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Jack Bandit posted:This episode also has what is one of my all time favorite quotes: Maybe I could call my father.
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Cable boy!? ... Cable boy!? What have you done to my little cable boy!?
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Do you? Because that's not a normal complaint! 
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Martytoof posted:Do you? Because that's not a normal complaint! Ha! I'd like to see that complaint get rectified!
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My wife's a slut.
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Supreme Allah posted:My wife's a slut. Now that's a complaint! 
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His wife is in a coma.
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Jul 31, 2011 08:03
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Yea well the life support machine called and.... You're meat, Riley! You just screwed yourself!
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I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
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Gyshall posted:I don't know how you guys walk around with those things. Oh it's a scene man
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Jul 31, 2011 13:36
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We go in there ... we're in there for awhile ... then we come back out here!
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"Hey, there's a man swimming in the water!" "That's probably just a dead body, son. See, when the mob kills somebody they throw the body in the river!  "
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Relayer posted:"Hey, there's a man swimming in the water!" "That's where Spike Lee lives!  "
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They are at their best when making fun of old people
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Jul 31, 2011 20:24
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bruckner posted:They are at their best when making fun of old people He's probably going to have me box a kangaroo!
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Aug 1, 2011 01:42
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Jerry, let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it! There was a guy at the Yankees, had no arms! He made more than me, got more work done, had a wife and family, drove a better car than i did!
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Chexoid posted:Jerry, let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it! There was a guy at the Yankees, had no arms! He made more than me, got more work done, had a wife and family, drove a better car than i did! He drove a car?
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potee posted:He drove a car? Do you know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?
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It's the perfect plan. So inspired, so devious. Yet so simple.
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I love how as selfish as George is, he has no problem helping his friend get sex as long as he gets to be in on the planning. Like in "the switch" and also that one where he and Jerry are acting as a team to make Jerry seem capable of dating that woman. Oh and also: "Kramer, this is Hal." "Hal..... Leinerhands!!" "Kitsmiller."
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Relayer posted:I love how as selfish as George is, he has no problem helping his friend get sex as long as he gets to be in on the planning. Like in "the switch" and also that one where he and Jerry are acting as a team to make Jerry seem capable of dating that woman. Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?
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potee posted:He drove a car? With no arms?
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Did you tell him the pachyderm story?
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It will always be Myanmar to me.
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How come I've never met these friends of yours? -They want to know why they never see you!
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bruckner posted:They are at their best when making fun of old people And she's so smart... like a computer!
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He never heard of corduroy!
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Why do I buy tan pants, Donna?
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Boy, I bet you got a real algonquin round table there...
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George, your mother and I... and Kramer have been talking.
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"Once you let one emotion out, all the rest will follow. It's like Andora's box." "That was the mother on Bewitched.. you mean PANdora.." "Yeah, well, she had one too."
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Susan B. Anthony I think I'd have a problem with.
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Peterman: Elaine, what did you want to talk me about? Elaine: This. My office. Sam trashed my office. Peterman: Well, I see what's going on in here. I am smack dab in the middle of a good old fashioned cat fight. Elaine: Mr. Petermen, this is not a cat fight. This is violent psychotic behavior directed at me all because I told her to swing her arms. Peterman: Woof! Invis fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Aug 2, 2011 |
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You there on the motorcycle ... sell me one of your melons!
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jojoinnit posted:With no arms? Alright I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true. He hated me anyway!
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Relayer posted:"Once you let one emotion out, all the rest will follow. It's like Andora's box." It's pronounced thermometer. (You know, for over a decade I have waited for someone to use the word "barometer" around me...but no one does...it's not a word that people generally say.
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"He has this power over me, okay. He has this way of manipulating every little word I say. He's like a Svenjolly." "Svengali." "What did I say?" "Svenjolly." "Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly." "George?" "Svenjolly!"
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Supreme Allah posted:Susan B. Anthony I think I'd have a problem with.
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My computer bugged out during The Contest and accidentally created Kramer-Art:
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penismightier posted:My computer bugged out during The Contest and accidentally created Kramer-Art: I see a parasite, a sexually-depraved miscreant, seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges, a loathsome, offensive brute... yet I can't look away.... it sickens me.... I love it!
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