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Hey! What stinks in here? 
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Jul 7, 2011 20:40
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Mr. Cohen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalways here.
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Jul 7, 2011 21:03
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Which episode is it where Kramer clumsily climbs out of the booth in Monks instead of just leaving normally for no particular reason?
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Jul 7, 2011 22:34
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Gyshall posted:Mr. Cohen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalways here. I think what I like best about that small scene is from that one line, you know drat near everything about that character. Probably is a not very successful mid-level sales guy...single, most likely divorced, probably drinks too much, clearly thinks he's funnier than he is and wants to always be the life of party. His friends don't care for him all that much, but he always insists on paying so they keep him around. Probably drives an older car that he likes to claim is classic, but is just beat up.
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Jul 7, 2011 23:54
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He does not like Drakes coffee cake. He was screaming about it all night, how it's too sweet and it falls apart when you try to eat it.
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Jul 8, 2011 04:10
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DrBouvenstein posted:I think what I like best about that small scene is from that one line, you know drat near everything about that character. Oh, alright. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Alright, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you? You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth. Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean...
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Jul 8, 2011 04:17
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jojoinnit posted:He does not like Drakes coffee cake. He was screaming about it all night, how it's too sweet and it falls apart when you try to eat it. HATE The Drake! 
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Jul 8, 2011 04:21
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You can try Gagliano's. *sob* They're pretty good. Oh GOD *sob*
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Jul 8, 2011 04:23
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Jerusalem posted:HATE The Drake!
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Jul 8, 2011 04:37
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You've got to loooove the Sein!
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Jul 8, 2011 06:35
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Two things I just thought about and couldn't stop laughing at: 1: Jerry's "game" where he pretends like murderers are chasing him as he's unlocking his door. 2: The friend of the guy Elaine gives the fake number to awkwardly trying to blurt out "I'm a man," but not being able to finish "man."
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Jul 8, 2011 06:36
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Jerusalem posted:HATE The Drake! Hahaha, I was watching Hobo With A Shotgun again tonight with some friends, and the crime boss villain in the movie is named "The Drake". So every time his name was mentioned, guess what I thought of?
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Jul 8, 2011 07:42
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Hahaha, I was watching Hobo With A Shotgun again tonight with some friends, and the crime boss villain in the movie is named "The Drake". So every time his name was mentioned, guess what I thought of? Did he have a big screen television? Or had the fake charity volunteers already picked it up from his ex-fiance's before the movie was made?
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Jul 8, 2011 08:27
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Jerusalem posted:Did he have a big screen television? Or had the fake charity volunteers already picked it up from his ex-fiance's before the movie was made? No, but he did have a coffee cake named after him! (Seriously, though, he just orchestrated everything in the movie while everyone else hosed poo poo up around town for him.)
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Jul 8, 2011 15:03
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penismightier posted:
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Jul 8, 2011 18:14
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Eh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity!
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Jul 8, 2011 18:21
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You stole my Jesus fish!
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Jul 8, 2011 19:24
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..and she says, "Those aren't buoys!"
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Jul 8, 2011 19:44
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What's the difference, you know where you're goin'.
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Jul 8, 2011 19:59
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Oh no you don't have to challenge that. That's a word, a definite word! Quone! To Quone something!
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Jul 8, 2011 20:01
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If the patient gets difficult, you quone them.
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Jul 8, 2011 20:10
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safety dan posted:What's the difference, you know where you're goin'. Different pipes go to different places!
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Jul 8, 2011 20:14
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Leyburn posted:If the patient gets difficult, you quone them. My dad is a surgeon and a huge Seinfeld fan, and I keep waiting for him to tell me a story about a time when he had to deal with an unruly patient so I can use "quone" in a legitimate sentence, but it never happens 
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Jul 8, 2011 20:18
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As I rained down blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way
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Jul 8, 2011 20:32
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It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
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Jul 8, 2011 20:36
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just made this, idk idk
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Jul 9, 2011 09:42
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This thread is the same 25 quotes over and over and I still laugh out loud at EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
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Jul 9, 2011 10:04
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Arrivederci, my fellow 40 short!
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Jul 9, 2011 11:08
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Jul 9, 2011 14:23
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clockworx posted:
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Jul 9, 2011 17:10
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Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?! Why, separate knob, WHY?!
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Jul 9, 2011 17:15
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Man, it wasn't the snooze. Most people think it was the snooze, but no, no snooze.
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Jul 9, 2011 17:22
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thepokey posted:As I rained down blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way That must have been some doll.
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Jul 9, 2011 17:34
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She was.
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Jul 9, 2011 17:49
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We live in a society here!!
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Jul 9, 2011 18:30
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You know we're living... in a society!
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Jul 9, 2011 18:35
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When you control the mail, you control... INFORMATION.
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Jul 9, 2011 19:03
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So you were talking, you're having pleasant conversation, then all of sudden... It... Out.
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Jul 9, 2011 19:04
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YES! Grace! bleaghh.
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