Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

appropriatemetaphor posted:

And what's the deal with airline food? They give you two choices but they're always out of one!

...By the way we're out of both choices-

On Earth, you enjoy eating a tasty clam. On MY planet, a CLAM enjoys eating a tasty YOU! :zoid:

# ? Jun 28, 2011 13:40

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 16:52

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

MAYBE I'M NOT YELLING LOUD ENOUGH!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 13:43

Stonefish: Nov 1, 2004; Chillin' like a villain

Yakov Smirnoff said it.

# ? Jun 28, 2011 14:11

superjew: Sep 5, 2007; No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Johnny Carson said it.

# ? Jun 28, 2011 14:41

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Stonefish posted:

Yakov Smirnoff said it.

superjew posted:

Johnny Carson said it.

No he didn't.

# ? Jun 28, 2011 14:43

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

No he didn't.

I don't recall ever making this post... but that is SO what I would have done!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 15:26

axelblaze: Oct 18, 2006; Congratulations The One Concern!!!

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appropriatemetaphor posted:

And what's the deal with airline food? They give you two choices but they're always out of one!

...By the way we're out of both choices-

Put on four episodes of "The Office"!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 16:00

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

axleblaze posted:

Put on four episodes of "The Office"!

No it's not, it's Juicy Couture!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 16:07

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Let's all go to the lobby!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 16:22

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

DrBouvenstein posted:

You could just fan-wank it away by saying that was only a local transporter, only moving things a few yards, not inter-stellar.

Apart from at the end when Fry was transported from White Planes to the Planet Express building in the middle of New New York :colbert:

# ? Jun 28, 2011 16:37

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Gorilla Salad posted:

Apart from at the end when Fry was transported from White Planes to the Planet Express building in the middle of New New York

White Planes is a suburb of New New York, therefore local :colbert:

# ? Jun 28, 2011 17:22

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Slipped to Page 2?

That dog won't hunt, monsignor.

# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:22

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Sensible posted:

Slipped to Page 2?

That dog won't hunt, monsignor.

This is my robot, Bender. And this is my other robot, Bender.

# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:35

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

TravBot posted:

This is my robot, Bender. And this is my other robot, Bender.

Bender? That was the other guy, call me Boiler.

By the way, call me Bender.

# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:36

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Athenry posted:

Bender? That was the other guy, call me Boiler.

By the way, call me Bender.

Help, Blender, you're the only one of us who's sober!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:39

thexerox123: Aug 17, 2007

TravBot posted:

This is my robot, Bender. And this is my other robot, Bender.

I was so happy about this reference. I wonder how many people got it?

# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:40

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

thexerox123 posted:

I was so happy about this reference. I wonder how many people got it?

I missed it. I was titty much protally fitshaced when I saw that part.

# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:42

thexerox123: Aug 17, 2007

TravBot posted:

I missed it. I was titty much protally fitshaced when I saw that part.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yyB06HvAjI#t=2m53s

# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:57

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

This is my robot, Bender. And this is my other robot, Bender.

Wait a second... Benders name isn't Bonder. IT'S BENDER!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 22:16

Superrodan: Nov 27, 2007

Coleman posted:

Wait a second... Benders name isn't Bonder. IT'S BENDER!

Meet Bender. He's a robot in the body of a Chinese Martian physicist.

# ? Jun 28, 2011 22:53

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Superrodan posted:

Meet Bender. He's a robot in the body of a Chinese Martian physicist.

How droll. :geno:

# ? Jun 28, 2011 23:03

Fishylungs: Jan 12, 2008

DrBouvenstein posted:

How droll.

What a clever impersonation of a stupid, poor person. How much is that quote actually worth, Brannigan?

# ? Jun 28, 2011 23:36

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DrBouvenstein posted:

How droll.

No wait, the other thing. Tedious!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 23:41

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

appropriatemetaphor posted:

And what's the deal with airline food? They give you two choices but they're always out of one!

...By the way we're out of both choices-

You gotta make your own choices in life! That's what separates people.. and robots, from animals!.. and animal robots!

# ? Jun 29, 2011 04:52

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

TravBot posted:

Help, Blender, you're the only one of us who's sober!

But I thought he was sober earlier when he hadn't been drinking?

# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:11

RillAkBea: Oct 11, 2008

MariusLecter posted:

But I thought he was sober earlier when he hadn't been drinking?

We need a comedy central season rule.

"The first 3 episodes don't count"

That's pretty much how long it took the last season to kick in too.

# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:18

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

RillAkBea posted:

We need a comedy central season rule.

"The first 3 episodes don't count"

That's pretty much how long it took the last season to kick in too.

But I thought-

# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MariusLecter posted:

But I thought he was sober earlier when he hadn't been drinking?

Fry said it, so it was automatically a wrong understanding of the situation, compounded by the fact that he (Fry) was drunk.

What Fry means by "you're the only one who is sober" is that Bender is the only one in full use of his faculties.... well, him and all the other robots in the world, but Fry doesn't know any of them. Also he got a race car.... is any of this getting through to you?

# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:41

Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

What keeps recurring to me:

During the alcohol shortage, what happened to all the other robots? :ohdear:

# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:45

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Jerusalem posted:

Fry said it, so it was automatically a wrong understanding of the situation, compounded by the fact that he (Fry) was drunk.

What Fry means by "you're the only one who is sober" is that Bender is the only one in full use of his faculties.... well, him and all the other robots in the world, but Fry doesn't know any of them. Also he got a race car.... is any of this getting through to you?

Whose leg does a guy gotta hump to get a "Stop thinking Mariuslecter!" around here?

# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:51

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Killer robot posted:

What keeps recurring to me:

During the alcohol shortage, what happened to all the other robots?

They all got rust beards. Even the fem-bots.

# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:58

neonnoodle: Mar 20, 2008; by exmarx

MariusLecter posted:

But I thought he was sober earlier when he hadn't been drinking?

Poor Bender, you're seeing things. You've been drinking too much. Or too little. I forget how it works with you. Anyway, you haven't drunk exactly the right amount.

# ? Jun 29, 2011 13:04