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If one of those Mercedes shitheads crashed into Pomplamoose that would be cool, though.
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osukeith161 posted:Mercedes panders to the don't-have-to-give-a-poo poo demographic who think that they are better than everyone else. This demographic is way too big to all be able to afford a Mercedes. Plenty of that group is still driving a 1988 Civic.
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Jun 8, 2011 22:25
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osukeith161 posted:Also, Hyuandi and Pomplamosse. I will never, ever purchase one of your cars. That campaign ruined your brand. Wait that wasn't Justin Bieber?
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Jun 9, 2011 00:43
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ElwoodCuse posted:If one of those Mercedes shitheads crashed into Pomplamoose that would be cool, though. Why the Pomplamoose hate all of a sudden?
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Jun 9, 2011 00:44
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This one for background checks really drives me nuts. "You want me to take your word for it? haha" Let's all be paranoid as gently caress. You never know who is working for the reptilian ruling class and keeping tabs on YOU! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6boeAfMhao Although the same company does have this sweet commercial with the bed intruder guy from Alabama. basicallllllllyyyyy if these people that done bad and they're near your pad the sex offender tracker is gonna show you were they at and it's as simple as that It's also got some sweet Dr Suess rhyming too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwAvGSGEJEY
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Jun 9, 2011 02:32
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Watching Tosh.0 the other night, there were 3 of the same Worx Energy Drink commercials in a row (it worx for me!), followed by... a commercial for 5-Hour Energy Drink. I was about to flip the gently caress out.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:45
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Vikings are supposed to be mighty Nordic  , navigating rough seas in their longboats as part of their neverending drive to conquer, and holding gargantuan victory feasts where they consume enormous amounts of alcohol. They are NOT supposed to be goofy English-accented fuckers running around having wacky adventures while hawking Capital One credit cards. <  >Also, I don't care about Pomplamousse or whatever they're called as far as their music goes, but I think the female singer is kinda cute. 
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Jun 9, 2011 02:49
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osukeith161 posted:Also, Hyuandi and Pomplamosse. I will never, ever purchase one of your cars. That campaign ruined your brand. I'm pretty sure lovely cars ruined their brand. Mister Kingdom posted:Why the Pomplamoose hate all of a sudden? Because they're terrible, just like Hyundais.
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Jun 9, 2011 05:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcr2uWkJkzI
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Jun 9, 2011 05:56
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Secks posted:I made the mistake of complaining about that ad to some friends of mine so every time it comes on during a baseball game, I get flooded with texts that say "Flash mob moved to 12:30" That is actually really funny and I love your friends.
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Jun 9, 2011 06:06
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I had forgotten about a trainwreck of an ad that the Washington Health Dept. put out several months ago until today when a dumb gently caress at my work was humming this to himself. gently caress you Vern for making me remember this poo poo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOj3rku0lrA Wash-your-hands-ington!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOj3rku0lrA To remedy this, however, I watched my new favorite ad, the Domino's "Decisions" ad, if only for the very last second. Even if it's fake, my friends and I all jaw dropped then started laughing uncontrollably. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ9HaKkzJAY Domino's - Decisions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ9HaKkzJAY
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Jun 9, 2011 07:12
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Anytime this ad comes on the radio (yes i know i need to get satellite ). Fellows looking to spice things up in the bedroom. Go to adam an________*CLICK*
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Jun 9, 2011 07:25
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Don't know if this is local to Tennessee or not (never heard them in Texas or Oklahoma, though,) but those "HELUVA good dip"  commercials are intolerable e: upon looking at YouTube, I see a whole lot of NASCAR videos related to this product. well then!
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Jun 9, 2011 08:54
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Hard to describe it without "spoiling" it, but I loathe the Zoosk.com "Office Romance" commercial. Truly terrible "random" catchphrases, sounds like something the 80s or 90s would've produced. I swear they designed it to be caught by DVR fast-forwarding!
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Jun 9, 2011 09:13
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This one is new. It's only been playing a few days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrmsSbojBVI 
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Jun 9, 2011 10:08
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This one's new, too. It's probably my favorite commercial airing right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0cmMiW6bI
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Jun 9, 2011 10:09
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Gonz posted:This one's new, too. It's probably my favorite commercial airing right now. That's loving great.
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bucksmash posted:To remedy this, however, I watched my new favorite ad, the Domino's "Decisions" ad, if only for the very last second. Even if it's fake, my friends and I all jaw dropped then started laughing uncontrollably. That little girl has quite an arm on her. MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:Don't know if this is local to Tennessee or not (never heard them in Texas or Oklahoma, though,) but those "HELUVA good dip" I think it's a national brand. Pretty good dip. Gonz posted:This one is new. It's only been playing a few days. What is it with these Old Navy songs and the most horribly off-key music and singing? I didn't mind the first one or two but each one has gotten exponentially worse. raditts fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Jun 9, 2011 |
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Jun 9, 2011 12:37
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I can't be the only one who had never heard of Magnum ice cream and thought the first 20 seconds of this commercial were about a chick day-dreaming about a truck driver's giant dick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUEeEUAju3Q
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Jun 9, 2011 13:35
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raditts posted:Because they're terrible, just like Hyundais. I liked a couple of their cover songs and I don't think I could handle an entire concert, but I wouldn't call them terrible.
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Jun 9, 2011 13:40
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Grandpa Pap posted:Vikings are supposed to be mighty Nordic They're not Vikings. They're Visigoths.
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Sash! posted:They're not Vikings. They're Visigoths. Visigoths or Vikings, the commercials still annoy the poo poo out of me. 
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Jun 9, 2011 15:33
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If you live in the Indiana region, you probably grown to hate the commercials for Speedway (gas station) chain. They feature people singing a jingle....but they all can't sing for poo poo. There at least four versions, one with a white rapper, a country girl singiner, some other girl, and this guy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VTVD6s5FKM This is the only copy of the video I can find online, so bare with the fact it's recorded on a camcorder. Also echoing the hate for that horrible Spider phone ad.
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Mister Kingdom posted:I liked a couple of their cover songs and I don't think I could handle an entire concert, but I wouldn't call them terrible. My only exposure to them is through their god-awful commercials, but from what I've seen, they're just a bunch of lame hipsters who really have no business singing (if you can call what they do singing, it sounds like she's just up there reading cue cards and waiting for a paycheck).
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10 seconds after I typed pomplamoose into youtube's search box I realized there's more musical talent contained in 3 seconds of Old Navy vay-cay-shway than the combined lifetime work of these jagoffs. Also hot shapely chicks, 3 of them, instead of one who resembles mccauley caulkin. edit: here's a starburst one that's been making sure my hatred meter's been pegged for a couple weeks: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheStarburstChannel#p/a/f/0/BtVkI8ddLCg The very first time I saw that sprint or at&t commercial with the guys on the ski lift, I knew right then the ad guys were thinking "hey that zack gallawhatever fellow's pretty funny, lets get us a fat guy with a beard" Starbust had the same idea and wrote dumb forced kevin smith-esque dialogue for it but I think they ordered the talent agency's lower-rate just-as-horrible Brian Posehn impressionist instead. Vin BioEthanol fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jun 9, 2011 |
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raditts posted:I think it's a national brand. Pretty good dip. Why, one might even say it's a Hell of a (Helluva) good dip!
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Palleon posted:If you can call what they do singing, it sounds like she's just up there reading cue cards and waiting for Their detached, monotone, emotionless "Up on the rooftop" is what I will hear in hell, over and over. I have no idea what the people were going for in their Snapper/Simplicty commercial, but I end up hating whatever it is. The "man crush" followed by "right at you bro" makes me wonder if they are supposed to be lesbians, females playing the role of stereotypical males, or supposed to be straight women who had horribly written dialogue? I have seen it a lot during golf programs. This commercial is terrible.
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ruddiger posted:Watching Tosh.0 the other night, there were 3 of the same Worx Energy Drink commercials in a row (it worx for me!), followed by... a commercial for 5-Hour Energy Drink. I was about to flip the gently caress out. That's what you get for watching Tosh.0. 
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DJExile posted:This is still the best husband/wife ad I've ever seen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CxmVxBnR78
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kami posted:This one's probably my favorite I love my Thienna!
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Smegma Enigma posted:I can't be the only one who had never heard of Magnum ice cream and thought the first 20 seconds of this commercial were about a chick day-dreaming about a truck driver's giant dick. You're not far off. The imagery is intentionally evocative of everything you think of when you think of the word "Magnum" (condom not gun).
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Yeah, every second of that commercial is about dicking. Congratulations for cracking the DaMagnum code.Gonz posted:This one is new. It's only been playing a few days. I definitely recognize that parrot's voice. I think he's better than that kind of work, but I guess money's money, especially for non-unionized voice actors. 
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Is it wrong that the worst thing about that commercial to me is the choreography?
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You aren't exposed to this horrible, constantly running thing, courtesy of the TXDoT unless you live in or real close to Texas. Lucky you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CAgfJVeI1s Assuming the cop tags these dudes in a speed trap, how does he see the guy in back not wearing his belt? Don't most middle seats have a waist belt and not a shoulder belt? Who drives around Texas, with all their windows down, on the highway? What sort of grown man wears a shirt like that? And look at all that green and goddamn trees. I loving know the east side of Texas is responsible for this. The good side is proper desert.
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ElwoodCuse posted:HH Greg is opening some stores around here for the first time ever. They have this ad playing almost non-stop with a lovely cover of Help! and I think I hate this chain already even though their stores technically aren't even open yet. I knew without even looking at your profile that you were from Pittsburgh. I couldn't agree more.
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Can we complain about online advertising here? Because god drat am I sick of ponies.
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I'm not sure if this was something that actually aired on TV, but Pizza Hut apparently thought it was a good idea to put money into their new "Ultimate Stuffed Crust" pizzas as a surprise. I don't even know what the gently caress.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnpT9EXDNI Apologies if this has already been posted.
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Doc Hawkins posted:Can we complain about online advertising here? Because god drat am I sick of ponies. THANK YOU.
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kittenmittons posted:I'm not sure if this was something that actually aired on TV, but Pizza Hut apparently thought it was a good idea to put money into their new "Ultimate Stuffed Crust" pizzas as a surprise. I don't even know what the gently caress.... Hey, it's cash, so tax-free prizes!
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Doc Hawkins posted:Can we complain about online advertising here? Because god drat am I sick of ponies. No, don't. You'll attract them. Sash! posted:They're not Vikings. They're Visigoths. They're goths, not Visigoths, and they're not goths, they're punks! raditts fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Jun 11, 2011 |
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