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Rusty Shackelford posted:Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum? That's a lot of gum! 
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Rusty Shackelford posted:Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum? "Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies, sitting around, chewing gum, huh? Mmm, mmm, yeah. So uh, you know, Lloyd, he thinks he can get more of this."
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May 13, 2011 20:32
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Well, Lloyds a very industrious fellow.
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May 13, 2011 21:07
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"Well, what's going on over there with you and, uh, Vegetable Lasagna?" "This guy? He's an idiot. He doesn't mean anything to me." "I can hear you." From the same episode "I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we just ram right into it and end this whole thing!"
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May 13, 2011 21:10
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Jerusalem posted:I always loved that Elaine's immediate objection to Putty being Christian wasn't that he was religious but that he wasn't an entirely shallow and one dimensional person. "Yeah it's gonna be rough"
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May 13, 2011 22:09
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:That's a lot of gum! Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum.
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May 13, 2011 22:14
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Macaluso posted:Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum. She might be a newswoman!
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May 13, 2011 22:31
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Macaluso posted:Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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May 14, 2011 03:42
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You're not artistic, and you have no integrity!
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May 14, 2011 05:09
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Sweet fancy Moses
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May 14, 2011 05:36
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T. Finn posted:"Yeah it's gonna be rough" And the heat! My god, the heat!
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May 14, 2011 09:24
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Even though this thread is basically the same 15 or 20 Seinfeld quotes repeated over and over again I will never get tired of it.
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May 14, 2011 12:44
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That's a Ziggy! Quick Elaine, TO MY ARCHIVES!
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May 14, 2011 17:13
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BrandNew posted:Sweet fancy Moses Oh Moses smell the roses.
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May 14, 2011 19:17
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Listen to the bell, Grossbard, it tolls for thee.
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May 14, 2011 20:16
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Kevyn posted:Oh Moses smell the roses. Oh help me Rhonda.
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May 14, 2011 22:09
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I don't speak to a soul on the subway for 35 years and I get the best man at a lesbian wedding.
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May 14, 2011 22:14
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But I didn't want the money. I wanted... the cashmere.
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May 14, 2011 22:23
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He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!
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May 15, 2011 00:36
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Mr. Flunchy posted:Even though this thread is basically the same 15 or 20 Seinfeld quotes repeated over and over again I will never get tired of it. Guy goes to the bathroom and never comes back... it's like something out of a science fiction story.
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May 15, 2011 01:16
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Gyshall posted:Listen to the bell, Grossbard, it tolls for thee. That's funny, I marathoned two seasons this afternoon and saw that episode on the plane where Jerry meets the model in first class while Elaine is stuck in coach for the first time. Somehow in all my years I managed to miss it on both syndication and dvd's. Funny as hell episode, I was so happy to see a Seinfeld for the first time and simultaneously sad that that was probably the last time I'll ever get to experience it. 
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jojoinnit posted:That's funny, I marathoned two seasons this afternoon and saw that episode on the plane where Jerry meets the model in first class while Elaine is stuck in coach for the first time. Somehow in all my years I managed to miss it on both syndication and dvd's. Funny as hell episode, I was so happy to see a Seinfeld for the first time and simultaneously sad that that was probably the last time I'll ever get to experience it. I had the same experience watching "The Stranded" in syndication the other day. I think it was the last episode that I've managed to miss over the years. Maybe a dingo ate your baby!
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May 15, 2011 02:28
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May 15, 2011 04:37
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jojoinnit posted:That's funny, I marathoned two seasons this afternoon and saw that episode on the plane where Jerry meets the model in first class while Elaine is stuck in coach for the first time. Somehow in all my years I managed to miss it on both syndication and dvd's. Funny as hell episode, I was so happy to see a Seinfeld for the first time and simultaneously sad that that was probably the last time I'll ever get to experience it. I posted a month or so ago about how I'd never seen The Little Jerry. I finally watched it after that, and while it was great, it was such a bittersweet feeling to realize I'm never going to see a new episode again.
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Diabolik900 posted:I posted a month or so ago about how I'd never seen The Little Jerry. I finally watched it after that, and while it was great, it was such a bittersweet feeling to realize I'm never going to see a new episode again. I remember that. It was your post that made me realise there might be a couple I'd missed, although it took until this week to find the two that were totally new to me. I'm glad, because I was worried there wouldn't be any. I'm pretty sure I'm totally done now though, but short of reading the episode descriptions for every season I'll never know for sure. I'm just going to keep watching and hope another one pops up somewhere. I always enjoy them anyway.
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May 15, 2011 05:51
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potee posted:Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? There was something with Jason Alexander on it and he mentioned that this was his favorite line of the series.
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May 15, 2011 05:51
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Well the jerkstore called and they're running out of you!
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May 15, 2011 06:02
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Rusty Shackelford posted:Well the jerkstore called and they're running out of you! Why would they need me? You're their number one seller!
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May 15, 2011 06:03
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jojoinnit posted:Why would they need me? You're their number one seller! Well, I had sex with your wife!
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Rusty Shackelford posted:Well, I had sex with your wife! Who is this? 
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Currently watching "The Outing". I love this episode, but how did I never notice the callback to the bedbath scene in The Contest before?
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Athanatos posted:There was something with Jason Alexander on it and he mentioned that this was his favorite line of the series. I'm pretty sure he mentioned it in the 2009 (I think) World Series of Poker when playing in a hand with former world champion Greg Raymer. Would have loved to sit at that table.
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May 15, 2011 22:36
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Tippy toe? I don't think so.
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Poque posted:Tippy toe? I don't think so. That’s what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?
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72o posted:I'm pretty sure he mentioned it in the 2009 (I think) World Series of Poker when playing in a hand with former world champion Greg Raymer. Would have loved to sit at that table. Now I want to see an episode with George playing poker. They mentioned once that he has no poker face, I'd like to see that in action.
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Ehud posted:That’s what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool? I change all the tags in my pants from 32" to 31".
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T. Finn posted:George has ketchup problems. 
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T. Finn posted:Do you have a... ketchup secret?
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neoboman posted:Guy goes to the bathroom and never comes back... it's like something out of a science fiction story. You know I could have killed you and no one would have known! (I just love how Elaine is holding something heavy (a lamp?) and seems to be seriously considering killing him just because she will get away with it.)
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