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vyst posted:It was a highlight of the last threaDATEACOUGAR There's an ad for this site that plays late at night on the radio station I listen to in the car that actually replaces "date" with "bang" No, seriously.
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# ? Jun 20, 2011 02:41 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 10:35 |
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I saw one of those late night "date line" commercials where they just straight up said yo, nobody is calling these things for "dates." Call if you want to bang a chick.
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# ? Jun 20, 2011 03:13 |
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muscles like this? posted:I saw one of those late night "date line" commercials where they just straight up said yo, nobody is calling these things for "dates." Call if you want to bang a chick. hahaha well why beat around the bush?
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# ? Jun 20, 2011 04:10 |
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It's like a... KKKAAANNNGGGGG!!! It's just your mounts. Ooooh.
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# ? Jun 20, 2011 04:48 |
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vyst posted:I like that commercial they had that was a longer version with the same song. I liked that song too. That lady's singing does make me want to drink, so mission accomplished there I guess.
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# ? Jun 20, 2011 05:38 |
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I can't tell is Adrian Brody is supposed to be singing or reciting poetry, but it sure doesn't make me want to drink beer.
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# ? Jun 20, 2011 06:00 |
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SolarFire2 posted:I can't tell is Adrian Brody is supposed to be singing or reciting poetry, but it sure doesn't make me want to drink beer. I think he's just supposed to be sloppy drunk. The women in the audience are crying because he was doing so well but we're seeing him fall off the wagon in a big way.
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# ? Jun 20, 2011 14:45 |
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Kingtheninja posted:My uncle showed me this commercial for an old beer called Rainier beer. I really wish there were more creative beer commercials like this today. I remember that commercial from my childhood, if you didn't know already, the mountain at the end is Mount Rainier, pretty much a distant, visible staple in the Seattle landscape. Vitamin R still exists, but it's not the same as it was back then. It was a local beer brewed in the Seattle area. The brewery was a big landmark with it's neon R on top. Sadly it was bought out by one of the larger breweries, and Tully's Coffee owned the brewery when I left Seattle, replacing the big red "R" with a big green "T." Last time I was in Seattle (2 years ago), Raineer was still available.
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# ? Jun 20, 2011 15:19 |
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Yankee fans probably have heard the phrase "Derek Jeter's got an edge" so many times during games. It's in a commercial for tri-state (NJ, NY, CT) Ford dealers, and they say it about ten times during it. They seem to show it about once per inning. Stop it, Ford.
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# ? Jun 21, 2011 01:07 |
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Its an old one but its still being shown in CT. I guess even glorified pawn brokers can have touching commercials. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiTAJETUJ0k
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# ? Jun 21, 2011 01:30 |
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SolarFire2 posted:I can't tell is Adrian Brody is supposed to be singing or reciting poetry, but it sure doesn't make me want to drink beer. Only rear end in a top hat hipsters drink that piss.
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# ? Jun 21, 2011 02:01 |
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Seems to be spoken word poetry, but yeah the beer's hardly worth the pomp and circumstance. Even less so when you see what places charge for it.
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# ? Jun 21, 2011 05:08 |
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Gravel Gravy posted:It was Heineken. Heineken has had some pretty decent print ads too. I was driving through a predominantly Spanish neighborhood and there was a billboard in Spanish that said "Our beer doesn't need a lime." There's another one that says "There are 10 different ways to tell this beer is cold. They're called fingers." It's not mindblowing or anything and Heineken is still barely one step above Bud, but I liked the cut of their jib.
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# ? Jun 23, 2011 17:04 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0 Just saw this today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehjo28X5JY8 Keith Stone is hilarious.
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# ? Jun 23, 2011 18:19 |
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Wow, those literally made my day.
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# ? Jun 23, 2011 18:26 |
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Dalai Lamacide posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0 That got more hilarious with every new pitch or feature (the Mustard Monster warrants a ).
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# ? Jun 23, 2011 18:58 |
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Dalai Lamacide posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehjo28X5JY8 See, this is everything that those DQ and Edge commericals want to be. This is random "awesome" stuff done right. Don't explain anything, jsut let it happen.
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# ? Jun 23, 2011 19:18 |
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Dalai Lamacide posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0 I must own this product. I have no idea how I lived this long without ever having one.
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# ? Jun 23, 2011 19:41 |
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Dalai Lamacide posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0 I'm reminded of the old South Park episode with the live-action fake advert for the Mr Hankey playset.
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# ? Jun 23, 2011 20:12 |
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I kind of want to punch this kid:
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# ? Jun 23, 2011 21:39 |
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I read on yahoo news some days ago that one of those Yoplait ads has been pulled because it might promote eating disorders. Guilty? I'm not sure-- I'm fat and I agree, thinner is better. But I've always hated these ads because the product doesn't live up to its name. Apart from key lime pie, the yogurts are nothing like what they've been named after and aren't substitutes. So yeah, you can choose the cheesecake yogurt over real cheesecake, but cheesecake it ain't, and it might even make you wish harder that you had the real thing instead of crappy bitter yogurt. I especially hate the black forrest cake one because of the lispy way the thin smug girl in the ad pronounces "yummy black forest cake," and because I've tried that exact yogurt and it sucks.
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# ? Jun 23, 2011 21:40 |
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Jedi posted:I must own this product. I have no idea how I lived this long without ever having one. You probably already own one, its called a knife.
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# ? Jun 23, 2011 21:51 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I remember that commercial from my childhood, if you didn't know already, the mountain at the end is Mount Rainier, pretty much a distant, visible staple in the Seattle landscape. Rainier Beer still exists. I had it when I was in Seattle in March. There's also Olympia Beer, which is exactly the same thing. I think every region has its staple cheap rear end beer. Cincinnati had some super cheap beer that tasted like water, but I forgot what it's called.
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# ? Jun 23, 2011 22:27 |
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The Trojan Tri-Phoria commercial annoys the piss out of me. This chick gets 3 vibrators at her wedding shower and her husband gets way too excited. Whywoud a guy get excited at the prospect of three vibrators? Is he planning on sticking one in his rear end?
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 00:33 |
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eggsovereasy posted:I kind of want to punch this kid: I also want to punch the Best Buy girl who wants to sell tablet computers and Nintendo DSs and god knows what else to everyone going on vacation. Here's a thought, when you go camping or to the beach or someplace without electronics, you could, you know, do fun poo poo that doesn't require loving electronics. Why the gently caress would you camp out in the woods and then watch a movie on a 6-inch screen?
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 00:35 |
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Combo posted:You probably already own one, its called a knife. You're forgetting the golden rule of advertising: There's got to be a better way
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 01:15 |
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Jedi posted:You're forgetting the golden rule of advertising: There's got to be a better way <Cut to black and white> Fat guy with a bad combover and engineer shirt slices his fingers all up bleeding all over a hot dog, kids crying.
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 01:19 |
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Rhyno posted:The Trojan Tri-Phoria commercial annoys the piss out of me. This chick gets 3 vibrators at her wedding shower and her husband gets way too excited. Whywoud a guy get excited at the prospect of three vibrators? Is he planning on sticking one in his rear end? Only stupid, insecure, and close-minded men don't love the idea of their wife/girlfriend having and using vibrators. Edit: As to why three...well, they can serve as backups, or for when more ladies come to join you.
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 01:50 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Only stupid, insecure, and close-minded men don't love the idea of their wife/girlfriend having and using vibrators. I have used a vibrator on my girl before that is not my issue. DrBouvenstein posted:Edit: As to why three...well, they can serve as backups, or for when more ladies come to join you. Yes, THREE of them. And he's super loving excited about it.
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:05 |
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Rhyno posted:rear end in a top hat hipsters Speaking of, that stupid rear end "If you don't have an iPhone" commercial is bad enough, but I swear every single Apple commercial uses the same lovely ~*totes obscure indie*~ band to make their background jingle. It has the exact same tempo, usually the same pitch, everything.
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:11 |
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Edit: Wrong thread
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 03:58 |
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eggsovereasy posted:I kind of want to punch this kid: That little bastard from the Toyota Highlander commercials grows up into this kid, doesn't he?
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 05:34 |
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Dalai Lamacide posted:
I would have to say though, I think this is the best beer commercial ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNQa5HCUYCQ&feature=player_embedded
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 06:13 |
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Dalai Lamacide posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0 HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE WE CAN REMOVE THE BUN FROM THE EQUATION!
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 07:16 |
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YES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0qth4rtXao
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 10:21 |
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Gonz posted:YES The second I heard "Soccer", I knew what the joke was. Most of the SC commercials are good.
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 12:53 |
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Jedi posted:The second I heard "Soccer", I knew what the joke was. Most of the SC commercials are good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLxKSvkpE1Y They're usually very good but this is one of the best ones they've done in a long time. E: Oh god the Dwight Howard one too
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# ? Jun 24, 2011 14:38 |
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I'm going to shoot my television the next time I see a DQ commercial. That cloud screaming YEAHHHHH inspires feelings of rage and murder.
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# ? Jun 25, 2011 19:13 |
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Just saw a late night commercial for the Belly Burner featuring Carlos Mencia (halfway through) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP8hacYeClc
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# ? Jun 26, 2011 08:55 |
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DJExile posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLxKSvkpE1Y These are both fantastic. An "ads you love" thread would be even better than an "ads you hate" thread but there might not be enough content.
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