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Konec Hry posted:I couldn't see Jerry riding a motorcycle. I could but just because he loves things that are fast and dangerous as well as pretty much anything with a motor. Page 127, hello. HELLO!
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Significant shrinkage.
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Jul 22, 2011 18:28
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I could see George needing to find a perfect dive bar in order to cover for a lie he told a woman or someone at work.
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greatn posted:I could see George needing to find a perfect dive bar in order to cover for a lie he told a woman or someone at work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAct-S2Es9E Has anyone sent anything to SeinfeldStories? I did, and the jerk stores haven't posted it (yet).
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Jul 22, 2011 19:35
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greatn posted:I could see George needing to find a perfect dive bar in order to cover for a lie he told a woman or someone at work. They should have included that, it's integral.
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Jul 22, 2011 19:39
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Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you've ever seen?
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penismightier posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAct-S2Es9E I love how badly George flinches when Elaine makes a sudden move towards him at the end. haljordan fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jul 22, 2011 |
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Jul 22, 2011 23:05
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haljordan posted:I love how baldy George flinches when Elaine makes a sudden move towards him at the end. Have you ever seen her lose her temper? I was once late because I bought a panama hat, she grabbed it by the brim and pulled it down so hard my head came right through the top of it!
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Birthday Cake posted:Have you ever seen her lose her temper? I was once late because I bought a panama hat, she grabbed it by the brim and pulled it down so hard my head came right through the top of it! Remember what I did to that stupid hat of his? That's going to be NOTHING compared to do what I'm going to do to him! 
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penismightier posted:Has anyone sent anything to SeinfeldStories? I did, and the jerk stores haven't posted it (yet). I sent what I thought were a couple of good ones, but no. What do you guys think of an alarm clock that when you wake up immediately tells you the weather? ...nevermind, it's just not practical.
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neoboman posted:I sent what I thought were a couple of good ones, but no. What were yours?
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Jul 23, 2011 02:53
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penismightier posted:What were yours? "Jerry can't decide if he would rather purchase blue sneakers or green sneakers; George dies" "Season finale: George gets a job offer from the Boston Red Sox; Kramer gets an acting gig but ends up at Comic-Con" Nothing special, but I thought they were somewhat entertaining.
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Jul 23, 2011 02:58
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I sent: "Kramer worries his apartment is haunted. George, unwilling to pay a plumber, turns to DIY home repair." "Kramer starts carrying his wallet in his shirt pocket, George accidentally eats lunch at a soup kitchen."
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neoboman posted:"Jerry can't decide if he would rather purchase blue sneakers or green sneakers; George dies" This is hilarious because I can easily see Jerry going "That's a shame" and being more concerned about his sneakers if George were to die.
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Jul 23, 2011 03:14
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I sent "George thinks he threw away his lotto ticket but doesnt want to look through the ever increasing trash during a party"
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Jul 23, 2011 03:18
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"George is horrified when he discovers he is an organ donor; Kramer becomes a notary public to make money."
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Jul 23, 2011 03:34
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Lotto ticket and organ donor are things of beauty.
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Here's mine I just came up with. "Jerry meets an amazing woman but discovers she is German and becomes increasingly concerned that she has ties to the Nazi party. Kramer learning of this attempts to investigate her family and becomes mixed up with a group of neo Nazis. George thinks he may lose his job at the yankees after accidentally walking in on Stienbrenner on the toilet. Elaine is missing Puddy after having an unsatisfying sexual encounter."
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Mine was something like "George finds that dating ugly women makes him look better, and is horrified when his girlfriend gets a makeover"
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Coffee And Pie posted:Mine was something like "George finds that dating ugly women makes him look better, and is horrified when his girlfriend gets a makeover" For a second I thought this was an actual storyline, till I remembered that George actually WANTED her to get a nosejob and after she did she didn't want anything more to do with him.
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Jul 23, 2011 07:07
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SHE NAME NAME!
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Macaluso posted:I sent "George thinks he threw away his lotto ticket but doesnt want to look through the ever increasing trash during a party" We all know George crossed the threshold into bum a long time ago.
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pyromance posted:We all know George crossed the threshold into bum a long time ago. Yeah, the George I know would be shoulder deep in that trash can if he thought he could win even ten bucks.
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Jerusalem posted:For a second I thought this was an actual storyline, till I remembered that George actually WANTED her to get a nosejob and after she did she didn't want anything more to do with him. The nosejob was botched so George was a dick to her until she broke up with him. Then it was fixed and she looked great but by then, she was dating Kramer.
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Jul 23, 2011 20:27
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I want you to have this job, of course sodomy is a prerequisite.
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Rusty Shackelford posted:The nosejob was botched so George was a dick to her until she broke up with him. Then it was fixed and she looked great but by then, she was dating Kramer. His life is a fantasy camp!
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As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
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Rusty Shackelford posted:As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken. And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!
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Jul 24, 2011 04:17
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Elaine look, I drew this triangle free hand, it's a doodle, it's perfect!
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thepokey posted:Elaine look, I drew this triangle free hand, it's a doodle, it's perfect! What, your sad little horsies, the house with the little curl of smoke, the sunflower with the smiley face, the transparent cube...
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potee posted:And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken! Well I have to say, this seems capricious and arbitrary.
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BrandNew posted:George thinks he may lose his job at the yankees after accidentally walking in on Stienbrenner on the toilet. I can envision the entire arc of this situation and it's kind of amazing.
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Mystic_Squid posted:What, your sad little horsies, the house with the little curl of smoke, the sunflower with the smiley face, the transparent cube... Better than your drawings of naked Lois Lane 
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Kull the Conqueror posted:I can envision the entire arc of this situation and it's kind of amazing. Steinbrenner would not care, he doesn't even want doors on the stalls in Yankee Stadium. safety dan posted:Well I have to say, this seems capricious and arbitrary. Your fly is open.
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pyromance posted:We all know George crossed the threshold into bum a long time ago. What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Better than your drawings of naked Lois Lane Where did you get those....THOSE ARE PRIVATE!!!!
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I mean I love just seeing you and having sex. Not having to do all that, you know, work. All that calling you and buying you stuff. Hearing about how everyone at work isn't as smart as you. It's brutal.
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Feldman! ...From across the hall!
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Max22 posted:Feldman! ...From across the hall! 
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