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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > The Pig Says "My Wife Is a Slut"???

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

The door's on a diagonal. It's architecturally incorrect.

# ? Aug 9, 2011 14:09

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Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

So, where's that toolshed of yours?

# ? Aug 9, 2011 14:09

Irish Joe: Jul 23, 2007; by Lowtax

On this particular Tuesday you could've watched six hours of Lucy.

# ? Aug 9, 2011 14:17

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Jerry: Sorry I dropped that, my hand is numb

George: That's right! From signing cheques from the super terrific happy hour!

Japanese TV exec: You must go.

# ? Aug 9, 2011 14:22

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Jerry! The Japanese guys had sake in the hot tub! You gotta get em outta the drawers and get em down here or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to Japanese TV!!

# ? Aug 9, 2011 14:52

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Relayer posted:

Jerry! The Japanese guys had sake in the hot tub! You gotta get em outta the drawers and get em down here or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to Japanese TV!!

...Uncle Leo?

# ? Aug 9, 2011 15:10

Macaluso: Sep 23, 2005; I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

thepokey posted:

...Uncle Leo?

Oh that's nice

# ? Aug 9, 2011 15:30

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

thepokey posted:

...Uncle Leo?

Mr.Marbles? :ohdear:

:ohdear:

# ? Aug 9, 2011 16:16

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Newman?

# ? Aug 9, 2011 16:22

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Kull the Conqueror posted:

Newman?

Who is this :smug:

:smug:

# ? Aug 9, 2011 16:34

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here :smugdog:

:smugdog:

# ? Aug 9, 2011 16:36

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

Fargus!

# ? Aug 9, 2011 16:52

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

The Human Cow posted:

Fargus!

It's Feldman........

....from across the hall

# ? Aug 9, 2011 17:03

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Gary Vogel, jack!~~~~~

# ? Aug 9, 2011 17:17

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Mr. Wilhelm?

# ? Aug 9, 2011 17:47

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft. Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

# ? Aug 9, 2011 18:48

fenix down: Jan 12, 2005

This son of a bitch is ice cold!!

# ? Aug 9, 2011 21:24

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Good for you, Jack!

# ? Aug 9, 2011 22:39

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

:catholic:

Kavorka! :catholic:

:catholic:

# ? Aug 9, 2011 23:30

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ehud posted:

It's Feldman........

:confused:

:ohdear:

Ehud posted:

....from across the hall

:haw:

Me so happy

# ? Aug 9, 2011 23:37

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Chexoid posted:

Kavorka!

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

# ? Aug 10, 2011 01:20

SneekieBinder: Aug 23, 2007

Happy, PAPPY?

# ? Aug 10, 2011 02:52

OldSenileGuy: Mar 13, 2001

Todd GACK.

# ? Aug 10, 2011 03:20

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

Frankly, it sounds made up to me.

# ? Aug 10, 2011 03:25

Rusty Shackelford: Feb 7, 2005

Another babka?

# ? Aug 10, 2011 04:51

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Never seen that before ... Bird into a woman's head!

# ? Aug 10, 2011 13:16

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzZrctQcNf8

# ? Aug 10, 2011 13:59

Jack Bandit: Feb 6, 2005; Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months

# ? Aug 10, 2011 14:37

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

thepokey posted:

Never seen that before ... Bird into a woman's head!

Like he couldn't avoid it.

# ? Aug 10, 2011 15:06

Riptor: Apr 13, 2003; here's to feelin' good all the time

I had pony!

# ? Aug 10, 2011 16:13

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Another babka?

I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party.

# ? Aug 10, 2011 19:56

Ambellina: Dec 6, 2005; Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand

Is that....a Drake's Coffee Cake?

# ? Aug 11, 2011 00:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Riptor posted:

I had pony!

Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country!?! :psyduck:

:psyduck:

# ? Aug 11, 2011 00:31

BrandNew: May 16, 2007; Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Ambellina posted:

Is that....a Drake's Coffee Cake?

Thats your big boy.

# ? Aug 11, 2011 04:08

clockworx: Oct 15, 2005; The Internet Whore made me buy this account

It's a Twix! They're all Twix! It was a setup!

# ? Aug 11, 2011 04:34

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

potee posted:

I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party.

You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? No way wine is better than Pepsi! :mad:

:mad:

People would come up to me, 'Hey, I'm really excited about the ring dings and Pepsi.'

Love Kramer's delivery too, 'I liiike ring dings.'

# ? Aug 11, 2011 05:26

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Elaine: Hey! Look who's here! Hey Kurt, this is Jerry, and George, and Kramer.

Kramer: Hey, Kurt. Taste these eggs.

# ? Aug 11, 2011 09:37

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

These are sweatshop eggs!

I love his exit after this line.

# ? Aug 11, 2011 13:43

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

# ? Aug 11, 2011 15:54

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WoG: Jul 13, 2004

I'll tell you what you did, Caligula...

# ? Aug 11, 2011 16:13

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