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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 61 days!
...BARNABY JONES! :haw:

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



ChairmanMeow posted:

How the hell is a Scion TC a real thing.

IIRC, Scion approached Cartoon Network for product placement in all tehir adult swim shows, and gave em a big bag of money. So the execs wents to the creators and said write an episode about the Scion, and show off it's features. Adam Reed responded with that incredible gently caress you of an episode.

shotgunbadger
Nov 18, 2008

WEEK 4 - RETIRED

Grandpa Pap posted:

...BARNABY JONES! :haw:

I wanna jerk off in this car right now, but ya know, don't have my kit...

JerksNeedLoveToo
Nov 12, 2006
Once again, the mall has become my Waterloo. :arghfist:

Jenova Project
Aug 5, 2007

by Fistgrrl

shotgunbadger posted:

I wanna jerk off in this car right now, but ya know, don't have my kit...

"Stuff." :eng101: Not sure what a "kit" is but it sounds crappy and Unamurkan.

I always remember to get pickles.

Also, does anyone have the Master Cylinder Pants song? I... I need it. For... reasons.

It's one of the best songs ever.

Jenova Project fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Jul 28, 2011

shotgunbadger
Nov 18, 2008

WEEK 4 - RETIRED

Jenova Project posted:

"Stuff." :eng101: Not sure what a "kit" is but it sounds crappy and Unamurkan.

I always remember to get pickles.

Also, does anyone have the Master Cylinder Pants song? I... I need it. For... reasons.

It's one of the best songs ever.

drat it I had stuff and changed it. For some reason the image of him just carrying a medic's bag or something full of jerk-off supplies made me laugh more.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Is that cat party?

No, I'm on dog party now.

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
Don't look over here at what I'm doing! You point at it! Celebrate yourself!


Also, I used to actually have Cat Party as my ringtone for the longest time.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 61 days!

Jenova Project posted:

I always remember to get pickles.

Yeah, that's not a pickle. :pervert:

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

"7211"

This was the first Adult Swim programming I ever saw. I was at my grandma's house, couldn't sleep and happened to have the TV on Cartoon Network at like 3AM. It's one of the very few times I've said out loud, "What the gently caress was that?" when it was over.

For those of you who don't know the episode is just a condensed version of a regular "Sealab 2020" episode, just with the "2021" cast doing all the voiceover work completely straight. There's no jokes, no humor of any kind for 10 minutes, and then during the end credits Sealab explodes with Murphy outside it and he just says "Uhh...."

I always wondered why for all the retro Hanna Barbara programming that was on Cartoon Network constantly in the early-to-mid-90s, why "Sealab 2020" wasn't part of it. Turns out Adam Reed and Matt Thompson stole the master tapes out of the Turner offices to make the pilot for "2021" in the early days of the network and never returned them.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Robert Denby posted:

I always wondered why for all the retro Hanna Barbara programming that was on Cartoon Network constantly in the early-to-mid-90s, why "Sealab 2020" wasn't part of it. Turns out Adam Reed and Matt Thompson stole the master tapes out of the Turner offices to make the pilot for "2021" in the early days of the network and never returned them.

Pretty sure they returned them as Boomerang is currently airing Sealab 2020.

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

Benagain posted:

"Would I have the strength of a gorilla?"

"Not five men, five gorillas! Though if you tried to pet a kitten, you'd crush it."
"Oh no, poor kitty!"

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Mordiceius posted:

Brother of Agamemnon...!

That's Menelaus

e: :derp:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
OK so I marathoned Frisky Dingo last night on everyone's recommendation. It was good. Not GREAT or anything, and I kind of hated the premise of the second season, but all in all it was a good watch. I am a sucker for that dry snippy dialogue so it was right up my alley.

Then I did a few episodes of Archer just to right myself again :3:

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
You like what I got. Baby, don't test me!
'Cause I am takin' a showah! 'Cause I am all mes-sy.
That's what I'm about to do, when I skeet all over the soapdish!

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Lycus posted:

You like what I got. Baby, don't test me!
'Cause I am takin' a showah! 'Cause I am all mes-sy.
That's what I'm about to do, when I skeet all over the soapdish!

Wow, I completely forgot about that scene. One of my favorites.

You're going to need hip waders in there!!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Parachute posted:

Tigerbot Hesh, motherfuckers

Hesh wants some SEX!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

ChairmanMeow posted:

How the hell is a Scion TC a real thing.

The real question is, why does Toyota/Scion continue to produce commercials for the tC? Just take any 30 seconds of that episode and run it, you've got a better ad than anything your marketing firm could come up with. "Ka-KOW!"

Favorite Frisky Dingo faux-recap joke:
"What do you mean, 'The ants have gotten smart?'"
"From living inside the computer! I think they've been eating RAM!"

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

Just finished re-watching Happy Cake in... god, who knows how long.

"You rigged the OFF button with a tear gas grenade?"
"That's nothing man, the ON button is a 50-ton hydrogen bomb."








:stare: "I should go down there."

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

iastudent posted:

Just finished re-watching Happy Cake in... god, who knows how long.

"You rigged the OFF button with a tear gas grenade?"
"That's nothing man, the ON button is a 50-ton hydrogen bomb."








:stare: "I should go down there."

Isn't that the one where he's obsessed with Imogene Coca?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


CarbonCpy posted:

Isn't that the one where he's obsessed with Imogene Coca?

Usually it's Adrienne Barbeau (Queen of Mars, from Olympus Mons to Tharsis).

Defiance Industries fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jul 28, 2011

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

CarbonCpy posted:

Isn't that the one where he's obsessed with Imogene Coca?

I think its Michael Cain

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


iastudent posted:

Just finished re-watching Happy Cake in... god, who knows how long.

"You rigged the OFF button with a tear gas grenade?"
"That's nothing man, the ON button is a 50-ton hydrogen bomb."








:stare: "I should go down there."

You are going to make a great henchman.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Hey Debbie, I have something for you."
[Debbie] "What is it?"
"A book."
[Debbie] "What's the book?"
"A Modest Proposal."
[Debbie] "By whom?"
"Johnathon Swift."
[Debbie] "And what is the book about?"
Long pause "Eating babies..."

Jenova Project
Aug 5, 2007

by Fistgrrl

Grandpa Pap posted:

Yeah, that's not a pickle. :pervert:

I know. It's my penis.

My penis.

I have both Cat and Dog Party on my phone, with a shortened Cat Party being the SMS tone for my girlfriend. I need the Master Cylinder Pants song. Need it to live.

I bet I could bench a tC.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Xander frickin' Crews! Do you see the big-rear end sign out there?! Does it say "Stan the big dumb fat jerk liar who tried to steal my company"?! NO!

Building's not tall enough!

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Phat_Albert posted:

HELLLLOOO CONSUMERRRRRRR

And I say to myself, "I NEED EXACT CHANGE."

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 61 days!
Ah-ah-ah, hold on, Ben, aren't you forgetting something? Come on, come on, what are you waiting for? Daddy needs his medicine. I'm sick, baby. I'm sick. Come on, baby. Daddy needs his feel-good juice.

gets stung by Ben

:lsd: Ooh yeah, that's the stuff. That's what daddy needs, yeah, see, see, what it is, is we're all a community, and uh, when you're a community, and love enters into it....

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I love how Ta'quil got obsessed with Nascar.

"Juniors making a move!"

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Lycus posted:

Xander frickin' Crews! Do you see the big-rear end sign out there?! Does it say "Stan the big dumb fat jerk liar who tried to steal my company"?! NO!

Building's not tall enough!

Point at it, Stan! You celebrate yourself!

muscles like this? posted:

I love how Ta'quil got obsessed with Nascar.

"Juniors making a move!"

Seriously, what's "NASCAR"?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



"Get on the bus!"

"Does this bus go to all petshops?"
"Smells like shattered dreams"

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Its a Nascar jacket, like Junior and them wear.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
Oh, man. You wanted me to call Fred Dryer? Because I called Ted Hunter.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

bobkatt013 posted:

I think its Michael Cain

Oscar Winner Michael Cain. He's like the Baby Seamus, you can't exclude any part of it.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Rhyno posted:

Oscar Winner Michael Cain. He's like the Baby Seamus, you can't exclude any part of it.

Except you excluded the "wee" in "The Wee Baby Seamus".

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

SpacePig posted:

Except you excluded the "wee" in "The Wee Baby Seamus".

I...I...I was distracted by Pod Six being jerks!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


You ever see Hooper?

Yeah that robot with the big tits?

No, but that sounds awesome!

It is.

I meant the Burt Reynolds movie where he's a hard livin' stuntman.

THAT sounds awesome!

It is.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
What's this Slideshow everybody's doin'?

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

What's this Slideshow everybody's doin'?

Hang on, somebody's spilled... chocolate chip juice on my electronics over here!

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 61 days!
Really, all Americans want is cold beer, warm pussy, and someplace to take a poo poo with a door on it. I mean, you don't want the dog lookin' at ya.

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