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Bulbous Goiter posted:STELLLLLAAAA THE DINGO ATE YOUR BA-BY.
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You know how in-flight magazines always have the most obscure interviews and articles? I flew Delta last week and theirs had an article written by the woman who played Doris Klompus. It was neat because apparently people still recognize her just from her few episodes on Seinfeld.
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May 26, 2011 17:18
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Loving Life Partner posted:I jiggled it! He was also one of the ugliest dudes on the show. Right up there with Uncle Leo.
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May 26, 2011 17:24
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Gyshall posted:He was also one of the ugliest dudes on the show. Right up there with Uncle Leo. Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.
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May 26, 2011 18:20
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0tvfbMslSI&feature=player_embedded Please everyone watch that, I can't embed it. Thank you.
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May 26, 2011 18:41
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wow, you really did that, didn't you
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May 26, 2011 18:44
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ephex posted:wow, you really did that, didn't you I take my Seinfeld posting very seriously ephex
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May 26, 2011 18:46
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T. Finn posted:I take my Seinfeld posting very seriously ephex fuggetaboutit
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May 26, 2011 18:48
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T. Finn posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0tvfbMslSI&feature=player_embedded "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" just doesn't have the same impact in German.
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May 26, 2011 18:50
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Gyshall posted:He was also one of the ugliest dudes on the show. Right up there with Uncle Leo. Amazingly he was only in his 50's on the show considering he looked half dead.
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May 26, 2011 19:03
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BrandNew posted:Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way. You're an Adonis!
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May 26, 2011 19:33
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du ist batman
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May 26, 2011 19:35
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Went a bit crazy with making Seinfeld ringtones the other week Now I've got the theme as my main ringtone, one of Jerry's "Who is this?" as my text sound, "Oh no... it's the moops, the card says moops" as failed send notification and the thread title as my email notification. It's pretty loving sweet.
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May 26, 2011 19:37
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wicka posted:"Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" just doesn't have the same impact in German. On the other hand "you're batman" still works quite well
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May 26, 2011 19:52
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♫ I like to stop at the duty free shop ♫
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May 26, 2011 19:58
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El Negocio posted:THE DINGO ATE YOUR BA-BY. You gotta see the BAA-Be
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May 26, 2011 21:52
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It's... breathtaking.
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May 26, 2011 21:56
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I'm not joking. She looks like Lyndon Johnson.
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May 26, 2011 22:07
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Robnoxious posted:♫ I like to stop at the duty free shop ♫ ♫ Everbody's talkin' at me, But I don't hear a word they're saying, Just driving 'round in Jon Voight's car. ♫
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May 26, 2011 22:41
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T. Finn posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0tvfbMslSI&feature=player_embedded Why oh why is the top related link "100 JEWS OF HOLLYWOOD!"  "This is not a prejudice analysis, just an example of how Jews might truly be running Hollywood." 
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May 26, 2011 23:45
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Jerusalem posted:Why oh why is the top related link "100 JEWS OF HOLLYWOOD!" You're a RABID anti-dentite!
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May 27, 2011 00:24
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BrandNew posted:On the other hand "you're batman" still works quite well Ja! Ich bin Batman!
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May 27, 2011 00:28
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Jerusalem posted:Why oh why is the top related link "100 JEWS OF HOLLYWOOD!" ASTROTURF!? You know who invented that, don't you? The Jews!!
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May 27, 2011 01:23
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Anyway, the point I was making before Goebbels made your hamburger is a man like you could be dating women twenty years younger.
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May 27, 2011 13:49
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May 27, 2011 15:00
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T. Finn posted:It's like some insane finishing move.
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May 27, 2011 15:01
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T. Finn posted:I can't tell if thats sexual or aggressive, but Kramers expression kills me. Wish it would word as an av, but you wouldn't be able to tell whats happening anymore.
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May 27, 2011 17:33
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We only wake you up for the important meetings, Costanza. Also related - I forgot Michael Richards is in Airheads. If I made movies, he would be my muse - I'd center every movie around him.
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May 27, 2011 18:13
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 What do you got, a Clarkman?
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May 27, 2011 18:34
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Wafflecop posted:Went a bit crazy with making Seinfeld ringtones the other week I hope you also have George's voicemail message.
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May 27, 2011 18:49
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Chicolini posted:
That's right. High five.
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May 27, 2011 18:56
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Attention, PlayNow employees. George Costanza's handicap bathroom on the 16th floor is now open to ALL employees... and their families! I'll see you in hell, Costanza.
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May 27, 2011 19:17
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XausF1 posted:Attention, PlayNow employees. George Costanza's handicap bathroom on the 16th floor is now open to ALL employees... and their families! I'll see you in hell, Costanza. Jerry. They really want me out of here. They’ve downgraded me to some sort of a bunker. I’m like Hitler’s last days here.
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May 27, 2011 19:45
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XausF1 posted:Attention, PlayNow employees. George Costanza's handicap bathroom on the 16th floor is now open to ALL employees... and their families! I'll see you in hell, Costanza. Hi, Margerie? George Costanza. How are you sweetheart. Listen, could you give Mr. Tomasulo a message for me? If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!
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May 28, 2011 00:12
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'SORRY'?! You almost took my toe off! Why don't you watch where you're going you LUNATIC!!
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May 28, 2011 00:56
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Look to the cookie! *Nods at the black guy*
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May 28, 2011 01:23
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Gyshall posted:Look to the cookie! *Nods at the black guy* Your views on race relations are just fascinating.
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May 28, 2011 01:25
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BrandNew posted:Your views on race relations are just fascinating. Maybe he's....mixed....
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May 28, 2011 02:55
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Kramer: I've got a shirt goin' at 325 for 10 minutes Jerry: What's wrong with your oven? Kramer: I'm baking a pie!
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BobMcFartsens posted:Kramer: I've got a shirt goin' at 325 for 10 minutes Kramer: Huckleberry!
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