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fenix down posted:It's just so... grease monkey. We don't care for that term. 
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Arby's no more than once a month, and in return, Elaine comes to your softball game and doesn't read a book.
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Poque posted:Arby's no more than once a month, and in return, Elaine comes to your softball game and doesn't read a book. Arby's...beef, and cheese, and do you believe in God?
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Jul 15, 2011 17:52
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THEY WERE ALL TWIX!
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Jul 15, 2011 17:56
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Kramer, I think you're more than a few tweaks away from a healthy relationship. You're not exactly zeroing in there yourself, lady. GET OUT!!!
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Jul 15, 2011 19:33
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"She's a very handsome woman." is my favorite Elaine moment.
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neoboman posted:Kramer, I think you're more than a few tweaks away from a healthy relationship. Elaine, are you listening?! I didn't even get there! All right, next story..
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Jul 15, 2011 21:16
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Jerry wouldn't know delicate beauty if it bludgeoned him over the head!
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Jerry Seinfeld is on twitter: @SeinTime I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything!
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Ehud posted:Elaine, are you listening?! I didn't even get there! All right, next story.. That was my favorite bit of the entire series.
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Oh, this innocent looking shirt has something which isn't innocent at all. Touchability! Heavy, silky Italian cotton, with a fine almost terrycloth like feeling. Five button placket, relaxed fit, innocence and mayhem at once.
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In my mind, there's a war still going on. Inchon, Korea, 1950. I was the best cook Uncle Sam ever saw, slinging hash for the Fighting 103rd. As we marched north, our supply lines were getting thin. One day a couple of GIs found a crate, inside were six hundred pounds of prime Texas steer. At least it once was prime. The use date was three weeks past, but I was arrogant, I was brash, I thought if I used just the right spices, cooked it long enough... I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night! They were just boys. Tell that to Bobby Colby. All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. Had to sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home! I feel reborn, I'm like a Phoenix rising from Arizona!
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Mrs. Seinfeld, please turn the air conditioner on!
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Jul 16, 2011 16:55
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Rusty Shackelford posted:Mrs. Seinfeld, please turn the air conditioner on! I've lost 6 pounds!
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Jul 16, 2011 20:13
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Golden boy? He didn't make it.
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Jul 16, 2011 21:32
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Now, where's that tool shed of yours?
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Jul 16, 2011 22:21
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Jerry, I'm going to need a case of Kaiser rolls.
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penismightier posted:"She's a very handsome woman." is my favorite Elaine moment. She's breathtaking.
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You can't have "a little grace." You either have grace, or you...don't.
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Shouldn't George have sued the poo poo out of that wedding-invitation company that killed Susan, and become a millionaire? I will personally spit in Jerry Seinfeld's face if I ever see him because this didn't happen.
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Susan: I just want to let you know I love your son very much Estelle: Really? You do? .... May I ask why?
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Chicolini posted:Oh, this innocent looking shirt has something which isn't innocent at all. Touchability! Heavy, silky Italian cotton, with a fine almost terrycloth like feeling. Five button placket, relaxed fit, innocence and mayhem at once. Whats this from?
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Jul 17, 2011 06:09
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jojoinnit posted:Whats this from? When Elaine runs into J. Peterman.
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Jul 17, 2011 06:39
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Yo yo ma!
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Rusty Shackelford posted:When Elaine runs into J. Peterman. I've googled the quote but I cant find an episode number. Any help? I'm getting somewhat excited that there might be another episode of Seinfeld I can experience for the first time. 
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jojoinnit posted:I've googled the quote but I cant find an episode number. Any help? I'm getting somewhat excited that there might be another episode of Seinfeld I can experience for the first time. The Understudy 6x24
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tk posted:The Understudy Dammit I've seen it. Better go watch it again, just to be safe!
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Invis posted:Yo yo ma! Hoochie mama!
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The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.
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Jul 17, 2011 18:38
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Is it just me or is that a lot of gum?
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potee posted:Is it just me or is that a lot of gum? That's a lot of gum! 
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With John Voight's teeth marks.
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Everybody's talkin' at me I can't hear a word their sayin' Just drivin' round in John Voight's car...
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Jul 18, 2011 00:38
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Sometimes I spell 'Jerry' with a G! And an I!
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Yaaaaay Jerry got it open! 
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Every time I go to the bathroom I pass her desk. I have to plan little patter. I spend half my day writing. Then afterwards, I sit in my office and analyze how it went. If it was a good conversation, I don't go to the bathroom for the rest of the day.
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“They're really good people, Jerry. They're anarchists. They're.. they're.. they're huge!”
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