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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Between Cole being given the freedom to poo poo up the place every week on Raw and being able to openly mock Vince I have to wonder if there isn't more going on behind the scenes with him.

He's got some dirt on somebody or something.

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Kneecaps
Mar 22, 2003

We're not playing paddy cake here!
Soiled Meat

Perry Normal posted:

That was the best botchamania in a while. That Chimel tape is hilarious.

Cole is quickly becoming one of my favorites. I love when he lets loose.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Kneecaps posted:

Cole is quickly becoming one of my favorites. I love when he lets loose.

I agree.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

The 24/7 and Chimel stuff at the end were absolute gold. This is where Michael Cole is perfect - allowed to poo poo on a product nobody REALLY cares about. Yes, old wrestling is neat and can be fun to watch, but 80% of that stuff is just terrible. Him and Mick riffing on it was great, and that Chunk 'O Chimel at the end was a beautiful thing.

A+ Botchamania.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Phenix Rising posted:

The 24/7 and Chimel stuff at the end were absolute gold. This is where Michael Cole is perfect - allowed to poo poo on a product nobody REALLY cares about. Yes, old wrestling is neat and can be fun to watch, but 80% of that stuff is just terrible. Him and Mick riffing on it was great, and that Chunk 'O Chimel at the end was a beautiful thing.

A+ Botchamania.

The best part of that Shea Stadium show commentary was at the end when Cole asked Foley if he ever worked out. Foley got all upset and felt insulted.

Eugene Jerome
Jun 24, 2005

by angerbeet
The whole "Showdown at Shea" show with Foley/Cole on commentary aired on 24/7 a few years back.

Most of it's on Youtube:

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22s...bih=635&cad=cbv

EDIT:

In the Hogan/Andre video, Foley mentioned wrestling Andre in Japan right before he died, and sure enough, one of those matches is on Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izlT0h0TqOc

Eugene Jerome fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Jun 11, 2011

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

Eugene Jerome posted:


In the Hogan/Andre video, Foley mentioned wrestling Andre in Japan right before he died, and sure enough, one of those matches is on Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izlT0h0TqOc

How did he not mention this in any of his books?

Andre is so hunched over at this point it looks like he's the same height as Foley.

CaptainRapesAlot
Jul 25, 2007

Drivin' down the road,
lookin' for a Waffle House,
and drinkin' lots of Wild Turkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhCFxMdy9GM

Can someone please explain why the gently caress Chavo Guerrero used to be a racist white guy?

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


He just one day said I'M NOT HISPANIC ANYMORE.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

DMPunk posted:

The best part of that Shea Stadium show commentary was at the end when Cole asked Foley if he ever worked out. Foley got all upset and felt insulted.

For me, the best part was when Foley asked Cole why he never talks about his journalism background and Cole just flat-out says "because nobody cares." The whole thing is funny, though. Cole is surprisingly good without Vince or Kevin Dunn screaming in his ear, and I remember him and Taz doing pretty well on the Benoit DVDs when they were just allowed to be themselves.

Kneecaps
Mar 22, 2003

We're not playing paddy cake here!
Soiled Meat

CaptainRapesAlot posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhCFxMdy9GM

Can someone please explain why the gently caress Chavo Guerrero used to be a racist white guy?

He was doing a thing where he was ashamed of his Mexican heritage. It lasted about a month, then Eddie died and Kerwin White was never mentioned again.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Kneecaps posted:

He was doing a thing where he was ashamed of his Mexican heritage. It lasted about a month, then Eddie died and Kerwin White was never mentioned again.

Wonder what ever happened to that caddy of his......

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

DMPunk posted:

Wonder what ever happened to that caddy of his......
Probably still has a job somewhere.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

DMPunk posted:

Wonder what ever happened to that caddy of his......

Both of them became world champions!

Eugene Jerome
Jun 24, 2005

by angerbeet

Hirams Bitch posted:

How did he not mention this in any of his books?

Andre is so hunched over at this point it looks like he's the same height as Foley.

Even worse...Andre wrestling in Japan just 6 weeks before he died:

Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0E1ppKojFU
Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWIUMJk0B6o

He could barely stand up

:(

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IASdAJByXW4&feature=feedrec_grec_index

I know who kikutaro is, but who the hell is Don Arakawa and why does his offense look so awkward?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Sionistic posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IASdAJByXW4&feature=feedrec_grec_index

I know who kikutaro is, but who the hell is Don Arakawa and why does his offense look so awkward?

Don Arakawa's gimmick was a comedy parody of Puro Legend Rikidozan.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Man, these Andre videos are so depressing :( Dude could barely stand up without needing the ropes. Such a shame that they didn't catch it early enough in life to do something about it like they did with The Big Show.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Phenix Rising posted:

Man, these Andre videos are so depressing :( Dude could barely stand up without needing the ropes. Such a shame that they didn't catch it early enough in life to do something about it like they did with The Big Show.

I think I remember reading that the procedure that Show had done didn't exist yet when Andre was young enough to have it.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Perry Normal posted:

I think I remember reading that the procedure that Show had done didn't exist yet when Andre was young enough to have it.

Wouldn't doubt that, it's a really risky surgery - if it's the same as what Show had, it was a small tumor growing and pressing against the pituitary gland, causing him to keep growing and growing. Thankfully he had the surgery to get it removed early on, or he'd probably be having the same trouble now that Andre did near the end of his career.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
MOTY right here folks, Tsukushi vs. Emi Sakura from 6/11.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vpBv4fHEms

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Ozz81 posted:

Wouldn't doubt that, it's a really risky surgery - if it's the same as what Show had, it was a small tumor growing and pressing against the pituitary gland, causing him to keep growing and growing. Thankfully he had the surgery to get it removed early on, or he'd probably be having the same trouble now that Andre did near the end of his career.

It really is amazing that Andre lived as long as he did, given the medical options available for the condition he had when he was young.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Really old, really short, yet still really awesome.

https://vimeo.com/25000901

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Jun 12, 2011

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

They redid the spot in early TNA and it was still awesome, but I remember Tenay and the guy who wasn't Don West talking about Jeff Jarrett and Ron Killings through it, completely no selling it.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQqAaGugTb8&feature=feedu

New Botchmania

This has one of the better endings

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

crazycarl posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQqAaGugTb8&feature=feedu

New Botchmania

This has one of the better endings

I thought the Chikara ad at the beginning was a joke but thats two episodes in a row. He should probably be careful about selling adspace on something like that.

Edit: Unless he's doing it for free just to promote them of course.

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Jun 13, 2011

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

I thought the Chikara ad at the beginning was a joke but thats two episodes in a row. He should probably be careful about selling adspace on something like that.

Edit: Unless he's doing it for free just to promote them of course.

I know CHIKARA pays for ads on botchomania.com

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I didn't immediately recognize the music at the end, but when I did :stare:

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

frankenfreak posted:

I didn't immediately recognize the music at the end, but when I did :stare:

Yeah, I kind of went "wait what is thi--oh. Ooooooh!" and then laughed my rear end off.

Johnny Polo's Tazz-esque commentary was great.

Hammond Edgar
Apr 24, 2008

Mr. Carlisle posted:

I thought the Chikara ad at the beginning was a joke but thats two episodes in a row.
Third, actually. He started doing that on 174. He says in the description that the ads on botchamania.com weren't getting enough hits, so he's tacking them onto the beginning of the videos instead.

Mexican Samurai
Nov 12, 2005
Everybody's favorite cosplay otaku kickboxer, Yuichiro "Jienotsu" Nagashima makes his professional wrestling debut against Kohei Sato from Zero-1 MAX.

Nagashima is a K-1 MAX champion and knocked out a highly touted MMA champion on New Year's Eve which produced one of the funniest moments in Mixed Martial Arts history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z4xs1ddQ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIiiojijhPk

Tyma
Dec 22, 2004

I love Leinster and I couldn't be happier that Jordie Barrett has signed with them on a short term deal.

Mexican Samurai posted:

Everybody's favorite cosplay otaku kickboxer, Yuichiro "Jienotsu" Nagashima makes his professional wrestling debut against Kohei Sato from Zero-1 MAX.

The moment he came out, I instantly recognised what he's dressed as.

I'm so ashamed, does this mean I have to leave the Punchsport Pagoda? :{

George Kaplan
Mar 12, 2006

Suben posted:

Johnny Polo's Tazz-esque commentary was great.

If Raven can still do that, he needs to come back to the table.

Korak
Nov 29, 2007
TV FACIST

George Kaplan posted:

If Raven can still do that, he needs to come back to the table.
Watch the videos on his site. He is just as off the wall as ever.

edit: Watching Raven's June videoblog, I'm convinced he's slowly going insane. Also randomly switches to a Wisconsin/Canadian accent.

Korak fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Jun 13, 2011

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Apparently this was the demo SMW used to try and get on stations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1fR2UBciK8&hd=1

Mexican Samurai
Nov 12, 2005

HulkaMatt posted:

Apparently this was the demo SMW used to try and get on stations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1fR2UBciK8&hd=1

Hangings, racism, bloody chairshots and STOP signs. Smoky Mountain was ECW before they became extreme. Some of those images from the video are shocking, how did they get on a single television station?

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Mexican Samurai posted:

Hangings, racism, bloody chairshots and STOP signs. Smoky Mountain was ECW before they became extreme. Some of those images from the video are shocking, how did they get on a single television station?

Not to mention that the presentation makes SMW look as hokey and low-rent as NWA: MS. I love Cornette and all, but boy does this not age well.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
XPac backstage at King of Trios with Colt Cabana, Dick Togo, Great Sasuke and Jinsei Shinzaki (plus a special guest appearance from HBK's socks)

http://www.realxpac.com/behind-the-scenes-1-2-3-kid-at-chikara-5/155#more-155

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

R-Truth's "Least Favorite Jimmys" list:
http://vids.wwe.com/12275/wwecom-countdown-r-truths-least

Honoroable mentions for Jimmy Eat World and Slim Jimmy.

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George Kaplan
Mar 12, 2006

HulkaMatt posted:

Apparently this was the demo SMW used to try and get on stations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1fR2UBciK8&hd=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1fR2UBciK8&hd=1&t=11m0s

Is that a wood and chickenwire cage? A giant chicken coop?

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