Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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superjew: Sep 5, 2007; No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Jerusalem posted:

..... give this poster a beer!

Accusing gentle Bender of a misdeed? That's the last straw!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 02:20

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:04

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

superjew posted:

Accusing gentle Bender of a misdeed? That's the last straw!

Can I have my job back?

# ? Jul 14, 2011 02:29

L33t_Kefka: Jul 16, 2000; My 1337 littl3 magic us3r, put 0n this cr0wn, bitch! H4W H4W! I 0wn j00!!!!

Fishylungs posted:

Helmut Spargle has a message for you. He says "Ooh, I'm dead!"

I'm dead! I'm dead!
Only eat whole grain bread!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 03:47

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

L33t_Kefka posted:

I'm dead! I'm dead!
Only eat whole grain bread!

I said no such thing!

And then I died! HUUUUUEEEGH!!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 04:27

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

404GoonNotFound posted:

I said no such thing!

And then I died! HUUUUUEEEGH!!

BYE ANIMOTRONIO!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 04:43

woodch: Jun 13, 2000; This'll kill ya!

Good news, everyone! I'm technically still alive!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 05:33

entropy: Jul 19, 2003; I'm afraid I just blue and gold myself.

This is the WORST kind of discrimination -- The kind against ME!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 05:49

woodch: Jun 13, 2000; This'll kill ya!

But... But... Bender need brain! For... Smart-making!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 05:57

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Jerusalem posted:

Can I have my job back?

In fact, severely reduced pay for everyone!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 06:11

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

woodch posted:

But... But... Bender need brain! For... Smart-making!

Spare me your space-age technobabble, Atilla the Hun! < :mad:

# ? Jul 14, 2011 13:10

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Evil Mastermind posted:

Spare me your space-age technobabble, Atilla the Hun! <>

No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 13:35

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

haveblue posted:

No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

Wonderful! haveblue's ejection shows that he is not the man-mama!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 14:10

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ego posted:

Wonderful! haveblue's ejection shows that he is not the man-mama!

So the toilet seat is, like, the uncle or something?

# ? Jul 14, 2011 14:17

superjew: Sep 5, 2007; No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Is it true that postage stamps are made of-

# ? Jul 14, 2011 14:24

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

superjew posted:

Is it true that postage stamps are made of-

Good news, everyone! You're off to the Tempest Nebula to gather chronotons!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 14:30

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

superjew posted:

Is it true that postage stamps are made of-

Correct! Six thousand hulls!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 14:31

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

sebzilla posted:

Correct! Six thousand hulls!

Well, it's a spaceship, so anywhere between zero and one.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 14:37

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

haveblue posted:

Well, it's a spaceship, so anywhere between zero and one.

Ones and zeros everywhere. And I think I saw a two :ohdear:

# ? Jul 14, 2011 15:40

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Ones and zeros everywhere. And I think I saw a two .

Don't worry, Bear Retrieval Unit. There's no such thing as two.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 15:44

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Ones and zeros everywhere. And I think I saw a two .

I think Futurama's writers are the only people who've made actually-funny jokes about binary. This one, and Bender's table grace of "one zero zero one one.......two" actually made me laugh out loud.

Also, TVTropes says Bender's apartment door has the ASCII number for the dollar sign character :mmmhmm:

# ? Jul 14, 2011 15:50

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Zero zero one one zero zero zero one zero zero one zero zero one one one one zero one zero zero zero zero one one zero one one zero one one one zero zero one one.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 16:00

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

sebzilla posted:

Zero zero one one zero zero zero one zero zero one zero zero one one one one zero one zero zero zero zero one one zero one one zero one one one zero zero one one.

Everyone out of the universe! (I assume that's the time code. I'm not so obsessive that I know it from memory)

# ? Jul 14, 2011 16:06

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

sebzilla posted:

Zero zero one one zero zero zero one zero zero one zero zero one one one one zero one zero zero zero zero one one zero one one zero one one one zero zero one one.

I don't get it. It's just meaningless gibberish.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 16:07

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Lutha Mahtin posted:

I think Futurama's writers are the only people who've made actually-funny jokes about binary. This one, and Bender's table grace of "one zero zero one one.......two" actually made me laugh out loud.

Also, TVTropes says Bender's apartment door has the ASCII number for the dollar sign character

When he's shocked to see a binary number written on the wall in the werecar episode, the number is 666.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 16:27

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

Figured I'd be the first to say that Maurice Lamarche was dead-on: "The Late Philip J. Fry" is up for a 2011 Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Animated Program! ... and its competition is The Cleveland Show, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons and South Park.

If Futurama loses, we riot.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 16:44

axelblaze: Oct 18, 2006; Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

_{and...oh my...could you please...

oh my...}; Grimey Drawer

haveblue posted:

No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

SOMEONE SAID FIRE!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 16:46

insaine: Aug 29, 2006

Cardboard Box posted:

Figured I'd be the first to say that Maurice Lamarche was dead-on: "The Late Philip J. Fry" is up for a 2011 Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Animated Program! ... and its competition is The Cleveland Show, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons and South Park.

If Futurama loses, we riot.

That is awesome, totally deserves it. Going to watch that episode again right now I think.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 17:33

Leovinus: Apr 28, 2005; by Y Kant Ozma Post

I don't think Late was particularly deserving of an Emmy, but given how awful the competition is, sure, it should win.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 17:40

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

sebzilla posted:

Correct! Six thousand hulls!

Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 17:43

ff7cid: Jun 27, 2008; Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about!

Evil Mastermind posted:

Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.

Well, at least it will help reduce their population.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 17:51

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

ff7cid posted:

Well, at least it will help reduce their population.

Don't let them pick your pocket!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 18:24

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

Leovinus posted:

I don't think Late was particularly deserving of an Emmy, but given how awful the competition is, sure, it should win.

It was one of the best of that season!!

The Elders tell of a young poster much like you. He posted three times an hour. Then he posted 1.8 times an hour. Then he posted four times an hour. Do I make myself clear?

# ? Jul 14, 2011 19:16

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Phat_Albert posted:

It was one of the best of that season!!

The Elders tell of a young poster much like you. He posted three times an hour. Then he posted 1.8 times an hour. Then he posted four times an hour. Do I make myself clear?

Phat_Albert, our people tell the same story.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 19:21

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Phat_Albert posted:

It was one of the best of that season!!

The Elders tell of a young poster much like you. He posted three times an hour. Then he posted 1.8 times an hour. Then he posted four times an hour. Do I make myself clear?

Mr. Albert, our mods tell the same story.

_{_Oyyy}

# ? Jul 14, 2011 19:21

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Leovinus posted:

I don't think Late was particularly deserving of an Emmy, but given how awful the competition is, sure, it should win.

"Sorry I'm a billion years late" is a great line and deserving of an Emmy by itself :colbert:

# ? Jul 14, 2011 19:21

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

"Sorry I'm a billion years late" is a great line and deserving of an Emmy by itself

Hello!

code:

Bonjour!

Crazy gibberish!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 19:29

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

"Sorry I'm a billion years late" is a great line and deserving of an Emmy by itself

That's the old Emmy...he's dead now.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 20:12

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

DrBouvenstein posted:

That's the old Emmy...he's dead now.

Don't you worry about an Emmy, let me worry about blank.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 21:53

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Phat_Albert posted:

The Elders tell of a young poster much like you. He posted three times an hour. Then he posted 1.8 times an hour. Then he posted four times an hour. Do I make myself clear?

As long as you don't make me smell Uranus. :laugh:

# ? Jul 14, 2011 22:09

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:04

superjew: Sep 5, 2007; No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

I really hope it wins. A lot of people were raving about the cornucopia of references in the latest episode, and "The Late Philip J. Fry" is another good example of that.

Also, does anyone feel the commentaries for this last season weren't that great? I enjoy geeking out to them, but it sounded like their heads were still spinning from being renewed again and not knowing if they would be yet again.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 22:27

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