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Toucan Sam
Sep 2, 2000
The best is when the lock breaks and the shifter will basically turn around in a circle. It makes finding the gears even more fun.

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Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

You Am I posted:

Column shifters were popular because most cars ran front bench seats.

Bench seat + floor shifter + your lady in the middle = awesome.

Bonus points if she's wearing a skirt, and no underwear. It's just natural to rest your hand on her thigh between shifts. Good times.

Makes me want to convert my 72 Swinger to manual so the old lady can ride in the middle like the good old days.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
You're almost making me miss my 90 Gutlass Supreme. It was a granny car, ugly, and unreliable. But I really liked having the 60/40 bench seat up front with a console shifter.

Rogz
Jul 22, 2009

Mr booby head vagina man.
Real eBay UK Gold?

ford escort mk1 1969 solid project car classic - £1,500

BRACE FOR CAPS!!!!!!!! posted:

HI YOU ARE LOOKING AT MY 1969 MK1 FORD ESCORT VERY RARE AND PROBABLY THE MOST SOLIDEST MK1 FOR SALE TODAY 53,OOO MILES 3 OWNERS

PROJECT CAR

COMES WITH

ENGINE AND GEARBOX THE ROCKER COVER IS MISSING BUT THE ENGINE IS ALL SEALED UP ,I HAVE BEEN TOLD ITS BEEN RECONDITIONED ???

ALL GLASS , AND SUNROOF

LIGHTS ,,BUMPERS ,, GRILL

CARPETS ,, 2 FRONT SEATS WHICH ARE IN EXCELLENT CONDITION THE BOTTAM HALF TO THE REAR SEAT ,, BUT THE TOP HALF IS MISSING ? SHAME

AND THEN REALLY ,, THERES JUST LOADS OF PARTS

THE CAR IS SOLID THE DOORS ARE EXCELLENT THE WINGS ARE EXCELLENT SO TO IS THE BONNET AND BOOT LID

THE CILLS ARE ALL EXCELLENT AND SO TO IS THE BULK HEAD

I WILL SAY TO EVERYONE PLEASE COME AND VIEW THE CAR , DONT EXPECT TO BE DRIVING AWAY IN IT , ITS A PROJECT , IT NEEDS TIME AND TLC

I DONT THINK YOU WILL FIND A BETTER SHELL ANYWHERE ? I MIGHT BE WRONG ? BUT ANYWAY THIS ONE IS A GOOD UN

I HAVE SET THE BUY IT NOW PRICE AT £1500 BECAUSE IT WILL FETCH THAT PLUS MORE, IN PARTS ALONE IF I BREAK IT ,, { WHICH I REALLY DIDNT WANT , IT WANTS GOING BACK ON THE ROAD FOR US ALL TO ENJOY }

PLEASE DONT HESITATE TO CALL FOR ANY FURTHER HELP OR ADVICE THANKS 07711 797000 ,,,,,,,,,,,,CAN DELIVER TO ANY WHERE IN UK FOR £1 PER MILE ONE WAY,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,, ALSO CAN DELIVER ANYWHERE IN WORLD RING 1ST FOR PRICE THANKS

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
There is a law of physics (I think it might be the Paulli Exclusion Principle?) that states if you buy an escort with a sun roof and set it up for rallycross, the first large crest you fly over at 70 mph, you will fly out the sun roof comically.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Very very tempting:
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/2387520565.html

quote:

86 Pontiac Fiero 6 cyl/ Stick.. trades? - $2000 (So. NH)

Runs Awesome, 4 Speed manual, GT Wing
Sunroof
126K
None of the typical Fiero problems, doesn't overheat, headlights work
Car Has no problems, except radio doesn't work and it needs a window switch.

Its got 16" Caviler Z24 Rims, Good tread on tires
Have original Rims too.

This car has been completely gone through, over 2000 in new parts alone

boxen
Feb 20, 2011
Possible real gold? Sorely tempted, this is about an hour from me.
http://imgur.com/iFKIw

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Rust:

Vent panel in front of the windshield (it has a bunch of foam on the back that traps moisture)
Front valence
behind the wheel wells
around the screws where those louvers are attached
Above the tail lights, underneath the hatch
Around all the windows
Floor pans
Spare tire
Pretty much the whole undercarriage

Be on the lookout.

heat
Sep 4, 2003

The Mad Monk
"Needs motor work"

3 little words, a whole world of possibilities

boxen
Feb 20, 2011

heat posted:

"Needs motor work"

3 little words, a whole world of possibilities

Bah, I'd have to pull the engine anyway to make room for the V8 :downs:

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat
Plus it's an automatic, plus I can see rust spots from here.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
THE SINGLE most arbitrary way to invalidate all the money and time you put into ground clearance:

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

The Scientist posted:

What do you guys think of this?:

1988 Pontiac Fiera

well there's a lot of potential :v:

Synonamess Botch posted:

No poo poo. That thing is worth way more than 1300.

and yet the ad is still up?!?!?!

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009

boxen posted:

Possible real gold? Sorely tempted, this is about an hour from me.
http://imgur.com/iFKIw



All Z's I've seen in the upper midwest are in need of rust repair if they've at all lived here since their original purchase date. Very few were ever truly 'garage kept' and if they have sunroofs or t-tops you might as well flush your money down the toilet. That being said, arches, dog legs, rockers, rear sill, battery tray, wheel well, tool compartments, and floors are the places you need to look at and decide if it can be repaired.

You can trip over Z guys selling 4 speed mans for < $100. Motor issues can range the gauntlet but you can always find a good block, head, etc for relatively cheap in the Z circles. You could always take it VQ https://sites.google.com/a/vq240z.com/www/home

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

and yet the ad is still up?!?!?!

If I were closer to it I would snatch that thing up in a heartbeat. FZR400s are the absolute tits.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/2391145763.html

quote:

Experimental ReverseTrike - $10000 (Staunton, va)

Date: 2011-05-19, 5:40PM EDT
Reply to: sale-rqa4n-2391145763@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

.. Sold as is, with a clear Va title. More pic's here http://taildraggertrikes.webs.com/
$10,000 or Make offer,
The Body can be removed in seconds
Very Fun,,,

I will drive it to your door for a fee..


Location: Staunton, va
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
That thing would flip SO easy... there's a reason they don't sell 3 wheelers in America any more.

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat
I thought it was the other kind of 3-wheelers that were inherently unstable.

Faerunner
Dec 31, 2007

The Scientist posted:

That thing would flip SO easy... there's a reason they don't sell 3 wheelers in America any more.

http://www.harley-davidson.com/en_US/Motorcycles/trike.html :???: They sell tons of them, sadly.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

Faerunner posted:

http://www.harley-davidson.com/en_US/Motorcycles/trike.html :???: They sell tons of them, sadly.

Well, that's not really what I meant; I make an arbitrary distinction between 3-wheelers and "trikes". A 3-wheeler is an offroad vehicle halfway between a 4-wheeler and a dirtbike; whereas I call a road bike with an extra wheel a "trike".

But good point, I guess. They DO sell a hell of a lot of those; I didn't even think about that.


But that that craigslist thing has such a narrow wheel base and such a long body, it seems inherently unstable, doesn't it?

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSaIv_5-Mho
And that's The Stig; he's more machine than human.

whose tuggin fucked around with this message at 18:06 on May 20, 2011

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
Having two wheels in front resolves the traditional 3-wheeler stability problem. The long wheelbase also helps. It would be better if the front axle were wider, of course.

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001
I think we should be less concerned about the stability and more concerned that is a $10,000 kaiser penis.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

el topo posted:

Having two wheels in front resolves the traditional 3-wheeler stability problem. The long wheelbase also helps. It would be better if the front axle were wider, of course.

Would a 2-in-the-back 3 wheeler have stability problems if it steered with the rear wheels?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

The Scientist posted:

That thing would flip SO easy... there's a reason they don't sell 3 wheelers in America any more.

http://cycle-car.com/
?

VideoTapir posted:

Would a 2-in-the-back 3 wheeler have stability problems if it steered with the rear wheels?

Yes, getting the toe geometry correct at all speeds/angles would be really tricky.

Rogz
Jul 22, 2009

Mr booby head vagina man.

The Scientist posted:

THE SINGLE most arbitrary way to invalidate all the money and time you put into ground clearance:



I wouldn't worry about it, they'll just pop themselves off on your first trail.

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

VideoTapir posted:

Would a 2-in-the-back 3 wheeler have stability problems if it steered with the rear wheels?

That arrangement doesn't really make sense. It'd have to be front-engined, front-wheel drive with a limited-slip diff on the front axle and even then it wouldn't be easily driveable.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

el topo posted:

It'd have to be front-engined, front-wheel drive with a limited-slip diff on the front axle and even then it wouldn't be easily driveable.

You could just put an FWD drive setup in the back to have drive and steer back there. I'd like to see it, but it'd be way more sensitive to toe issues than an FWD car.

Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

Rogz posted:

I wouldn't worry about it, they'll just pop themselves off on your first trail.

Don't most of those fold up and out of the way? I can't tell from the picture but the ones I've seen in person folded out of the way.

heat
Sep 4, 2003

The Mad Monk
:raise:

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/2395579362.html

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

That guy needs to post in this forum.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Rebadge that sucker as a 350i and I'd drive it every day.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

KozmoNaut posted:

Rebadge that sucker as a 350i and I'd drive it every day.

It'd be a 357i :clint:

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

kimbo305 posted:

It'd be a 357i :clint:

Looks carbureted, so I guess just 357.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
I haven't seen a ram flow air filter in 15 years.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


kimbo305 posted:

It'd be a 357i :clint:

I know, but it's a 350 cubic inch engine.

Badge it as a 350Ci and we're all happy ;)

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

"What the gently caress is a period?"

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Longest sentence ever without a period.

Jesus I get a headache reading poo poo like that.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

KozmoNaut posted:

I know, but it's a 350 cubic inch engine.

Badge it as a 350Ci and we're all happy ;)

Obviously 5.7L is the Euro way to go.

ge.hale
Feb 1, 2006
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/2394641939.html

quote:

07 CHEVY TAHOE 38K FLIX FULE - $15000 (DALLAS 75217)

HAVE Tahoe Standard StabiliTrakCruise Control BLACK Leather LIKE NEW NO ONE SETS IN THEM HAS FOG LIGHTS AFTER MARKET START UP ALARM WITH PAGE AND THE 2 SIDE MIRRORS FOLD IN AND OUT WITH A PUSH OF A BUTTION ABS (4-Wheel)Power SteeringPrivacy GlassAir ConditioningTilt WheelRoof RackAir Conditioning, RearAM/FM StereoAlloy WheelsPower WindowsOnStarPower Door LocksDual Air Bags CD (Multi Disc)Third Row SeatRunning BoardsParking SensorsQuad Seating (4 Buckets)Towing PkgDual Power Seats ( 4X4 WORKS LIKE NEW CALL OR TEX FOR MORE INFO 903 486 4076 NO CALLS BE 4 9 AM KBB IS 30,000 BUT DOSE HAVE SLAVGE TITLE SO THAT IS Y IM SELLING FOR 1/2 16,000

Um....I can only imagine what this person did to get a SLAVGE title. They also posted another ad a few days later with "NEW PICS" in the title. You open it up and it's just another lovely picture from a different angle with the same text.

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whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Doesn't it destroy you inside? I can go onto craigslist without getting a headache anymore. God help me if I ever clicked "by owner Or dealer", jesus christ.

I literally live near where the space shuttle, all of the mercury, gemini, and apollo missions rode an explosion off the loving ground into space yet nobody knows how to use punctuation or the function of the caps-lock button; am I the only one in the god-damned world who has an in-browser spell checker?

I mean just look at this: I dare you to scroll to the bottom of this page:

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/cta/

See how many posts you can find without mistakes in the title.

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