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The Pig says ... 'my wife is a slut'??
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 12:24 |
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thepokey posted:The Pig says ... 'my wife is a slut'?? Now that's a complaint!
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 12:46 |
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Jerry is now on Twitter http://twitter.com/!/SeinTime
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 14:22 |
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Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own! I can prove it! Quick, Elaine, to my archives!
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 14:34 |
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Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten the key!
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 19:01 |
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Gammi's getting upset!
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 19:03 |
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Invis posted:Gammi's getting upset! "Koko, the girls are gonna love you."
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 19:19 |
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Bonzo posted:Jerry is now on Twitter I'm so going to flood him with bad 'And what's the deal with' jokes all day.
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 19:23 |
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It's the perfect plan. So inspired, so devious, yet so simple!
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 20:27 |
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Bonzo posted:Jerry is now on Twitter Is he actually Tweeting or is it a PR person?
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 20:39 |
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Joe Don Baker posted:Is he actually Tweeting or is it a PR person? He's already made a concentration camp joke so no, I don't think it's a PR person.
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 20:55 |
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BrandNew posted:Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten the key! "Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!" "Hey neighbor!"
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 21:03 |
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T. Finn posted:"Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!" Man's best friend...Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone.
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 23:14 |
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Bonzo posted:He's already made a concentration camp joke so no, I don't think it's a PR person. Anti-Dentite bastard
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# ? Jul 19, 2011 23:27 |
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Do I smell Pantene? "Do I smell?" Pantene! "Pantene?"
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 00:18 |
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T. Finn posted:"Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!" I love the look on the neighbor's face when he's standing outside with the bird food because Jerry won't let him in the building.
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 00:26 |
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jojoinnit posted:Do I smell Pantene? Men use Prell, the hard stuff!
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 02:07 |
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jojoinnit posted:Do I smell Pantene? Well, there really is no junk mail. Everybody wants to receive a cheque or a birthday card, but it requires just as much manpower to deliver their precious little greeting cards--
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 03:10 |
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Just empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 03:21 |
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I've never noticed before in Serenity Now, when George's father off-handedly calls Speed "The Bus." "I saw a very provocative movie called "The Net," starring the woman from "The Bus." EDIT: Also this penismightier fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jul 20, 2011 |
# ? Jul 20, 2011 03:31 |
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Son of a Bang! Son of a Boom!
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 09:09 |
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Got any booze? Let's say you and I get RIPPED
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 12:17 |
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Manya died! MANYA DIED!
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 14:36 |
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The Heckler posted:Manya died! MANYA DIED! I HAD A PONY!
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 17:59 |
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"Hey there Joe... just getting some fruit for myself.."
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 18:06 |
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Come on, what's the big deal? I'm just gonna put a little concrete in the washing machine!
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 18:18 |
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I'll tell you what, Timmy - you dip the way you want to dip, and I'll dip the way I want to dip.
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 18:41 |
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Cuban Chowder Factory posted:Got any booze? Let's say you and I get RIPPED I love that line because the actress opposite him visibly starts to crack up, then catches herself. I wonder how many takes they had to go through.
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# ? Jul 20, 2011 19:22 |
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"I was free and clear, I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!" "Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.."
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# ? Jul 21, 2011 00:12 |
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Jerry...have you ever taken a bath in the dark?
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# ? Jul 21, 2011 02:19 |
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Larry David to make a return to Stand-Up Probably never get the chance to see him over here (Ireland), but I can hope... Saw Jerry last month in London and it was amazing.
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# ? Jul 21, 2011 14:39 |
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Mickolution posted:Larry David to make a return to Stand-Up
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# ? Jul 21, 2011 19:22 |
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jojoinnit posted:You went all the way to London just to see him? How was his act, is it still just "didja ever notice?" observation material? You really went bald there, didn't ya?
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# ? Jul 21, 2011 19:26 |
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Based on Seinfeld writer Spike Feresten's tweet about coming up with fake episode titles in the Seinfeld writers' room, Seinfeld Stories came up with this synopsis for "The Dictionary":SeinfeldStories posted:Kramer sells his portrait to a stock photo company; Elaine sets Jerry up with her co-worker Molly; George finds the perfect dive bar. Nothing special (duh, since he comes up with story lines and you fill in the rest), but I really like the Kramer storyline.
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# ? Jul 21, 2011 19:30 |
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mojo1701a posted:Based on Seinfeld writer Spike Feresten's tweet about coming up with fake episode titles in the Seinfeld writers' room, Seinfeld Stories came up with this synopsis for "The Dictionary": I can't imagine "finds the perfect dive bar" as a seinfeld plot.
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# ? Jul 21, 2011 20:13 |
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Mickolution posted:Saw Jerry last month in London and it was amazing. That was a wicked googly!
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# ? Jul 21, 2011 20:46 |
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Well it's like the Capulets and the Montagues!
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# ? Jul 21, 2011 22:05 |
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jojoinnit posted:You went all the way to London just to see him? How was his act, is it still just "didja ever notice?" observation material? Yeah, it's only an hour's flight and I have a mate over there. Going back over tomorrow for a music gig at the weekend. The show was great, I thought. All observation stuff still, but from an older perspective. A lot about family and kids and the like. For me, he was the most professional comedian I've ever seen. Never missed a beat. Maybe not the funniest (Stewart Lee, probably), but it was obvious that this was someone who'd been honing his craft for 30 years.
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# ? Jul 21, 2011 22:37 |
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WoG posted:I can't imagine "finds the perfect dive bar" as a seinfeld plot. Neither can I. Most of the other characters' stories fell flat, but the Kramer one was pretty good.
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# ? Jul 21, 2011 22:55 |
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I couldn't see Jerry riding a motorcycle.
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# ? Jul 22, 2011 09:41 |