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Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

XausF1 posted:

Been waiting all month for this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQbtXVn-PA8

Do they make swaddling clothes for adults?

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BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!
First of all, I don't think you can make a rooster take a dive.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LordFancy posted:

Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.

I gotta say, I'm 100% with George on this one. When you're engaged/married/living with someone, they'll be all pissy that you took a bite out of the cheese...it's like drinking right from the milk carton, but worse.

But single? gently caress it, eat that cheese, mofo!

In fact, I have some cheese at home...when I get out of work, I'm going to just bite into it like an apple!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

DrBouvenstein posted:

In fact, I have some cheese at home...when I get out of work, I'm going to just bite into it like an apple!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-DMnQvQHAc

pepperoniroller
Sep 11, 2001

You cant test it when its melted! It changes the molecules
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Local-New-York-Ice-Cream-pz-768133444.html?x=0&.v=1

Bulbous Goiter
Sep 15, 2003
Whatchu' Talkin Bout?
Again with the Edward Scissorhands. How can you have hand like scissors? Show me one person who's got hand like scissors?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Bulbous Goiter posted:

Again with the Edward Scissorhands. How can you have hand like scissors? Show me one person who's got hand like scissors?

Hey, it's a beautiful dream. I'd love to be this man!

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

JUST SHOOT THE drat MOVIE SO I CAN HAVE IT OUT ON THE STREETS!

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
You gotta shoot this movie for me, Brodey's a reasonable guy but he's insane!

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Make love to that wall, pervert!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.








I need to start dressing like this. Mesh shorts, suit coat, no shirt.

Bulbous Goiter
Sep 15, 2003
Whatchu' Talkin Bout?

haljordan posted:



I need to start dressing like this. Mesh shorts, suit coat, no shirt.

Probably wear some Timberlands to finish off the ensemble.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

And Gore-Tex in the winters. I just like saying Gore-Tex.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Stare-Out posted:

And Gore-Tex in the winters. I just like saying Gore-Tex.

You bought a coat because Jon Voight used to wear it?

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Capt. Sticl posted:

You bought a coat because Jon Voight used to wear it?

You like Liam Neeson? You know he's not American.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

haljordan posted:

I need to start dressing like this. Mesh shorts, suit coat, no shirt.
I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

or in something that was half silk, half cotton, half linen. How can you go wrong?

AbstractNapper fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Jun 24, 2011

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up

AbstractNapper posted:

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

It's so cozy - I'm ensconced in velvet.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Bulbous Goiter posted:

Probably wear some Timberlands to finish off the ensemble.

Painted black for special occasions.

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
That's what I always tell people. Jerry Seinfeld's a funny guy!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

safety dan posted:

That's what I always tell people. Jerry Seinfeld's a funny guy!
Funny guy! Right here! Funny guy!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
You decided to get a rug! Good for you, Jack!

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

Man that Micheal Jordan is such a phoney.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

dog poop n doritos posted:

Man that Micheal Jordan is such a phoney.
He and Meryl Streep should get together.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em. :smug:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






T. Finn posted:

Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em. :smug:

I love how Jerry first turns to Peggy and then Elaine, expecting one of them to give him a look of approval or something for his horribly inappropriate joke. During a funeral. Even better, he seems genuinely confused when he doesn't get it.

OnlyJuanMon
Jan 25, 2010

:burger::taco::burger::taco::burger:
Too tired to chase fences right now.
:taco::burger::taco::burger::taco:
That's GOT to hurt....I. Don't. Care. Whereyerfrom.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

jojoinnit posted:

Funny guy! Right here! Funny guy!
And it wouldn't be impolite to laugh at his antics.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
HolyHoly Cow

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

So my girlfriend went to the Gap the other day: http://i.imgur.com/DKY9E.jpg

Bulbous Goiter
Sep 15, 2003
Whatchu' Talkin Bout?
I'M GIVING YOU A RAISEEEEEEEEEEEEe :gizz:

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Max22 posted:

So my girlfriend went to the Gap the other day: http://i.imgur.com/DKY9E.jpg

She has the horrified/bemused pose just right too, well done to both of you

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Max22 posted:

So my girlfriend went to the Gap the other day: http://i.imgur.com/DKY9E.jpg

I'm disappointed that you're not just a couple of white people.

mints
Aug 15, 2001

Living on past glories
I may work in a business office, but I am not a business man.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Max22 posted:

So my girlfriend went to the Gap the other day: http://i.imgur.com/DKY9E.jpg

You know, it's really not a bad looking shirt.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Did I just see Danny McBride for a split second as one of the movers from the Lumbar Yard?

Not the one who talks.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Max22 posted:

So my girlfriend went to the Gap the other day: http://i.imgur.com/DKY9E.jpg

But can she spare her change for an old buccaneer?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A PIRATE!

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Bonzo posted:

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A PIRATE!

"Avast ye matey?!" What the hell does that mean?!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Max22 posted:

So my girlfriend went to the Gap the other day: http://i.imgur.com/DKY9E.jpg

She looks like she's gonna swing in on a chandelier!

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Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

OnlyJuanMon posted:

That's GOT to hurt....I. Don't. Care. Whereyerfrom.

That's GOTTA hurt! That's... gotta hurt! ...oooooooo drat YOU LAZER GUY

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