for real, or is it some kinda wacky coach built mod? Does it matter? That thing is pure awesome. Think of the road trips you could have
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