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Jerry, Joe Davola. *Pbt.* *Pbt.* *Pbt.* I have a hair on my tongue...I can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? 'Course you do, you put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm going to put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again
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DrBouvenstein posted:We don't care for that term. I don't know too many monkeys that could take apart a fuel injector. I saw one once that could do sign language! Yeah... Coco! That chimp's alright. High five.
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Jul 18, 2011 02:29
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Jul 18, 2011 02:34
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I know I sometimes spell Jerry with a G... and an I! 
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Supreme Allah posted:Shouldn't George have sued the poo poo out of that wedding-invitation company that killed Susan, and become a millionaire? I will personally spit in Jerry Seinfeld's face if I ever see him because this didn't happen.
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Jul 18, 2011 03:12
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you know, we're living in a SOCIETY!
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Jul 18, 2011 03:35
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Santa's a communist and he's spreading propaganda!
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Rusty Shackelford posted:Double zero? Yeah, it's 'ooh,' as in, 'ooh ooh aah aah.'
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mojo1701a posted:Santa's a communist and he's spreading propaganda! The meats are divided into a class system.
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Jul 18, 2011 04:27
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We're trying to have a civilization here!
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Coco is getting upset!
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It's your urine, Elaine!
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Jerry doesn't wash these very well.
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Leovinus posted:I know I sometimes spell Jerry with a G... and an I! Hahaha I have never seen Jerry as big of an rear end in a top hat as he is in this scene.
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Jul 18, 2011 06:00
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So get this. I get down there, and right away, I see the drain is clogged. I mean it's obvious. Can you believe it?
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Jul 18, 2011 15:37
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I use this one a lot in real life: "I'm sorry, is this story about me?" "no..." "Well then I've lost interest."
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Ash1138 posted:Nice game, pretty boy! So I yell out, "I'M HIT!"
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We had a funny guy with us in Korea, tailgunner, they blew his brains out all over the pacific.
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Giedroyc posted:We had a funny guy with us in Korea, tailgunner, they blew his brains out all over the pacific. There's nothing funny about that!
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~/o Master of the House Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passer by To pass him by ~/o
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Just start scratching. Tell him you have the crabs. He was in the military, he'll understand that.
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"Looks like rain." "I know, I know, that's what they said." "Who said?" "The weather guy, Dr. Waldo." "I don't need anybody to tell me it's gonna rain." Alton Benes, the best character.
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Robnoxious posted:~/o Master of the House Dad thinks George is gay.
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"I almost had my own show in Japan." "You speak japanese?" "No.."  "So, you would have done it in Japan, but in english?" "... I dont know."
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Coffee And Pie posted:Dad thinks George is gay. He liked you though. Said you reminded him of someone he knew in Korea.
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Coffee And Pie posted:Dad thinks George is gay. "Oh, because of all that singing?" "No, he pretty much thinks everyone is gay."
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You don't eat Oreos? The way you break them open... You're practically having sex with them!
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"..just a salad... just a salad... just a salad..."
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I went to the Pickle Barrel (a small local restaurant chain around Toronto), and on their menu, they have "Julienne salad... Seinfeld's Big Salad!" I was pretty excited.
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Giedroyc posted:Alton Benes, the best character. I just wish the actor hadn't been a complete lunatic so they could have had him back. mojo1701a posted:I went to the Pickle Barrel (a small local restaurant chain around Toronto), and on their menu, they have "Julienne salad... Seinfeld's Big Salad!" That's the one Elaine buys for George's girlfriend, right?
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Jul 19, 2011 01:17
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On right now... "the pig says; my wife is a slut!"
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Jul 19, 2011 03:13
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I'm sure Superman probably had a very good sense of humor...
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Jul 19, 2011 03:35
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She's not Chinese George! I was duped!
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Chexoid posted:She's not Chinese George! I was duped! The rines are crossed.
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Jerusalem posted:That's the one Elaine buys for George's girlfriend, right? Vice-versa, but yes. The BIIIIIIIG SALAD!
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mojo1701a posted:Vice-versa, but yes. The BIIIIIIIG SALAD! drat, all these years I've remembered it as Elaine taking credit for THE BIIIIIIIG SALAD!
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thepokey posted:I'm sure Superman probably had a very good sense of humor... I still say he's naked under there!
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Well, we were engaged to be married, uh, we bought the wedding invitations, and, uh, yada yada yada, I'm still single.
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Jerusalem posted:drat, all these years I've remembered it as Elaine taking credit for THE BIIIIIIIG SALAD!
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