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neoboman posted:...you know a muffin can be very filling. Top of the muffin...TO YOU!
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"He's getting a sandwich now!" "I thought he was just gonna have a muffin." "All of a sudden he gets hungry." "You know, a muffin can be very filling." "I know!"
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YOU CAN STUFF YOUR SORRIES IN A SACK, MISTER! -Would you please stop saying that? E: FUNNY GUY! RIGHT HERE! FUNNY GUY! -George? E2: Newman and his blonde bimbo girlfriend: Beauty and brains? Mmmmmmmmmmm jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 05:04 on May 6, 2011 |
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May 6, 2011 04:55
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I'll tell you a secret about zip codes - They're meaningless!
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May 6, 2011 14:23
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When you control the mail, you control...INFORMATION!
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May 6, 2011 15:17
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We both know it's the job of a general to by God get things done.
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May 6, 2011 16:12
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Hey, how did you know about the guy in the park?
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Gyshall posted:I'll tell you a secret about zip codes - They're meaningless! You see, certified mail is always registered, but registered mail is not necessarily certified.
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So Sophie gave me the "It's me" on the phone today.
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Bonzo posted:So Sophie gave me the "It's me" on the phone today. She's not a "me". I'm a "me".
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Bonzo posted:So Sophie gave me the "It's me" on the phone today. This is my favorite Seinfeld scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhKQfrE1KTE
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Bonzo posted:So Sophie gave me the "It's me" on the phone today. Uncle Leo? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=payDsNKcRKQ
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Jack Bandit posted:She's not a "me". I'm a "me". I'm against all it's me's. So self absorbed and egotistical. Just like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes!
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Well, Vincent is an art-house goon.
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wa27 posted:This is my favorite Seinfeld scene: I love Jerry's "Raif" voice. "YeahI'dbettergettoadocotorbye"
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May 7, 2011 02:59
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So, what do you think about that alien autopsy?
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jojoinnit posted:FUNNY GUY! RIGHT HERE! FUNNY GUY! I love that part do much. I remember the promos from when the backwards episode was about to air and they included the "JERRY SEINFELD IS A FUNNY GUY!" line and loving it before even seeing it in context. The angry George voice is hilarious.
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Watched my favorite scene today. George: The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli. I got about 50 feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was 10 stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he let out a great bellow. I said "Eaaasssssyy big fella." And then, as I watched him struggling I realized that something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish- Jerry: -Mammal George: What ever. Then from out of nowhere a huge tidal wave lifted me and tossed me like a cork and I found myself right on top of him, face to face with the blow hole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in and felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. *reveals a golf ball* Kramer: What is that a Tidalist? *George nods* .... Well a hole in one 
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Tidalist Nice touch. 
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Ehud posted:So, what do you think about that alien autopsy? Oh, that's real.
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Red Fructidor posted:I love that part do much. I remember the promos from when the backwards episode was about to air and they included the "JERRY SEINFELD IS A FUNNY GUY!" line and loving it before even seeing it in context. The angry George voice is hilarious. Agreed. I love it even more than the "Who is this?"    bits between Jerry and George. Speaking of that, when it the first "Who is this"? I know it happens over a quite a few of the seasons, I just can't remember if there is a particular incident that starts it.
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Secks posted:... a pinkish hue? Eyebrows? Who cares about eyebrows?
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Bulbous Goiter posted:Agreed. I love it even more than the "Who is this?" I say this all the time when answering my phone. In fact, I did it a couple hours ago.
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PULP CAN MOVE, BABY!
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Gyshall posted:PULP CAN MOVE, BABY! I still remember the commercials for this episode. They were going for some sort of "pulp friction" pun that was awful.
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Today is World Lupus Day. It is, George, it is.
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Georges face while he and Susan watch Mad About You at the end of The Engagement might be the single funniest thing from this show.
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dog poop n doritos posted:Georges face while he and Susan watch Mad About You at the end of The Engagement might be the single funniest thing from this show. Him walking up the steps, realizing what he's done getting back with her, gets me every time.
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I have a question - in "The Statue" when Jerry confronts Ray in the coffee shop about the statue, Ray says something like "You know how much trouble you could have got me in? Rava was standing Right There!" Why would he have gotten in trouble if he bought it at a pawn shop? Or am I missing something?
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It baffles me, CONSTANTLY BAFFLES ME, that Kramer appears in a Mad About You. Then George watches Mad About You. Crossover feedback loop! There better have not been a Mad About You poster in the background of the one where Kramer auditions to play himself on Jerry.
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May 11, 2011 01:30
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Maybe he told her it was really expensive or that he had it made specially. That's all I can think of.
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He's beboppin' and scattin', and I'm losin' it!
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It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're kicking in a skull.
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Supreme Allah posted:He's beboppin' and scattin', and I'm losin' it! My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
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I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!
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Bulbous Goiter posted:It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're kicking in a skull. You know, Eddie, that might be just a tad harsh... for women's wear.
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"I don't drink coffee at night, it keeps me up." George's first great monologue?
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Leyburn posted:"I don't drink coffee at night, it keeps me up." This is something... I said. I said this... to her.
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