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mints posted:Have you forgotten about the "Summer George" Frankie? Fragile Frankie Merman? When we were in camp, if you upset him, he'd run out to the woods, dig a hole, and sit in it.
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I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.
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I'm here to whip you in to shape, so grab your jock - if you need one. It's go-time.
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Ash1138 posted:I'm here to whip you in to shape, so grab your jock - if you need one. It's go-time.
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kolby posted:Pretty hot under these lights, eh Seinfeld? That's part of one of my favorite quotes: "Parcels are rarely damaged in shipping!" "Define rarely." "...Frequently."
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Ash1138 posted:I'm here to whip you in to shape, so grab your jock - if you need one. It's go-time. Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
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neoboman posted:That's part of one of my favorite quotes: The first time I saw that episode I was totally unaware that Wayne Knight was actually in "Basic Instinct."
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Alhazred posted:Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!
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The Human Cow posted:YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! MY BACK!
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Bonzo posted:MY BACK! Why didn't anyone tell me the TV was bolted down?
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I still thought you could do it!
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pyromance posted:I still thought you could do it! Me, too! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!
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"What do you mean you can't go? There's 2 really cute girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese. Cheese George, cheese!"
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On Twitter someone, I forgot whom, posted "newman dying in jurassic park is part of the seinfeld canon". It makes sense!
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Apr 3, 2011 11:16
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Every Nike shoe that Seinfeld wears, cataloged: http://www.complex.com/sneakers/2011/04/seinfeld-nikes/
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"The Serenity Now" was on TBS just now at it has one of my all time favorite Seinfeld lines.
NeuroticErotica posted:Every Nike shoe that Seinfeld wears, cataloged:
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Supreme Allah posted:I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better. This is one of my favorite Seinfeld quotes. It was on a top 25 Seinfeld quotes list I made a few years ago. NeuroticErotica posted:Every Nike shoe that Seinfeld wears, cataloged: Wow, they always joke about how much Seinfeld loves sneakers but I had no idea.
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Wouldn't it be great if Karl Farbman designed those shoes?
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Supreme Allah posted:I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better. George sheepishly replying "I thought the woman was attractive" sums him up so well. He has just gotten verbally torn down and he just moves on and goes for his next schemey thing.
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Brody: It's for all of us. Is there a problem? Kramer: Brody, c'mon. He's just kidding. He's a joke maker. Tell him, Jerry. Jerry: I'm a joke maker.
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To this day my mom wakes my brother up by yelling "Great day in the morning!" up the stairs. If we're about to try to do something hard, my dad will tell me, "If you don't have the stomach for this, let's get it out right now!"
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Seinfeld is the single greatest television program that has ever been aired. There I Said It 
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"Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard!"
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Also that Seinfeld sneaker article is loving amazing
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T. Finn posted:Also that Seinfeld sneaker article is loving amazing
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safety dan posted:This is going to be a shame... I got beeeaaaaaned with a giant ball of oiiiiil.
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Me and my friends made alts in WoW each named a Seinfeld character to play together as a group (Seinfeld, Elaine, George, Kramer and Newman, although all of them are misspelled slightly as the names were all obviously taken). We'll see how long our guild chat can stand all the Seinfeld quotes before they take away our chat privileges 
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"It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're kicking in a skull"
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It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're strolling through a dewey meadow. The Fatigues might be my favorite episode.
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I was browsing GameFAQs earlier and they do these ads for some of their sister sites up in the corner of the screen, one of them today said "What's the deal with SEINFELD Online?" I guess it's because I'm hungover and was browsing a video game site, but I briefly thought they were talking about some sort of MMO set in the Seinfeld universe. Instead it turns out they were just talking about where you could watch the show online.
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Adam Bowen posted:I was browsing GameFAQs earlier and they do these ads for some of their sister sites up in the corner of the screen, one of them today said "What's the deal with SEINFELD Online?" I guess it's because I'm hungover and was browsing a video game site, but I briefly thought they were talking about some sort of MMO set in the Seinfeld universe. Instead it turns out they were just talking about where you could watch the show online. I'd play the poo poo out of that, and I hate MMOs.
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Adam Bowen posted:I was browsing GameFAQs earlier and they do these ads for some of their sister sites up in the corner of the screen, one of them today said "What's the deal with SEINFELD Online?" I guess it's because I'm hungover and was browsing a video game site, but I briefly thought they were talking about some sort of MMO set in the Seinfeld universe. Instead it turns out they were just talking about where you could watch the show online. I can't think of a single way that would be entertaining yet I know I'd be a day 1 subscriber.
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Do you have any idea how much time i waste in this apartment?
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Pooned posted:Do you have any idea how much time i waste in this apartment? I could ballpark it.
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Poque posted:I can't think of a single way that would be entertaining yet I know I'd be a day 1 subscriber. I'm picturing a conversion of The Simpsons' "My Dinner with Andre" arcade game.
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This isn't a real thing.  Or is it?
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Irish Joe posted:This isn't a real thing. 
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ChickenMedium posted:I'm picturing a conversion of The Simpsons' "My Dinner with Andre" arcade game. Tell me more!
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