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El Negocio posted:You people have a little pet name for everybody. Pimple Popper, MD.
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LesterGroans posted:So, my new t-shirt arrived the other day: It's all puffy. Like the pirates used to wear.
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Jul 13, 2011 04:44
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Evil Agita posted:It's all puffy. Like the pirates used to wear. ...But I don't wanna be a pirate! 
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Jul 13, 2011 14:10
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JethroMcB posted:...But I don't wanna be a pirate! The sea was angry that day, friends, like an old man at the deli trying to return soup!
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Jul 13, 2011 16:13
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:The sea was angry that day, friends, like an old man at the deli trying to return soup! A hole in one eh.
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Jul 13, 2011 23:25
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I'm not gay...
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Jul 14, 2011 04:04
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Jul 14, 2011 04:34
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I love finding these little throw away conversations on my re-watch. From The Raincoats... Jerry and George walking down the street: Jerry: Have you noticed they moved where they do the interview on Jeopardy now? George: Yeah, it was right in the middle of Single Jeopardy. Now it's after Single Jeopardy. Jerry: Yeah, it's much better, isn't it? George: Oh, no comparison.
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Jul 14, 2011 04:54
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Me and my friend said something about a gay person on tv, and at the exact same time took a beat and said, "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
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Jul 14, 2011 05:07
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Whenever Jerry is telling a story like a little kid it just cracks me up. Like with Pimple Popper M.D. Do you have any idea what it feels like to save a persons life? Is it anything like hitting a homerun in softball- No. -Cause I hit a whopper last week! or "Last night I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME!"
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Jul 14, 2011 05:20
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dog poop n doritos posted:Whenever Jerry is telling a story like a little kid it just cracks me up. Like with Pimple Popper M.D. Heeey, a Dinosaur!
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Jul 14, 2011 05:48
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dog poop n doritos posted:Whenever Jerry is telling a story like a little kid it just cracks me up. Like with Pimple Popper M.D. I got so freaked out that I ran and ran and I could run really far even though I was a little kid and they found me asleep in a construction yard!
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Jul 14, 2011 10:03
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DamnGlitch posted:I feel I must inform you all of this: http://twitter.com/SeinfeldStories These are spectacular, so many can just be imagined as real episodes. quote:Kramer convinces Frank that the lottery is a 50/50 chance: you either win or you don't; Elaine's purse gets stolen at a funeral.
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Jul 14, 2011 11:24
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dog poop n doritos posted:Whenever Jerry is telling a story like a little kid it just cracks me up. Like with Pimple Popper M.D. G.I.Joe...with the frogsuit! . . . . . I'm going to put this on him, and then we're going to go to the sink.
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Jul 14, 2011 12:51
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More turkey and wine? More heavy gravy?
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Jul 14, 2011 17:31
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Why's Mr.Costanza with a man in a cape?
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Jul 14, 2011 17:37
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Its not fair that people are served based on first come first served, it should be based on who's hungriest!
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Jul 14, 2011 18:14
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You're right, it is strange. In fact, let cross to the other side of the street. Cover me.
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Jul 14, 2011 18:24
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The man in cape scene is probably my favorite of the whole series. There's just so much going on in that scene that just works. Jerry making Elaine carry ALL those bags of groceries while he's carrying nothing, LD's perfect cape stance, the writing - they're all just so good.
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Jul 14, 2011 21:05
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I think mine might be the "too late for coffee" scene. The genesis of George Costanza, the neurotic nutjob right there.
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Jul 14, 2011 21:25
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JERRY: (Jerry gets up and walk to these persons) Uh... Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice you offered her a piece of your pie. WOMAN 1: That's right. JERRY: And you waved it away. WOMAN 2: Right. JERRY: Did you give her a reason? WOMAN 2: Yes, I was full. JERRY: You were full. So you gave a reason. You didn't just shake your head. WOMAN 2: No, I'm not a psycho. JERRY: Exactly. You're not a psycho. You've been very helpful. Thank you very much. Allow me to leave the tip. (sits back with Elaine and Kramer) Well, I think we proven who the psycho is.
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Jul 14, 2011 22:06
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We certainly have 
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Jul 14, 2011 22:20
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Leyburn posted:I think mine might be the "too late for coffee" scene. The genesis of George Costanza, the neurotic nutjob right there. I love when George flips out when Jerry says he's not going to go through with the threesome. I love any George freak out really
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Jul 14, 2011 23:34
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Eggplant. Yes. That's a hell of a thing. Okay let's get back to business. Okay here you go. Very good, very good. Excellent. Excellent calzone you got there Costanza. Okay a little jealous now. Okay let's go. Ok last week ....... You know that eggplant was very good. Everybody out. I got eggplant on my mind.
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Jul 15, 2011 01:14
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YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH THAT NO YANKEE IS EVER COMING TO HOUSTON. NOT AS LONG AS YOU BASTARDS ARE RUNNING THINGS!
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Jul 15, 2011 02:57
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A pinkish hue...?
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Jul 15, 2011 04:11
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Macaluso posted:I love when George flips out when Jerry says he's not going to go through with the threesome. What are you talking about? How can you sit there and look me in the eye and tell that me you're not worried!? Don't you have any sense!? Don't you have a brain!? Are you so completely senile that you don't even know what you're talking about anymore!?!?!
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Jul 15, 2011 04:26
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Macaluso posted:I love when George flips out when Jerry says he's not going to go through with the threesome. It's like discovering plutonium... by accident! 
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Jul 15, 2011 04:46
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Heartbreaker, love-taker, shoe-maker, won't you cut my shoes for free
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Jul 15, 2011 04:48
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Barnum posted:Heartbreaker, love-taker, shoe-maker, won't you cut my shoes for free
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Jul 15, 2011 04:58
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Macaluso posted:I love when George flips out when Jerry says he's not going to go through with the threesome. Oh my God! A thousand dollars? You paid a thousand dollars for this jacket? All right, fine, I'm walking outta here right now thinking you paid a thousand dollars for this jacket, unless you tell me different. Oh, ho! All right! I'll tell you what, if you don't say anything in the next five seconds, I'll know it was over a thousand.
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Jul 15, 2011 05:05
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Jimmy has a thing for Elaine.
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Jul 15, 2011 05:14
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BrandNew posted:A pinkish hue...? A metallic squink
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Jul 15, 2011 06:26
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Yes! I heard the squink.
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Jul 15, 2011 07:21
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If you want the legroom say you want the legroom - DON'T BLAME THE MECHANISM!!!
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Jul 15, 2011 13:05
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High Five!!
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Jul 15, 2011 14:00
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Rusty Shackelford posted:High Five!!
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Jul 15, 2011 15:05
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All signs point to YES!
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Jul 15, 2011 15:16
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Finder's fee? It was on the lot! yeah that's right
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Ehud posted:Finder's fee? It was on the lot! It's a misprint. What do you got, a Clarkman?
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