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Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.
I could drop you like a bag of dirt.

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Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Chicolini posted:

I could drop you like a bag of dirt.


You want a piece of ME? YOU GOT IT!



I love Elaine's line just before that, just the way the words flow together is great.

"It means whateverthehell you want it to mean."

Edit: Bloopers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2LdHH0hmHY

Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Jul 10, 2011

mints
Aug 15, 2001

Living on past glories
I'm just going to have a soup. Yeah, I'll save the meal for another time.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account
You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy.







Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

mints posted:

I'm just going to have a soup. Yeah, I'll save the meal for another time.

Soup can be a meal?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You had to have the BIIIIIG salad!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

mints posted:

I'm just going to have a soup. Yeah, I'll save the meal for another time.

Did he crumble any crackers?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

jojoinnit posted:

Soup can be a meal?

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




DrBouvenstein posted:

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.

Jambalaya!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Alhazred posted:

Jambalaya!

I mentioned the bisque. :colbert:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round. The mug is round. They should call it roundtine!

mints
Aug 15, 2001

Living on past glories
THAT'S GOLD JERRY, GOLD!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Gyshall posted:

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round. The mug is round. They should call it roundtine!

BOSCO!

Painkiller
Jan 30, 2005

You think the truth will set you free...

Bagarthach posted:

You want a piece of ME? YOU GOT IT!



I love Elaine's line just before that, just the way the words flow together is great.

"It means whateverthehell you want it to mean."

Edit: Bloopers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2LdHH0hmHY

I love this so much

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
No soup for you!

Ganon
May 24, 2003
I had cornish game hens a few days ago for dinner and badly wanted to ask the table the chicken question.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gyshall posted:

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round. The mug is round. They should call it roundtine!

He's my protege :)

Red Fructidor
Jan 8, 2004

FYI Posh Spice and that DB just named their kid "Harper Seven"

Is there a gif of George doing the woop woo thing when he writes 7 in the air?

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001

Ganon posted:

I had cornish game hens a few days ago for dinner and badly wanted to ask the table the chicken question.

It's a full bird. Stuffed with ham, topped with gorganzola.

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
He knows.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

DrBouvenstein posted:

BOSCO!

What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically ... just ... unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
So, my new t-shirt arrived the other day:



Lovin' it. Wearing it now. Feels like I'm being ensconced in velvet.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Rusty Shackelford posted:

No soup for you!

You're through, Soup Nazi! No more soup for you. NEXT!

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

LesterGroans posted:

So, my new t-shirt arrived the other day:



Lovin' it. Wearing it now. Feels like I'm being ensconced in velvet.

This shirt will never leave my body!

Number one, signing off.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
I thought we agreed on Soda!?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/jul/11/harper-seven-daughter-david-victoria

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

And Beckham calls himself British? If his daughter is going to have Seven as a middle name, the least he could do is give her "Blake" as a first name.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Chexoid posted:

Number one, signing off.

World's Greatest...that's better than Number One!

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Ganon posted:

I had cornish game hens a few days ago for dinner and badly wanted to ask the table the chicken question.

Mmm, game hen?
Kind of.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
Something's missing alright.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help
Wear some more lipstick.

Invis
Apr 26, 2010
You're a RABID ANTI-DENTITE!

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

I don't even know L Ron Hubbard!

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Invis posted:

You're a RABID ANTI-DENTITE!
Dentists feh.
Who needs 'em?


Not to mention the blacks and the Jews.

Not An Irish Monk
May 1, 2009

Robnoxious posted:

Not to mention the blacks and the Jews.

I really don't think we should be talking about this.

Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away
They do have their own schools!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

You want to hear more? The master bedroom opens into the solarium...

mints
Aug 15, 2001

Living on past glories
TWO solariums?

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Snoopy and Prickly Pete.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
GEORGE: Slippery Pete, Kramer tells me you are one hell of a rogue electrician. And shlomo, you're the best truck driver.

SHLOMO: I don't know If I'm the best.

GEORGE: Oh...you're very good.

SHLOMO: Let's say "good."

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goodog
Nov 3, 2007

Kevyn posted:

Snoopy and Prickly Pete.

You people have a little pet name for everybody.

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