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Hermaphrodite
Oct 2, 2004

Luckily, I CAN go fuck myself!

14 INCH DICK TURBO posted:





This is my favorite picture of this whole thread.

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Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

Hermaphrodite posted:

This is my favorite picture of this whole thread.

Anthropomorphism aside, you can just see it screaming.

teh jhey
May 23, 2004

Kitty needs more souls.

14 INCH DICK TURBO posted:



I'm reminded of a scene from Alien.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

teh jhey posted:

I'm reminded of a scene from Alien.

Connecting rods just want to be free!

heat
Sep 4, 2003

The Mad Monk
I want to hear the noises these things made while in the process of failing horribly.

FormulaXFD
Sep 11, 2001

Interesting day at Portland Raceway, and how to spell lovely race day:



The exhaust cam seized, the intake cam snapped. Hoping to get pictures of the wonderful fun of smashed valves and a ruined 4AGE.
5 laps into the main, the driver reported a loss of power. We were thinking ecu or electrical. Not particularly fun.

dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

FormulaXFD posted:

Interesting day at Portland Raceway, and how to spell lovely race day:



The exhaust cam seized, the intake cam snapped. Hoping to get pictures of the wonderful fun of smashed valves and a ruined 4AGE.
5 laps into the main, the driver reported a loss of power. We were thinking ecu or electrical. Not particularly fun.

What kind of car was it in?

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003
Can I buy the valve cover for my 4AGE? :3:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


14 INCH DICK TURBO posted:

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003

renraku posted:

What kind of car was it in?

Betting a Formula Atlantic car

Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004

renraku posted:

What kind of car was it in?

Looks like a Formula Atlantic.

Viggen posted:

Anthropomorphism aside, you can just see it screaming.

Someone should remake "the scream" with it. WHO SAYS CARS CAN'T BE ART?

FormulaXFD
Sep 11, 2001

Sockington posted:

Betting a Formula Atlantic car

Ding. You win.

Thing only had 700 miles on this rebuild too.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Probably posted before somewhere, but a very nice vide of a serious engineer talking about a very serious subject. Also a tip of the hat to Ducati.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cbjqj5Kidk

I wonder if British sports coverage was like that in the 1970s. This Sunday, before the race: A one hour special on valvetrains.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Ola posted:

I wonder if British sports coverage was like that in the 1970s. This Sunday, before the race: A one hour special on valvetrains.

I wish all sports coverage was like this. But that doesn't satisfy the lowest common denominator, so instead of informative high-quality engineering-oriented TV, we get Orange County Choppers and American Hotrod :eng99:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Ola posted:

Probably posted before somewhere, but a very nice vide of a serious engineer talking about a very serious subject. Also a tip of the hat to Ducati.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cbjqj5Kidk
Bob Gayler, formerly of Piper Cams, I believe.

Not so much what Brit sports coverage was like back in the day, but not far off Top Gear of the same era...

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009
Ok after following a few links off the one from earlier....
http://youtu.be/kAn4ppQ_fQo

The best part to me was the engineer from Cosworth explaining the angled headbolts and the fact that it was a drawing and not a computer that this thinking was done with.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

extreme_accordion posted:

Ok after following a few links off the one from earlier....
http://youtu.be/kAn4ppQ_fQo

The best part to me was the engineer from Cosworth explaining the angled headbolts and the fact that it was a drawing and not a computer that this thinking was done with.
That was pretty interesting. I wish the doco makers who put huge amount of effort into Hitler's favourite sundae would do something like this with cars/racing a little more often.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

KozmoNaut posted:

I wish all sports coverage was like this. But that doesn't satisfy the lowest common denominator, so instead of informative high-quality engineering-oriented TV, we get Orange County Choppers and American Hotrod :eng99:

The brits still have really great science docs, I'd KILL to see some dedicated stuff like this on F1, NHRA, WRC, etc. They all have really interesting tech but you never see much coverage on it.

edit: I love the inflection the last guy has. "Breating.....at the top end of the speed....we're already running..."

Crustashio fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Apr 21, 2011

Pope Ron Paul II
Feb 10, 2008
GodTube Ron Paul?

extreme_accordion posted:

Ok after following a few links off the one from earlier....
http://youtu.be/kAn4ppQ_fQo

The best part to me was the engineer from Cosworth explaining the angled headbolts and the fact that it was a drawing and not a computer that this thinking was done with.

Is there a place where one could find the entire thing? I'd be highly interested in that...

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003

FormulaXFD posted:

Ding. You win.

Thing only had 700 miles on this rebuild too.

Formula Atlantic motors sound awesome :fap: better sound here

Sockington fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Apr 21, 2011

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

InitialDave posted:

Bob Gayler, formerly of Piper Cams, I believe.

Not so much what Brit sports coverage was like back in the day, but not far off Top Gear of the same era...

Amazingly it was a Horizon show. Whole thing is on youtube, here's part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8l9bthLdzg

FormulaXFD
Sep 11, 2001

Sockington posted:

Formula Atlantic motors sound awesome :fap: better sound here

If you're after a bit of FastCarPorn:

Back end, engine cover off
Grid time

And just for fun:
Token StarMazda, Wallpaper size

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

FormulaXFD posted:

If you're after a bit of FastCarPorn:

Back end, engine cover off
Grid time

And just for fun:
Token StarMazda, Wallpaper size

So.. why haven't you made a thread about your involvement in this?

thealphabetsez
Jun 1, 2004

FormulaXFD posted:

If you're after a bit of FastCarPorn:

Back end, engine cover off
Grid time

And just for fun:
Token StarMazda, Wallpaper size

Oh wow, PDX-good! Need an recent ME grads as a volunteer in the pits?!

Sponge!
Dec 22, 2004

SPORK!
Haven't seen this one yet, so I'm sharing it.

What happens when somethign goes wrong on your continuous casting line?

Red hot steel loops all over the place...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW_B1-gsAjM

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005

Sponge! posted:

What happens when somethign goes wrong on your continuous casting line lightsaber factory?

Surely everyone's already seen this, but I still think it's amazing how little of a gently caress these guys seem to give. I would probably be going "woohoo-hoooo" too like that other guy just as that thing effortlessly cleaves through my torso.

Sponge!
Dec 22, 2004

SPORK!

Lowclock posted:

Surely everyone's already seen this, but I still think it's amazing how little of a gently caress these guys seem to give. I would probably be going "woohoo-hoooo" too like that other guy just as that thing effortlessly cleaves through my torso.

Well, its like a large chemical spill... You can't do jack poo poo but watch it and stay out of the immediate danger area.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It looks like they all knew it was about to happen.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Godholio posted:

It looks like they all knew it was about to happen.

That's what I figure, what with videotaping the hot steel as it comes down the line and minimal reaction.

Enker
Sep 29, 2007

That guys head is made of soft serve ice cream
I can only imagine how long it would take to get that line going again, especially once the metal cools. I've worked in plastics production and it's a pain in the rear end when plastic goes awry. How unpleasant is it to get that going again after a mess like that?

KaiserBen
Aug 11, 2007

Sponge! posted:

Haven't seen this one yet, so I'm sharing it.

What happens when somethign goes wrong on your continuous casting line?

Red hot steel loops all over the place...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW_B1-gsAjM

That's a rod/bar mill, not a con-cast line. Likely a startup after major shutdown/upgrade, hence the videotaping. Continuous casting lines run much slower and tend to produce a much larger slab, the ones I've seen tend to be ~6' wide, 8-12" thick, and move at a few feet/second. Also, that mill was running at threading speed (used to start production), it would've been moving 4-5x as fast during production (that's when the real messes happen).

Raluek posted:

That's what I figure, what with videotaping the hot steel as it comes down the line and minimal reaction.

I suspect the video was due to resuming production, the lack of reaction is more due to it not being that big of a disaster. That sort of cobble happens at least weekly in some of the mills I've worked in, daily in a few.

Enker posted:

I can only imagine how long it would take to get that line going again, especially once the metal cools. I've worked in plastics production and it's a pain in the rear end when plastic goes awry. How unpleasant is it to get that going again after a mess like that?

2-3hr, max. That's not a bad cobble, probably didn't even damage any equipment (aside from the guard that should've contained it). It's usually a matter of: hose down the steel with a firehose, cut it out with a torch, inspect rolls to make sure they're ok, then pull the next bloom out of the furnace and try again.

DELETED
Nov 14, 2004
Disgruntled
"Hey man, my brakes are making some noise. Do you think you could check them out?"




:stare:

heat
Sep 4, 2003

The Mad Monk
I mean, I've ground brake pads down to the shoes and ruined the rotor, but holy poo poo.

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006

Is that a challenge?

heat posted:

I mean, I've ground brake pads down to the shoes and ruined the rotor, but holy poo poo.

Ditto, I've had a stuck slide pin take a pad all the way down to the backing metal, but the rotor all the way down to the vents? gently caress me.

Think there was a picture in here eons ago of a pink Beetle with the same thing going on.

Landerig
Oct 27, 2008

by Fistgrrl

DELETED posted:

"Hey man, my brakes are making some noise. Do you think you could check them out?"




:stare:

:stare: is right. I've seen rotors worn down 1/8th of an inch due to letting the brakes go for 3 months too long, but this is just insane.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
Imagining the noise that must have made makes my teeth hurt. :psyduck:

Brigdh
Nov 23, 2007

That's not an oil leak. That's the automatic oil change and chassis protection feature.

EightBit posted:

Imagining the noise that must have made makes my teeth hurt. :psyduck:

theres been worse posted in this thread

RoboCriminal
Sep 21, 2007
Sup

DELETED posted:

"Hey man, my brakes are making some noise. Do you think you could check them out?"




:stare:

What would the brake pedal even feel like if that was happening? I would get all nervous and pull over if I felt a little vibration, but I'm imagining something like a jackhammer on my foot/ears here.

DELETED
Nov 14, 2004
Disgruntled
The passenger side rotor was almost new, and the pads in decent shape so there was still some braking power, it just pulled toward that side when you braked. I think the pads were gone by the time the rotor wore through so it was just metal on the outside. The sound was pretty bad, like a freight train.

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dietcokefiend
Apr 28, 2004
HEY ILL HAV 2 TXT U L8TR I JUST DROVE IN 2 A DAYCARE AND SCRATCHED MY RAZR

RoboCriminal posted:

What would the brake pedal even feel like if that was happening? I would get all nervous and pull over if I felt a little vibration, but I'm imagining something like a jackhammer on my foot/ears here.

Depending on the exact shape of the pad that was left (metal backing plate in this case) It could be flat or slightly concave and just skip over the tops of each flute without jamming.

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