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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Blueberry blackberry.
Blackberry boysenberry.
Boysenberry huckleberry.
Huckleberry raspberry.
Raspberry strawberry.
Strawberry cranberry.

...Peach.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

The stock swap. Let's swap some stocks!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Ehud posted:

The stock swap. Let's swap some stocks!

I wouldn't drink anything called Moland.

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!
I was playing words with friends today and attempted to play the word quon. God drat it Kramer.

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

BrandNew posted:

I was playing words with friends today and attempted to play the word quon. God drat it Kramer.

You need a medical dictionary!

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

esperantinc posted:

You need a medical dictionary!

If a patient gets difficult you quon them!

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

Ehud posted:

The stock swap. Let's swap some stocks!

You can check porn, and stock quotes.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Chicolini posted:

You can check porn, and stock quotes.

Porn quotes...I'm so lucky to have a friend like you, Chicolini. Did I ever tell you how much I love you?

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
Then I said, "Oh, by the way, I know about the stuff."

And you know what he said?

"What stuff?"

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Did the broker send you over?

-Ah, yes, most likely.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

jojoinnit posted:

Did the broker send you over?

-Ah, yes, most likely.

I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.

Jack Bandit
Feb 6, 2005
Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months
Look at the cute little bastard you are mama's little bastard, aren't you?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Jack Bandit posted:

Look at the cute little bastard you are mama's little bastard, aren't you?

Dis son of a bitch is ICE COLD.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
I'm sure its been posted before in the thread but dammit if it doesn't need to be repeated!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lq8U2pqmWU

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell
And fondled his muscled heart
He imbibed in her glistening spell
Just before the other shoe, fell

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Dis son of a bitch is ICE COLD.

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

XausF1 posted:

I'm sure its been posted before in the thread but dammit if it doesn't need to be repeated!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lq8U2pqmWU

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

;-* I'm Victoria, hi!

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!
Charity?! That's appalling.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

BrandNew posted:

Charity?! That's appalling.

Good Samaritan law?? You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country is all about.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Good Samaritan law?? You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country is all about.

Who told you to put da cheese on?

Libandano Urfam
Apr 23, 2010
A gift in your name has been made to the Human Fund!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Capt. Sticl posted:

Good Samaritan law?? You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country is all about.

Did you see the look on that cop's face when Jackie asked him if a black man had ever been to his house?

Valhalska
May 3, 2007

Please do not be alarmed, we are about to engage...
The Nozzle.

Libandano Urfam posted:

A gift in your name has been made to the Human Fund!

The Human Fund: Money for People.

Invis
Apr 26, 2010
She's your Lex Luthor!

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
He's the Got-No-Green Lantern!

Jack Bandit
Feb 6, 2005
Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months

Kevyn posted:

He's the Got-No-Green Lantern!

He can wipe out his checking account in a single bound!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Nobody Beats The Wiz

Invis
Apr 26, 2010
Who's Bozo? Bozo the Clown, that's who Bozo is. When I was a kid, Bozo the Clown was the clown, bar none.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Ehud posted:

I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.

Ah, delicious to meet you.

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Invis posted:

Who's Bozo? Bozo the Clown, that's who Bozo is. When I was a kid, Bozo the Clown was the clown, bar none.

You're hung up on some clown from SIXTIES man!

One of the best things about Seinfeld is the number of appearances by actors who would go on to have much bigger careers. In this case, a clown played by Jon Favreau.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

jojoinnit posted:

Ah, delicious to meet you.

Well, I've uh, I've changed my mind. I think I'm going to build a rollercoaster instead.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005

MokBa posted:

You're hung up on some clown from SIXTIES man!

One of the best things about Seinfeld is the number of appearances by actors who would go on to have much bigger careers. In this case, a clown played by Jon Favreau.

Not just a clown, Eric the Clown.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

MokBa posted:

You're hung up on some clown from SIXTIES man!

One of the best things about Seinfeld is the number of appearances by actors who would go on to have much bigger careers. In this case, a clown played by Jon Favreau.

The creepiest clown next to It.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Not just a clown, Eric the Clown.
Yeah, but he put out the fire with his over sized clown shoe.

"There's the coward, that left us to die!"

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
You've never heard of Bozo? B, o, z, o?

Hasty Apology
Sep 1, 2009
I have to first stop off at the uh, circus- you know, with all the clowns.


I'm going crazy, ironically, trying to figure where there was ever a short scene where George is in a straightjacket and Jerry picks him up at the end, or beginning, of the episode. It wasn't in The Bottle Deposit, where I was expecting it... am I just crazy?

pyromance
Sep 25, 2006
I want to say that scene was somewhere towards the end of his time with the Yankees. Maybe the downtown episode where they were going through the song to figure out what his boss wanted him to do?

OnlyJuanMon
Jan 25, 2010

:burger::taco::burger::taco::burger:
Too tired to chase fences right now.
:taco::burger::taco::burger::taco:
Maybe the answer is in the Penske file.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Anybody ever see an interview or somewhere where Michael Richards talks about Art Carney? I've been re-watching The Honeymooners and Norton is totally Kramer.

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Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

MokBa posted:

You're hung up on some clown from SIXTIES man!

One of the best things about Seinfeld is the number of appearances by actors who would go on to have much bigger careers. In this case, a clown played by Jon Favreau.

My personal favorite was seeing a young Patton Oswalt as a video store clerk in the episode where George joins a book club and tries to watch the movie versions of books instead of reading the actual books.

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