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Supreme Allah posted:Van Buren Boys  The Bizarros
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I've got an international flight tomorrow night and I've got every season of Seinfeld on a hard drive that my brother bequeathed me. I've seen them all before (I think) but I'm gonna throw a bunch on my phone for the airport. Anyone wanna suggest some best-ofs for me? Also I love the idea of a Van Buren Boys gangtag.
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Apr 17, 2011 05:48
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The Butter Shave, obviously. (Don't order the vegetable lasagna!)
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Apr 17, 2011 08:19
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The Fatigues, The Contest, The Chinese Restaurant, The Mango, The Hamptons, The Chicken Roaster, The Marine Biologist, The Virgin, The Keys, The Trip (parts 1 & 2), The Engagement, The Shower Head, The Slicer, The Voice. I hope that's enough.
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Apr 17, 2011 16:04
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jojoinnit posted:I've got an international flight tomorrow night and I've got every season of Seinfeld on a hard drive that my brother bequeathed me. I've seen them all before (I think) but I'm gonna throw a bunch on my phone for the airport. The Burning. So many things in that episode are just pure gold.
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Apr 17, 2011 16:06
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Conduit for Sale! posted:Not really, but there's this. Also from that same behind the scenes, they said that Newman was originally supposed to be the building snitch, so everyone hated him. Wow he really lost a lot of weight since the show was on.
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Apr 17, 2011 16:12
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That Newman link led me to this awesome look at one of my favorite episodes about non-fat yogurt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ1PU_imrsw&feature=related WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF poo poo
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Apr 17, 2011 16:44
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Supreme Allah posted:WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF poo poo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb5CAutu6wA George and Elaine's reactions are so hilarious.
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Apr 17, 2011 17:05
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safety dan posted:The Fatigues, The Contest, The Chinese Restaurant, The Mango, The Hamptons, The Chicken Roaster, The Marine Biologist, The Virgin, The Keys, The Trip (parts 1 & 2), The Engagement, The Shower Head, The Slicer, The Voice. The Race, and The Secret Code (I think that's what it's called? Bosco...). The Race has Jerry and Georges fake re-union and the other episode has Kramer trying to get inside George's head...
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Apr 17, 2011 17:12
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The Sniffing Accountant is one of my favourites
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Apr 17, 2011 18:59
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Put season 4 on there and watch them in order.
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Apr 17, 2011 20:00
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Thanks everyone! I had enough space to take all the suggestions along with a bunch of randoms to surprise myself with. 
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Apr 17, 2011 20:47
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Konec Hry posted:The Race, and The Secret Code (I think that's what it's called? Bosco...). Kramer mentally dissecting George is absolutely hilarious,"What kind of man are you? You're weak.... spineless..... a man of temptation, but what tempts you?"
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Apr 17, 2011 22:21
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Jerusalem posted:Kramer mentally dissecting George is absolutely hilarious,"What kind of man are you? You're weak.... spineless..... a man of temptation, but what tempts you?" Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.
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Apr 17, 2011 23:59
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The Pothole for sure. There's so many moments of genius in that episode. Not the least of which is Newman at the end. "OH THE HUMANITY!!!!"
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Apr 18, 2011 14:35
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someone make a tag and I'll see what's up but I do it all at my own discretion and on my own time and if you ask for a tag once I put you on probation for a month. ok.
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Apr 18, 2011 16:19
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T. Finn posted:if you ask for a tag once I put you on probation for a month. ok. Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started posting here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've posted on a lot of forums, and I tell you people do that all the time.
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Apr 18, 2011 16:51
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I think a Seinfeld sign is the only thing that I would let usurp my burnouts tag.
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Apr 18, 2011 22:02
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Apr 18, 2011 22:11
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Not particularly good, but I gave it a go: edit:I think that GIF would be better. That reminds me, does anyone have a GIF of the sausage-making?
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Apr 18, 2011 22:22
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Tomahawk posted:As far as the slightly more absurd plots of Seinfeld go, this may be my favorite one. Jerry: Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds. George: Is that good? Jerry: (shrugs) I don't know.
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Apr 18, 2011 22:58
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"What are you doing with that?" "I'm just gonna heat this up. Make a hot tub for Little Jerry." "Hey Kramer - be careful."
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Apr 18, 2011 23:31
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JERRY: Kramer, Marcelino wants us to sell him Little Jerry Seinfeld. KRAMER: Well, that's out of the question. JERRY: But Kramer, cockfighting is an illegal and immoral activity. KRAMER: Yeah, if you got a loser. But Little Jerry was born to cockfight! JERRY: No, no more cockfighting. Let's just sell him to Marcelino the cockfighter and be done with it! KRAMER: You know, I think you're jealous. JERRY: Of what? KRAMER (points at Jerry like he's found him out): Yah, yah! You see in Little Jerry Seinfeld the unlimited future you once had. Now, just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been, don't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was! JERRY: Kramer, give me that rooster! KRAMER: Never! You hate him because he's doing more with your name than you ever will! Yah-yah!
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Apr 18, 2011 23:43
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BrandNew posted:JERRY: Kramer, Marcelino wants us to sell him Little Jerry Seinfeld. Kramer, it's two roosters pecking at each other!
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Apr 18, 2011 23:47
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DrBouvenstein posted:Kramer, it's two roosters pecking at each other! I thought they wore gloves and helmets, you know, like "American Gladiators." I would watch cockfighting if that was the case. The mental image of two roosters in protective fighting gear is amazing.
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Apr 18, 2011 23:53
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Kramer: I'm sorry. I thought it was a legitimate charity. I didn't know you'd get audited Jerry: I don't blame you. I blame myself. Kramer: No, blame me. Jerry: OK, I blame you. Kramer: Don't blame me.
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Apr 19, 2011 00:19
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To this day I don't think I've never seen The Little Jerry. I own the complete series on DVD, so I could watch it any time I want, but if I do then I will never be able to see a new episode of Seinfeld again. That sounds way too depressing.
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Apr 19, 2011 02:47
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Diabolik900 posted:To this day I don't think I've never seen The Little Jerry. I own the complete series on DVD, so I could watch it any time I want, but if I do then I will never be able to see a new episode of Seinfeld again. That sounds way too depressing. he's missing one of the best episodes and i'm losin it watch it
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Apr 19, 2011 02:51
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"I bought a chicken." "Allow me.... Why?" "Cage free, farm fresh eggs." "Allow me.... What are you, an idiot?"
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Apr 19, 2011 02:52
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So how many people here are just pulling straight from seinfeldscripts.com?
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Apr 19, 2011 05:07
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stratdax posted:So how many people here are just pulling straight from seinfeldscripts.com? It's certainly easier then typing out the full quote.
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Apr 19, 2011 05:32
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BrandNew posted:It's certainly easier then typing out the full quote. you think that's hard? one time i dated a girl that always wore the same dress!
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Apr 19, 2011 05:40
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stratdax posted:So how many people here are just pulling straight from seinfeldscripts.com? I've been pulling them straight from Seinfeld's Van.
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Apr 19, 2011 06:36
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Rusty Shackelford posted:I've been pulling them straight from Seinfeld's Van. I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!
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Apr 19, 2011 06:48
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Rusty Shackelford posted:I've been pulling them straight from Seinfeld's Van. That vans a-rockin
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Apr 19, 2011 15:05
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BrandNew posted:That vans a-rockin Don't go a-knockin'!
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Apr 19, 2011 15:25
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Yanni Estacado posted:you think that's hard? one time i dated a girl that always wore the same dress!
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Apr 19, 2011 15:49
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What's everybody's favorite fictional movie? I've always wanted to see Rochelle, Rochelle in real life...a film, is what it is.
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Apr 19, 2011 15:52
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The Human Cow posted:What's everybody's favorite fictional movie? I've always wanted to see Rochelle, Rochelle in real life...a film, is what it is. While I would love to see a young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk, I think I'd like to see The Other Side of Darkness.
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The Human Cow posted:What's everybody's favorite fictional movie? I've always wanted to see Rochelle, Rochelle in real life...a film, is what it is. Death Blow, for sure. "When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether."
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