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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I'M AN EGGPLANT! I'M AN EGGPLANT! MY FACE! I'M A MUTANT :gonk:

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Puddy, [staring into space, picks up the phone]: "Puddy."
Kramer: "Is, uh, David Puddy there?"
Puddy: "This is Puddy."
Kramer: "Well, this is Kramer."
Puddy: "I know."

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I'M AN EGGPLANT! I'M AN EGGPLANT! MY FACE! I'M A MUTANT :gonk:
Everybody out! I got eggplant on my mind!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Gyshall posted:

This is something... I said. I said this... to her.

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
the whole "he took it out" conversation is one of my favorites in the show

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

neoboman posted:

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

Of course! Absolute zero!

Red Fructidor
Jan 8, 2004

Ehud posted:

Puddy, [staring into space, picks up the phone]: "Puddy."
Kramer: "Is, uh, David Puddy there?"
Puddy: "This is Puddy."
Kramer: "Well, this is Kramer."
Puddy: "I know."

That face always loving kills me, same when he's on the airplane. It looks like he's concentrating so hard.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

T. Finn posted:

the whole "he took it out" conversation is one of my favorites in the show

He took *HAH HAH* it out.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Thanks to the thread title, I'm watching "The Caddy" and I've discovered there's an episode of Seinfeld that I've never seen. I couldn't be happier. :)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

T. Finn posted:

the whole "he took it out" conversation is one of my favorites in the show

Kramer's reaction is amazing and actually completely reasonable given the situation. He took IT. Out!

Sash! posted:

It baffles me, CONSTANTLY BAFFLES ME, that Kramer appears in a Mad About You. Then George watches Mad About You.

Crossover feedback loop!


There better have not been a Mad About You poster in the background of the one where Kramer auditions to play himself on Jerry.

There's also an episode of Mad About You where Paul bumps into Jerry and freaks him out because he took viagra and has an erecti.... Goddammit why the gently caress did I watch Mad About You? :smith:

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
It?
It.
Out?
Out.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Aren't you going to call your parents and tell them you're alive?
-D'ahhhh, they could use the break.

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.
Wow. I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.

Yanni Estacado
May 3, 2007

by T. Mascis

Jerusalem posted:

There's also an episode of Mad About You where Paul bumps into Jerry and freaks him out because he took viagra and has an erecti.... Goddammit why the gently caress did I watch Mad About You? :smith:

i hope you were smart enough not to watch his most recent pathetic CYE wannabe show unlike me

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

"Red Fructidor" posted:

That face always loving kills me, same when he's on the airplane. It looks like he's concentrating so hard.

Gotta support the team.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Ehud posted:

Gotta support the team.

Hey, what are you doing? Watch where you're driving, man! Don't mess with the Devils, buddy. We're number one! We beat anyone! We're the Devils! THE DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! HAHAHAHAHA

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Hey, what are you doing? Watch where you're driving, man! Don't mess with the Devils, buddy. We're number one! We beat anyone! We're the Devils! THE DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! HAHAHAHAHA

You stole my Jesus Fish!

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010

potee posted:

You stole my Jesus Fish!

It'll only feel like an eternity.

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

I wish I could take credit for that, it's actually a line my butcher uses when we're chewin' the fat.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yanni Estacado posted:

i hope you were smart enough not to watch his most recent pathetic CYE wannabe show unlike me

I didn't even know it existed, thank God.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Paul Reyser's character used to live in Kramer's apartment. Then he moves out and transcends realities somehow making his fictional self real, starting a television show, which George and Susan then watch.

FONTANAVERSE!

Leovinus
Apr 28, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Red Fructidor posted:

That face always loving kills me, same when he's on the airplane. It looks like he's concentrating so hard.

I love watching the outtakes with Puddy in them, just to watch Elaine cracking up at the staring. I mean, she cracks up at almost anything, but that is the bit I also crack up watching.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005

LividLiquid posted:

Paul Reyser's character used to live in Kramer's apartment. Then he moves out and transcends realities somehow making his fictional self real, starting a television show, which George and Susan then watch.

FONTANAVERSE!

Kramer is an actor who appeared on at least one primetime TV show, so maybe Kramer the actor appeared as a character named Kramer who rented his apartment from Paul Reiser, the comedian, who was playing Paul, the character.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
WORLDS COLLIDING!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

potee posted:

You stole my Jesus Fish!

If you're a fan of Putty/Patrick Warburton (and who isn't?) be sure to check out all the awesome burger descriptions he gives at the Cheese and Burger Society.

Edit: Make sure to click on "Meet the Cheese" tab, because his cheese descriptions are even better than the burgers.

"Blue...Coincidentally, blue is the color of my favorite pair of blue jeans."

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 01:37 on May 13, 2011

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I always loved that Elaine's immediate objection to Putty being Christian wasn't that he was religious but that he wasn't an entirely shallow and one dimensional person.

And that her immediate secondary objection was that he didn't care if she burnt in hell for all eternity.

Not An Irish Monk
May 1, 2009
If I'm on the street and it starts to go down, I don't back off until its finished.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Not An Irish Monk posted:

If I'm on the street and it starts to go down, I don't back off until its finished.
Well I think that's the tops.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
George: It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people and not caring.
Jerry: ...It's not like that at all.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Adjacent to refuse... is refuse!

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Gyshall posted:

Adjacent to refuse... is refuse!

It was above the rim!

Valhalska
May 3, 2007

Please do not be alarmed, we are about to engage...
The Nozzle.

Gyshall posted:

Adjacent to refuse... is refuse!

Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

kolby posted:

George: It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people and not caring.
Jerry: ...It's not like that at all.

It's like... well, it's like something!

Invis
Apr 26, 2010
Whoa, back it up, back it up! Beep, beep, beep.

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions

Invis posted:

Whoa, back it up, back it up! Beep, beep, beep.

Beep, beep, beep? What are you doing?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Jerusalem posted:

And that her immediate secondary objection was that he didn't care if she burnt in hell for all eternity.

Gonna be rough.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

potee posted:

Gonna be rough.

Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's talkng to the devil by the coffee machine?

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up
Sorry, thou shalt not steal.

ChuckDHead
Dec 18, 2006

BrandNew posted:

It was above the rim!

But I was clearly on the outer edge of the nostril!

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Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

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